Oh no, even grandma is getting in on it!
Much like the bread she ate, she’s toasted.
Oh no, even grandma is getting in on it!
Much like the bread she ate, she’s toasted.
We wish we were making this up. We wish the slow motion freezer handle lick didn’t exist. We wish all of this was a big, giant parody. But it’s not. It’s painfully, painfully real.
Be sure to notice the intensity on her face when she’s licking things she has no business licking.
Jake Mintz made a bold promise last fall that the White Sox would never hire Tony La Russa. It wouldn’t make any sense for the young, hip White Sox to hire an old, crusty manager in La Russa. Mintz noted that if the Sox did indeed make this move, that he would walk from New York to Chicago. Well:
We all make mistakes …
And we're sorry, but a promise is a promise, @CespedesBBQ. #JakeSox https://t.co/6SnvuLfxGN pic.twitter.com/h0wkWNXJtp
— The Ringer (@ringer) October 30, 2020
“Biking across the country because you said something stupid on a podcast is frankly a stupid thing to do,” Mintz said. “But it feels very fulfilling. I have no regrets.”
Move over SexEd, we have the Internet now. This place is full of cheat codes on how to win over the ladies and this list of pleasure points is the ultimate win. Fellas, this is what you have been looking for for years! Thank you to the folks at First Post for providing this list:
From blowing air onto the back of the neck to leaving love-bites in the front, different people like different kinds of pressure on their neck during sexual activity. This is, of course, due to the many nerve endings present in the area.
Why does a head massage make you feel like you’re in heaven? You guessed it, it’s all because of the nerve endings. If your partner likes a light touch, you can gently brush her scalp with your fingertips. If she prefers a firmer touch, try a little bit of hair tugging. Make sure to ask her preference beforehand.
The lips are an extremely sensitive part of your body: they are 100 times more sensitive than your fingertips. But it’s not just about kissing. No, the slightest brush of the lips can help increase arousal. You can even use your thumb to do this. Since it’s the most exposed and easy-to-access erogenous zone, you can take many more opportunities to experiment with it.
The mons pubis is the triangular area just above the labia and below your lower abdomen. It is likely to get ignored since it’s pretty close the vulva but it is pretty sensitive by itself, too. You can use both light and hard pressure when stimulating this zone.
We can’t emphasize the importance of foreplay enough. Waiting for the vagina to naturally lubricate itself can solve many issues a couple might face in the bedroom. Which calls for slowing down. Instead of reaching for the vaginal opening directly, spend time getting there – and the inner thighs help you do just that. Their proximity to the vagina increases their sensitivity even more.
The ears are super sensitive. Again, thanks to all the nerve endings present in this small area. If you’ve seen any romantic comedies of late, you might have seen the man tucking the woman’s hair behind her ear. It’s considered an extremely intimate gesture because of the erogenous nature of the earlobe. Nothing sexy about earwax, though, so maintaining good hygiene is important if you want to experiment with this area.
What so sexy about the stomach, you ask? Well, generally speaking, not much. Some women may even feel a little insecure about this region. But it does contain many nerve endings – that’s why you’re so ticklish there. When caressed sensually, it can be very arousing as the muscles in your abdomen extend to your pelvis, and are then connected to the muscles in your vaginal area. The right touch could make your partner clench her vaginal muscles, increasing arousal.
It’s an absolute misconception that the vaginal tunnel and the cervix are an erogenous zone. If that were true, giving birth would be even more excruciating than it already is. It’s actually the clitoris that has an extraordinary number of nerve endings – about 8,000 (compared with 4,000 nerve endings in the penis). Vaginal intercourse stimulates the internals part of the clitoris, and that’s how you’re able to orgasm from it. And while it isn’t as elusive as the G-spot, don’t just assume you know where it is. Ask your partner to show you, so you know for sure.
Yes, breast orgasms are real. And many women can orgasm just through nipple stimulation. While breasts are a well-known erogenous zone, not many have explored the complete extent of the pleasure they can provide. A study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine found that breast stimulation activated the same part of the brain that clitoral or vaginal stimulation activates. Suddenly feels like a whole new world of possibilities has opened up, doesn’t it?
There is still some conjecture around this little miracle spot. It takes a while to find but once you do, it can completely change your sex life. (If you haven’t found it yet, we assure you that you can still enjoy the peaks of pleasure searching for it.) The G-spot is about 2-3 cm inside the vaginal opening and might feel like a little bump. You might need to invest a considerable amount of time and energy experimenting with positions and techniques to find it, but it’ll be well worth it.
Some erogenous zones are common to men and women. And this list is by no means exhaustive – different people can have different reactions. A great way to explore them is to offer your partner a nice massage and just observe their reaction to your touch each time.
HOUR 1 | |
Wolf Alice | Smile |
SEB | Seaside_Demo |
Surf Curse | Freaks |
Taylor Janzen | Push it Down |
Grandson | Rain |
Fuel | Hard |
Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
Milky Chance | Colorado |
Sleigh Bells | Locust Laced |
Tai Verdes | AOK |
The Bots | Girl Problems |
Malia J | Smells Like Teen Spirit |
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me | New Invention |
The Record Company | How High |
The Marias | Hush |
Kennyhoopla | Hollywood Sucks |
HOUR 2 | |
Arrested Youth feat Mark Hoppus | Find Your Own Way |
Gang of Youths | The Angels of 8th Ave |
Palaye Royal | No Love in LA |
Kid Brunswick | The Feel |
JXDN | Wanna Be |
Our Lady Peace | Stop Making Stupid People Famous |
Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
Carolesdaughter | Please Put Me In A Medically Induced Coma |
Clairo | Blouse |
Saint Motel | Its All Happening |
Sam Evian | Easy to Love |
Billie Eilish | NDA |
Low | Days Like This |
Grabbitz | Pigs in the Sky |
Colleen Green | I Wanna Be Your Dog |
Mansionair | Don’t Wait |
Willow | Transparent Soul |
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Hour 2
Hour 3
Hour 4
Another day another protest from the hateful Westboro Baptist Church another troll from the Foo Fighters! WBC was picketing outside their show yesterday in Kansas, and Dave and crew came out on a flatbed truck to give them their own private show. Enjoy!
