In 2020, Bumble had over 100 million users. Now, if you’re not in the dating game, or for some reason you don’t know how the dating app Bumble works- it’s like this- a woman and a man match, then SHE has to message him first. The idea is to give the power to the woman, because females can feel overwhelmed by dudes on dating apps.  It’s my understanding that most people go into Bumble knowing this, but it’s 2021 so here we go…

Now, someone (a dude on Bumble) felt discriminated against and filed a class action lawsuit. If it goes through fellas, you could be owed some moola! $32 to be exact… paid in Super Swipes… 29 of them… so… you’re welcome. The hearing is Oct. 7th, 2021.

THEY’RE YOUR SWIPES, AND YOU WANT THEM NOW!!!

-ali

Sometimes landlords just work on a different stratosphere than the rest of us. What this landlord did to a woman in Texas is truly mind-blowing.

my landlord painted over a fucking roach pic.twitter.com/b3vTHOrdgi

— chelsea, a human woman? (@chellzyeah) September 5, 2021

You couldn’t just scrape it off the wall! Why would you paint over this?

Twix now officially has our attention. The chocolate-caramel candy bar is now being packaged as a seasoning for anyone bored enough with life to dump chocolate flakes on their meat. The bottle of the concoction dubbed “Twix Shakers” suggests it’s an ideal topping for sweet treats like ice cream and milkshakes, but the candy brand claims it’s also an ideal way to take on chicken wings.

 

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What food should be turned into seasoning? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Perhaps you’ve been feeling abandoned since 2002 when Steve left Blues Clues. We wouldn’t blame you if this kickstarted the abandonment issues that you’re still dealing with today. The good news is that unlike your exes, Steve has come back. Listen to what he has to say.

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25 pic.twitter.com/O8NOM2eRjy

— Nick Jr. (@nickjr) September 7, 2021

Whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working!

The KQX Media Research & Preservation team brought something to our attention recently. Not only did Steven Seagal have an energy drink, which is weird enough for us to be intrigued, but he made commercials for said drink. This commercial is deeply disturbing. We can’t tell if the first girl is his daughter or his lover, his reactions make us question if he’s ever acted before, and they linger on for so long.

If that wasn’t bad enough, here’s a few more:

What’s the worst commercial ever? The conversation lives on Facebook!

A daughter put headphones in her dad’s ears and let him know that she’s cancer free. This is as good as it gets!

 

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Now we just hope that dog is okay!