In an all-time bad decision, OnlyFans is moving to a porn-free platform starting later this year. On October 1, “sexually explicit content” will be barred from the platform as they look to expand the company and bring in new investors. Of course, ditching the thing that you’re best known for is probably not the best move.
Nudity will still be permitted on the site as long as it fits the site’s new community guidelines. Good luck navigating that trap, ladies.
Nine Inch Nails has cancelled all 2021 shows, including Riot Fest. Slipknot will take their place on Sunday, while Morrissey will headline the Riot Fest Thursday Preview Party. All 3-day and Sunday ticket holders now gain access to the Riot Fest Thursday Preview Party, as a bonus!
Plus: to benefit the Chicago community, tickets for Thursday are now on sale for anyone who wants to attend—with all proceeds going to Chicago Coalition for the Homeless (and other organizations, TBA).
Look at that! Out of bad comes good!
You can read more about the changes HERE
Don’t be nasty! I’m talking about the biggest hot dog fan, the Vienna Beef Top Dog. In what may possibly be the most Chicago contest of all time, Vienna Beef is hosting a contest to see who can visit/eat the most hot dogs at participating hot dog stands through October 17th. It works kind of like Pokemon Go but instead of Charlizards, you’re catching delicious dogs and possibly a cholesterol issue. Do hot dogs with ketchup on them count? What are the prizes? Find out HERE, and good luck! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOT DOG STAND.
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YOU CAN NOW WIN PRIZES IF YOU EAT HOT DOGShttps://t.co/C7DMo0AY51
— Kelly Bauer (@BauerJournalism) August 19, 2021
Tattoo artist Vicky Martin has been blowing people’s minds for the last 15 years as she’s been tattooing people who have lost breasts due to breast cancer. She specializes in tattooing nipples onto them, specifically.
It’s incredible that nipples have as much power as they do. Major props are due to Vicky Martin.
We know you. You’re sitting here thinking “I know animals” and so you think you can easily identify this animal. Well, good luck, folks, because we got nothing.
If you are on T-Mobile, there’s a chance that your information was stolen in a recent data breach. Over 47 million people have had information exposed because of data breaches by cell phone companies with 7 million of those being current T-Mobile users, specifically. The data includes some personal information including the first and last names, date of birth, SSN, and driver’s license/ID information for a “subset of customers.” So far, T-Mobile said it does not have any indication that the stolen files contain phone numbers, account numbers, passwords or financial information.
Brian, Ali, & Justin do not condone identify theft, BUT, if you were given the chance to look through anyone’s phone in the world, whose would it be? The conversation lives on Facebook!
To quote Dr. Evil, “how about no.” Andy Dalton was talking to the press after training camp and he said, “Justin’s going to have his time, but right now is my time.” We have the utmost respect for Dalton, but step aside and let the Bears win some games for a change. We don’t want to be a part of the Andy Dalton Experience.
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Temper your expectations, Chicago, this is going to be a long season.
Warning: this video is worth watching, but it is brutal to watch. Viewer discretion is advised.
We thought no one could complain about the Hella Mega Tour. It was the perfect evening with perfect bands. Unfortunately, one Karen had a serious issue with the evening and people having the time of their lives at the summer’s most anticipated concert.
Where is this Karen from? Sound off on Facebook!
Imagine living in a situation where five security cameras are pointed at your place at one time. This is the life that one couple has been living as they’ve been combatting a next-door Karen. This is brutal.
This is a special supernova for Brian, Ali, & Justin. It’s everything we hate in one post!
You ever beat the tar out of someone and then shake their hand? That’s what these two fellas did and we’re honestly blown away by it.
Just some friendly road rage finished with respect. Nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/V20sLTtlQi
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 14, 2021
We’re not encouraging anyone to get into a fight just to then shake their opponents hand, but if you already have video of it…please send it to us.
The Little League World Series is upon us and this coach does not care if he’s mic’d up or not. For six innings, he gave us one savage comment after another.
According to this woman, Olive Garden, Chili’s, and the glorious destination that is Applebee’s are off limits when it comes to a first date. This lady won’t even entertain the idea.
Are you okay with chain restaurants on a first date? The conversation lives on Facebook!
After seeing a continuous rise in COVID-19 cases, Chicago is reimplementing their indoor mask policy regardless of vaccination status for ages 3 and up starting on Friday. It will apply to gyms, stores, common areas of apartment buildings and in restaurants, though people will be allowed to remove face coverings while eating and drinking. Masks are already required in schools under Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s statewide order.
Hospitalization rates remain much lower than they were at their peak in 2020, but with a constant increase in cases, it is crucial that we mask up now to curve the virus as we head into the holiday season.
Half-pizza, half-calzone. GIVE IT TO US!
The new Crazy Calzony from @littlecaesars fuses together a pepperoni pizza and a calzone.https://t.co/Zk3rxBolzB pic.twitter.com/O7RLOSJj60
— foodbeast (@foodbeast) August 17, 2021
Anyone that is complaining about this creation is trying too hard. This looks objectively good. Kick back with a pair of sweatpants, feel bad about yourself, and eat a Calzony.
Sam in Jefferson Park has an ex moving to the city and he’s not sure how to handle it given that he also has a new girlfriend. He just wants to be a nice guy but he seems to be caught in between a rock and a hard place.
How should he handle this situation? The conversation lives on Facebook!
It’s time to come clean and admit if you’ve done anything dumb recently. If you’re embarrassed about sharing what you’ve done, watch this kid and you’ll realize that whatever you did isn’t as bad as you think it is.
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The conversation lives on Facebook, let us know what dumb thing you’ve done recently!
Remember when life used to be this simple? This baby chomped down on her first bit of Dairy Queen goodness and her reaction is precious.
Now let’s get this girl some Portillo’s, ASAP!
One person in Washington is lucky to be alive after an axe was chucked at their head. There’s nothing else we could possibly say about this, we just need to roll the footage.
If you’re looking to squeeze in a trip before Labor Day, let us suggest a place where you don’t have to worry about the possibility of snakes. Luckily, the Internet has provided us with exactly what we were looking for: a snake vs. no snake map.
Infographic by Sara Chodosh
So as you can see, the red places have snakes. The green places, though, do not have snakes. We think the green places are the best to vacation.
