The Red Hot Chili Peppers are back! They announced a massive world tour starting next summer with this hilarious video. Seriously, if you like Anchorman, RHCP, either, or both, check this out!
These gorillas had a “mouth party” at the Bronx Zoo!
This video is so dirty that the powers that be at WKQX have demanded that we don’t post it to our website. We like you, though, and we want you to get in on this action, so we are providing you with a direct link to this hot, gorilla-on-gorilla action.
Enjoy, from your friends Brian, Ali, & Justin.
The CUTEST thing you’ll see today- Mama Bear teaches her baby to slide
Bill Gates gives an insane answer when pressed about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein
Not even Bill Gates can keep his cool when he’s being pressured by America’s sweetheart, Judy Woodruff. Listen to Gates give an utterly bizarre, and admittedly terrifying answer, when the topic of Epstein came up during a recent PBS interview.
Anyways, nothing to see here…
‘Nevermind’ Turns 30
What words are there left to say about Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’?
30 years on, it remains a beacon of alternative music. Music was creatively all-but-dead. Hair bands plagued the country both on TV and on the radio. There was a growing underground movement spearheaded by bands like The Cure and R.E.M., but the definitive big bang, the undeniable before & after, took place on September 24, 1991.
As Brian from the KQX Morning Crew explained, “Right around this time I was cranking “Poundcake from Van Halen’s 1991 CD For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge so loud the subwoofer was rattling the license plate off in the car I was riding in. And like many people at this time had no idea what was about to happen. What happened was I heard that sound. You know. The first notes off Kurt Cobain’s 1965 Fender Jaguar guitar. BAH-NAH-NAT. You know it. That one second changed everything. Just those first notes of Smells Like Teen Spirit took me into outer space, in my head. I remember thinking “I’ve never heard anything that sounds like this before”. As the song progressed it got so heavy, then soft. And trippy. And Kurt’s voice spoke RIGHT to me like one of my burn out friends. “Load up on guns. bring your friends. It’s fun to lose and to pretend”. I thought WHOAAAAA WHO IS THIS GUY?!! It felt so real. His voice was ratty. Like he’d been partying all night. I honestly didn’t want to like it. And I think it took 10 listens to convince myself that I actually liked it. Then I saw the video on MTV and that was like BAM. Forget about it. But I have to say once I got the CD, it was Breed that I’d crank in the car more. It set the tone for what was going to be the greatest decade of music”
I don’t need to explain how great the first half of the record is. Bands would kill for a song as good as Lithium. That’s merely a footnote on the path of destruction that is ‘Nevermind’. Teen Spirit, In Bloom, Come As You Are, Breed, and the aforementioned Lithium line the first half of the record, along with the downtrodden, emotionally crippling Polly. The second half is full of unfathomable deep cuts, songs that would’ve made great singles on any other record, like Drain You and Lounge Act.
By any metric, ‘Nevermind’ is one of the greatest records that has ever been pumped out of a studio. It’s as iconic, as influential, and as memorable as any aspiring rock star has dreamed of. It resonated with a young Ali, confined by the borders of Minnesota, who told me, “I had never heard anything like this before. It was one of the first albums that I listened to from front-to-back…I just couldn’t believe it.”
‘Nevermind’ is such a clear demarcation point in pop culture. It ushered in the irony – and agony – that filled the 1990’s. It’s a perfect record, and while we’re often filled with somberness in early April as we remember Kurt Cobain’s life, September should be a joyous celebration as we remember the impact that this record had.
You’ll never guess this secret to sticking with your exercise routine
Getting high before your workout might help you stick with it in the long run, get it? I’ll see myself out.
According to Josiah Hesse, a cannabis journalist who wrote ni his book “Runners High,” he said that people think working out needs to be uncomfortable, intense, or time consuming to really work. With Cannabis, you can get rid of those negative stereotypes about exercise and just do it baby. THC has a similar effect on bodies as a runner’s high and using cannabis properly may enhance the effects of working out. You’re also tapping into the body’s reward system with it. So next time you think you can’t go for that long run, try getting your own high first.
Which accents do men and women find the most attractive?