I love Foo Fighters for always trolling the Westboro hatemongers so perfectly 🖤@foofighters #DeeGees #FooFighters
— Tara Dublin, Unsigned Writing Goldmine #SignTara (@taradublinrocks) August 6, 2021
🥇“Ladies and gentlemen, I got something to say. Because you know what? I love you! I do. The way I look at it, I love everybody. That’s what you’re supposed to do… I deliver all of my love, and you shouldn’t be hating. You should be dancing!” pic.twitter.com/xXz82E3kHm
— Christopher Burgess (@burgessct) August 6, 2021
Here is another time FF rick rolled the WBC
And the first time the two groups met, back in 20211:
God I love this band. <3 Lauren
Rock Guitar God, and Libertyville’s very own, Tom Morello is getting ready to release another Atlas Undergound compilation, and he is bringing out the heavy hitters for this one. Morello teamed up with Eddie Vedder and Bruce Springsteen to cover AC/DC’s classic “Highway to Hell.” Check it out below, along with the tracklist for The Atlas Underground Fire
The Atlas Underground Fire Tracklist
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Three events headline the first full weekend of August. Obviously, the biggest event this weekend is the Crosstown Classic between the white-hot White Sox and the fledgling Cubs. The Cubs will host the Sox at the Friendly Confines from Friday-Sunday.
The Banksy exhibition opens on North State Street this weekend. The event is described as “SUBVERSIVE. MYSTERIOUS. BRILLIANT. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to explore the fascinating world of Banksy. More info can be found here.
Finally, the LGTBQ festival Market Days lands on Northhalsted this weekend for three days of fun, food, and vaccinations. Northalsted Market Days is easily accessed via the CTA Red Line Addison station at Wrigley Field, CTA Red/Brown/Purple Lines at Belmont, multiple bus lines, and rideshare car/cab services to hotels and other lodging.
Thanks to the return of Lollapalooza and the impact of Hot Girl Summer, Illinois saw nearly $128 million roll in in July, making it the biggest marijuana month in the history of the state. It was the first time weed was legal in Lollapalooza’s 30-year-history. Some dispensaries, such as places in River North or the West Loop, saw sales increases of up to 50%.
Think about all the calls that these people have to field. Think about all the death and destruction that they have to deal with on a daily basis. Then, there’s calls like this…
God bless these people.
Detroit Lions head coach Dan Campbell nearly gave us a heart attack when he told the press his heart attack-inducing Starbucks order. Seriously, how is this man alive? How is this man able to coach a football team and not on the toilet permanently?
Well we found out one thing this morning: @Lions head coach Dan Campbell loves his @Starbucks. Check out MCDC’s morning order.
What is your morning coffee order? Is it more than Dan’s? #Lions #NFL
🎥: @KoryEWoods pic.twitter.com/MCIB33kfSv— Woodward Sports Network (@woodwardsports) August 3, 2021
What’s your Starbucks order? Sound off on Facebook!
Get fired up, believe in yourself, and let this kid guide you go glory as we head into the weekend.
@overtimesznDOG 😂 #football #runningback #dog #hypeman #szn #shoutoutot (via ColtonHowardTV/TW)
Illinois residents can get into the Shedd Aquarium for free every Thursday in August! And for longer periods of time each day!
The aquarium is also extending its hours those days. It’ll be open 9a-9p on free days.
Illinoisans will get free general admission so long as they bring in a valid ID and register in advance. You can book a reservation HERE with a $3 fee or free by calling 312-939-2438.
Mark Hoppus updated his fans on his cancer battle earlier this week.
See you all again in seven to ten days… pic.twitter.com/sqwhCBxLhW
— ϻ𝔞Ⓡ𝔨 𝐇𝑜Ƥ𝐩ย𝓼 (@markhoppus) August 4, 2021
Last week, Tom DeLonge told Billboard, “Cancer is disappearing! But, he still has more chemo to do. As tough as it is, IT IS working! Mark is a real life superhero.”
Chicago-area home prices are continuing to climb higher as more people adopt permanent work-from-home and hybrid work hours. Chicago was one of the top metro areas that people fled from during the pandemic, and as a result, prices in the suburbs have soared.
In 2020, people who moved went to areas where houses were tens of thousands of dollars cheaper and 33-square feet larger on average, according to United Van Lines data analyzed by Zillow.
It doesn’t hurt to ask, right? Femilift is a frickin’ laser beam that found that in just five minutes, the treatment could boost a woman’s libido. In the same way you would zap off hair, this zaps your parts into a tingling sensation as it boosts your libido. Women, especially after having children, have often struggled with low libidios.
Happy sex-having, everyone!
Seriously, what is scarier than an alligator? These beats escaped their enclosure and all their trainer could do was nervously laugh as she realized she was one wrong step away from being chomped into bits. They are slimy, they are creepy, and they are terrifying.
What’s scarier than an alligator? Sound off on Facebook!
Commitment issues can start as a child. Let this be a lesson to not get too attached to things too early.