A listener checked in with us and told us about a situation that she walked in on. We were flabbergasted by what she told us and when that happens, we only have one question to ask you all: does he belong to the streets?
The conversation lives on Facebook!
MGK has unveiled a new look for his “Papercut” music video.
He’s already prone to being a hunk, but as a bald man he’s awfully handsome. We’re a fan.
Brian says he doesn’t have any children floating around, but we beg to differ. Anyone building a Jägermeister computer has to have a little Haddad in them. This man is brilliant!
A new pornographic popup shows a “highly veiny” penis and a promise that your junk will grow “up to 65%” if you do this industry secret, which involves pouring apple cider vinegar over your boy-parts. The page that the ads direct you isn’t even flogging bottles of the vinegary stuff, but a pill that supposedly helps enlarge your penis, too. The supplement claims to increase testosterone levels, penis size, sexual stamina, and correct erectile dysfunction, according to The Huffington Post.
Doctors urge that this does not make your junk grow, nor does it treat ED. It just stings like hell and does damage to your all-around area.
The burgers, dogs, and insults have been on pause for months now, but fear not, The Weiner Circle is coming back soon. The infamous Lincoln Park hot dog stand will reopen at the end of September.
We took a little time away from social media, but are back and excited to tell you more about our renovation. We will reopen by the end of September with lots of fun new surprises, and look forward to seeing y’all
— The Wieners Circle (@TheWienerCircle) August 9, 2021
The iconic establishment promises “fun, new surprises” upon reopening.
Tonight, the White Sox go to war with the dreaded New York Yankees at the “Field of Dreams” in Dyersville, Iowa. The trailer that MLB Network put together will reinvigorate your love of baseball and rekindle your passion for Chicago’s best baseball team.
The game The game between the Yankees and White Sox will be televised nationally on FOX at 8 p.m. ET.
This Male Karen has been taking umbrage with the forecasting that has plagued the Chicagoland area as of late. Here’s what he had to say:
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A new study by the University of Chicago finds that living in Chicago, or another major city like Chicago, can reduce your depression.
When it comes to rural areas, Associate Professor Marc Berman noted, “We think that it’s harder as you kind of move into smaller areas with less people, it’s harder to make more social connection and those social connections and that those social connections can actually buffer against depression,”
Greatness can come in many forms. In this specific instance, greatness has been unlocked by this brilliant woman’s mind. Listen to why this professional “baby mama” has six kids with six different men. It’s not because she belongs to the streets, it’s because she’s cashing checks and having sex!
She’s got receipts! She showed her work! This woman is brilliant!
A Chicago man battled an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the officer’s friend during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive according to prosecutors. Kyle Clark, the nipple biter, sideswiped the off-duty police officer’s car and when he was ordered to exit the vehicle, he came out swinging, hitting the cop in the face and then biting off his friend’s “little pinky”.
Personally, we hope no one bites your nipples off today…unless you want them to.
All you need to do before you watch this video is think of the 12 months of the year.
Congratulations, you feel smarter now.
White folks unite! PepsiCo is collaborating with Boston Beer to bring us Hard Mtn Dew, a wonderful invention thought of by the smartest people on Earth. Hard Mtn Dew will belong to the flavored malt beverage category and contain 5% alcohol by volume. Early images of the products also show that it will contain zero sugar.
We’ve never been more excited for any product, ever.
In today’s edition of How High Do You Have To Be…
Our stance on ketchup is widely known but how are we feeling about apple pie hot dogs?
Making their debut at the White Sox/Yankees Field of Dreams game…
You guys know I love baseball, hot dogs and apple pie, but huge thanks to @chevrolet for asking me to bring the #ApplePieHotDog to life!
This thing is dynamite! #Ad pic.twitter.com/eN0ItxnkHB
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) August 9, 2021
OF COURSE Fieri is involved in this abomination (IMO) that I would probably eat if I was really stoned.
<3 Lauren
Chicago is world renowned for its amazing architecture, and taking one of the amazing boat tours that spotlight the best buildings along the river really should be mandatory once a year. BUT…Because not EVERY building in Chicago is an architectural marvel, a tour guide has started giving an Ugly Building tour as well, showcasing..well..some of the lesser attractive buildings in the downtown area. This is actually a really unique and fun way to take a walkabout around downtown, check this out (and cross your fingers your apartment building isnt on the list.)
The new Chicago Ugly Buildings tour is an “educational roast” of Downtown’s least-loved buildings. https://t.co/pZfc7UX4pM pic.twitter.com/t5vkO8Me2w
— Block Club Chicago (@BlockClubCHI) August 10, 2021
An anonymous woman checked in with us because she’s found herself in the middle of a sticky situation. She’s been forced to be an alibi for her cheating friend and she’s feeling guilt over it. Here’s her situation:
What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The great state of Utah is under attack and it’s because their Governor has a pornographic, disgusting last name. Spencer Cox was called out by the citizens of his state because his last name is simply too much for some people to handle. This letter appeared on his desk recently:
Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I…
*checks notes*
…change my name? 😳🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/RavFip8U4M
— Spencer Cox (@SpencerJCox) August 7, 2021
Love,
A very concerned citizen.
Violent tornado! Violent, violent tornado!
LARGE TORNADO IN SYCAMORE! pic.twitter.com/ja7AOc64bJ
— Diego Garcia (@dgarciawx) August 9, 2021
Thank you to Diego Garcia for capturing this incredible footage.
Alfredo Rivera is a national treasure. After Frontier was forced to duct tape a passenger to a seat, Frontier has been forced to deal with the fallout of the situation. No one has a more balanced perspective on the entire situation than Mr. Rivera.
The newest TikTok trend has dad’s going nuts. People are filming dads strolling through airports, assembling furniture in dorm rooms, and leading family vacations to great success. We call this “Dad Mode” and we’re huge fans of it. Cue the Home Depot music and watch these dads go to work.
@lindsayportnoyvacation mode andy unlocked #vacationdad #fyp♬ The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot
@emma_jay_king mike👑 #fyp #vacationdad #dominicanrepublic
How does your dad activate “Dad Mode”? Sound off on Facebook!
Karen’s can’t let anyone live. This Tigger flag triggered a Karen who hated things like joy and happiness. Take a look:
It’s not even Wednesday and we’re out here exposing Karen’s. This is exhausting!