The one that woman love most might shock you…
In a recent study by The Knowledge Academy, they figured out the sexiest accents for each… sex, men and women. The results are a little surprising. I was under the assumption that all women loved a French accent but it turns out those sassy Scotts win our hearts with their voices. For men, they can’t resist a lovely Spanish accent, QUE TAL?! Here’s the full list:
The Accents Favoured By Women
1. Scottish – 86%
2. Irish – 77%
3. Italian – 68%
4. French – 61%
5. Spanish – 56%
6. Brazilian Portuguese – 48%
7. Queen’s English – 47%
8. Australian – 35%
9. South African – 29%
10. Mexican – 23%
The Accents Favoured By Men:
1. Spanish – 88%
2. Brazilian Portugese – 76%
3. Australian – 72%
4. French – 69%
5. American – 62%
6. Kiwi – 54%
7. Czech – 47%
8. Italian – 43%
9. Mexican – 31%
10. Scottish – 29%
A woman narrowly missed getting hit by a train…wow!
Talk about a close call! Holy moly!
That was a big one! Watch this earthquake shake Australian TV studio
Watch this Australian TV crew respond to an earthquake live on the air.
Justin became a pole dancer during Machine Gun Kelly’s ‘Riot Fest’ set
Exclusive footage captured by Lauren!
When did your parents realize they raised an idiot?
What is the Internet if not a giant group therapy session? People on the Internet are sharing moments when they realized that their parents had raised an idiot. Comments range from “After I told my kid that carrots help you see in the dark, he went into the basement with a carrot and started waving it around like a flashlight.” to “I found out my daughter thought the Sistine Chapel was the ‘Sixteen Chapel.’ She’s 21.”
When did your parents learn that they had failed in their ultimate mission? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Chipotle is adding brisket!
Chipotle is adding BRISKET for a limited time, starting now! It’s made with “responsibly raised beef” with fire-roasted jalapenos and chili peppers. They won’t say when it’ll be gone, but they’ll be offering a $0 delivery fee on all orders through the app or website until October 3rd. The restaurant says it’s their most requested menu item. Meat lovers rejoice!
Brighton Park man hates speed bump so much that he removes it himself
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them simply have hammers. A man in Brighton Park was sick of a speed bump in his neighborhood damaging his car, so he took matters into his own hands and smashed up the speed bump in question, taking a few days to dismantle it all while hiding pieces in his garage during the process.
The man was hit with a $500 fine for “digging without a permit”, which absolutely sounds like a fake citation. Dig where you please, my man. You’re a hero!
Daughter thinks her mom is an alien
This guy is so creepy!
Chicagohenge starts today!
Twice a year an astronomical event called Chicagohenge sends startling views of the sunrise and sunset between downtown Chicago buildings. Terrible for driving, but awesome for Instagram ops. The best time to view Chicagohenge is around sunset or sunrise between Sept. 22 and 25. How did this happen? Was it really good city planning? OR WAS IT ALIENS! (it was not aliens)
Henge Classic. Tomorrow is the Autumnal Equinox. The highlight day of Chicagohenge. The temps over the next couple of days will feel like the new season. #weather #sunset #chicago pic.twitter.com/AxoiceF9qB
— Barry Butler Photography (@barrybutler9) September 21, 2021
It’s #Chicagohenge season! Between now and the fall equinox (on 9/22), you may notice the sun traversing, then ultimately setting between Chicago’s concrete canyons. Read more about the photogenic phenomenon here >> https://t.co/p1GIly1eyD pic.twitter.com/7FhHQk9lAS
— Nick Ulivieri (@ChiPhotoGuy) September 17, 2021
Whose Karen Is It?
This Karen is looking to cause a riot. She took umbrage with some of the signage at Riot Fest and instead of swallowing her pride and going on with her day, she feels like the rest of the world needs to hear about it.
Help expose this Karen on Facebook!
A new update on the Gabby Petito situation
The FBI confirmed yesterday that Gabby Petito’s body had officially been recovered and that it has been ruled a homicide. An autopsy is scheduled for Tuesday.
New deer cam footage was unveiled yesterday that showed someone that matched Brian Laundrie’s description.
The FBI is asking for the public’s help in finding Brian Laundrie.
Conor McGregor threw out literally the worst first pitch ever
50 Cent can breathe a little easier tonight knowing that UFC legend Conor McGregor has finally thrown out a worse first pitch than him.
Conor McGregor JUST a bit outside pic.twitter.com/hUVg1Zs2N2
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 21, 2021
The Cubs bullpen only wishes they could have this kind of accuracy.
If you still have vaccine questions, ‘Family Guy’ can help
We’re not sure exactly what dark, twisted timeline we’ve stumbled onto, but the voice of reason in this scenario is Stewie Griffin, who kindly walked us through some frequently asked vaccine questions.
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You can find out how to get your COVID-19 vaccine here.
