Brian says he doesn’t have any children floating around, but we beg to differ. Anyone building a Jägermeister computer has to have a little Haddad in them. This man is brilliant!
Brian says he doesn’t have any children floating around, but we beg to differ. Anyone building a Jägermeister computer has to have a little Haddad in them. This man is brilliant!
A new pornographic popup shows a “highly veiny” penis and a promise that your junk will grow “up to 65%” if you do this industry secret, which involves pouring apple cider vinegar over your boy-parts. The page that the ads direct you isn’t even flogging bottles of the vinegary stuff, but a pill that supposedly helps enlarge your penis, too. The supplement claims to increase testosterone levels, penis size, sexual stamina, and correct erectile dysfunction, according to The Huffington Post.
Doctors urge that this does not make your junk grow, nor does it treat ED. It just stings like hell and does damage to your all-around area.
The burgers, dogs, and insults have been on pause for months now, but fear not, The Weiner Circle is coming back soon. The infamous Lincoln Park hot dog stand will reopen at the end of September.
We took a little time away from social media, but are back and excited to tell you more about our renovation. We will reopen by the end of September with lots of fun new surprises, and look forward to seeing y’all
— The Wieners Circle (@TheWienerCircle) August 9, 2021
The iconic establishment promises “fun, new surprises” upon reopening.
Tonight, the White Sox go to war with the dreaded New York Yankees at the “Field of Dreams” in Dyersville, Iowa. The trailer that MLB Network put together will reinvigorate your love of baseball and rekindle your passion for Chicago’s best baseball team.
The game The game between the Yankees and White Sox will be televised nationally on FOX at 8 p.m. ET.
This Male Karen has been taking umbrage with the forecasting that has plagued the Chicagoland area as of late. Here’s what he had to say:
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A new study by the University of Chicago finds that living in Chicago, or another major city like Chicago, can reduce your depression.
When it comes to rural areas, Associate Professor Marc Berman noted, “We think that it’s harder as you kind of move into smaller areas with less people, it’s harder to make more social connection and those social connections and that those social connections can actually buffer against depression,”
Greatness can come in many forms. In this specific instance, greatness has been unlocked by this brilliant woman’s mind. Listen to why this professional “baby mama” has six kids with six different men. It’s not because she belongs to the streets, it’s because she’s cashing checks and having sex!
She’s got receipts! She showed her work! This woman is brilliant!
A Chicago man battled an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the officer’s friend during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive according to prosecutors. Kyle Clark, the nipple biter, sideswiped the off-duty police officer’s car and when he was ordered to exit the vehicle, he came out swinging, hitting the cop in the face and then biting off his friend’s “little pinky”.
Personally, we hope no one bites your nipples off today…unless you want them to.
All you need to do before you watch this video is think of the 12 months of the year.
Congratulations, you feel smarter now.
White folks unite! PepsiCo is collaborating with Boston Beer to bring us Hard Mtn Dew, a wonderful invention thought of by the smartest people on Earth. Hard Mtn Dew will belong to the flavored malt beverage category and contain 5% alcohol by volume. Early images of the products also show that it will contain zero sugar.
We’ve never been more excited for any product, ever.
In today’s edition of How High Do You Have To Be…
Our stance on ketchup is widely known but how are we feeling about apple pie hot dogs?
Making their debut at the White Sox/Yankees Field of Dreams game…
You guys know I love baseball, hot dogs and apple pie, but huge thanks to @chevrolet for asking me to bring the #ApplePieHotDog to life!
This thing is dynamite! #Ad pic.twitter.com/eN0ItxnkHB
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) August 9, 2021
OF COURSE Fieri is involved in this abomination (IMO) that I would probably eat if I was really stoned.
<3 Lauren
Chicago is world renowned for its amazing architecture, and taking one of the amazing boat tours that spotlight the best buildings along the river really should be mandatory once a year. BUT…Because not EVERY building in Chicago is an architectural marvel, a tour guide has started giving an Ugly Building tour as well, showcasing..well..some of the lesser attractive buildings in the downtown area. This is actually a really unique and fun way to take a walkabout around downtown, check this out (and cross your fingers your apartment building isnt on the list.)
The new Chicago Ugly Buildings tour is an “educational roast” of Downtown’s least-loved buildings. https://t.co/pZfc7UX4pM pic.twitter.com/t5vkO8Me2w
— Block Club Chicago (@BlockClubCHI) August 10, 2021
An anonymous woman checked in with us because she’s found herself in the middle of a sticky situation. She’s been forced to be an alibi for her cheating friend and she’s feeling guilt over it. Here’s her situation:
What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The great state of Utah is under attack and it’s because their Governor has a pornographic, disgusting last name. Spencer Cox was called out by the citizens of his state because his last name is simply too much for some people to handle. This letter appeared on his desk recently:
Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I…
*checks notes*
…change my name? 😳🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/RavFip8U4M
— Spencer Cox (@SpencerJCox) August 7, 2021
Love,
A very concerned citizen.
Violent tornado! Violent, violent tornado!
LARGE TORNADO IN SYCAMORE! pic.twitter.com/ja7AOc64bJ
— Diego Garcia (@dgarciawx) August 9, 2021
Thank you to Diego Garcia for capturing this incredible footage.
Alfredo Rivera is a national treasure. After Frontier was forced to duct tape a passenger to a seat, Frontier has been forced to deal with the fallout of the situation. No one has a more balanced perspective on the entire situation than Mr. Rivera.
The newest TikTok trend has dad’s going nuts. People are filming dads strolling through airports, assembling furniture in dorm rooms, and leading family vacations to great success. We call this “Dad Mode” and we’re huge fans of it. Cue the Home Depot music and watch these dads go to work.
@lindsayportnoyvacation mode andy unlocked #vacationdad #fyp♬ The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot
@emma_jay_king mike👑 #fyp #vacationdad #dominicanrepublic
How does your dad activate “Dad Mode”? Sound off on Facebook!
Karen’s can’t let anyone live. This Tigger flag triggered a Karen who hated things like joy and happiness. Take a look:
It’s not even Wednesday and we’re out here exposing Karen’s. This is exhausting!
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday, Station website www.101wkqx.com, or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
(i) Text: Listen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station. By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant. Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest. By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.
(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, August 12, 2021 at 8:00am, 9:00am, 10:00am, 11:00am, 12:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:00pm, 3:00pm, 4:00pm, and 5:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Kings of Leon” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
Winner Selection. On Thursday, August 12, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.
PRIZE PROVIDER: Live Nation, 111 E. Wacker Drive, Suite 1400, Chicago, IL 60601
Anyone have a lion for sale? Tommy in Lincoln Park is looking for a new fur baby and he seems to think he has the perfect plan to keep his lion locked up in his apartment.
Technically, he’s not breaking any rules…