Wow. This is the most drama in one minute I’ve ever heard. Someone please give her Maury’s direct line. This is insane.
Chicago made the list of ’15 Best Cities’ in the world!
We live in the best city in the world! OK, we’re bias, but according to Resonance Consultancy, Chicago placed 13th on a list of 100 of the best cities worldwide. Apparently we have great infrastructure, culture, and Chicago is very affordable compared to other cities… I’ll politely disagree with that last statement. But seriously, it is the best place to be, now we just have more actual proof from studies. And great news, we’re the 3rd best in the U.S.- another point I’d like to argue, sorry New York, but you’re dirty! L.A.? You can’t get around! We’re number one in our hearts.
Here are some of the crazy things that have been found LIVING INSIDE of people
These are all very out of the ordinary, so don’t waste your day worrying that a plant might start growing in your tooth.
Drunk “missing” man, joined the search party… for himself
I mean how many people get to find themselves in this life? He was lost in the woods when he joined the search party. Eventually, rescue teams started calling his name and he slowly put two and two together in his drunk brain.
Whose Karen Is It?
It’s Pumpkin Spice season, which is always a coming out party for Karen’s. This one is as bad as it gets.
Take a guess where this Karen is from on Facebook!
The Bears are moving to Arlington Heights…maybe!
The fledgling Chicago Bears made a move on Wednesday to distract fans from their embarrassing 1-2 start by announcing that they have purchased an agreement for Arlington Heights racetrack. The team has been teasing a possible move for months, unhappy with the city of Chicago and the state of Soldier Field.
Just imagine if they had a good team to fill this stadium.
Portillo’s files for IPO
The fast food powerhouse has filed for its IPO, which Brian, Ali, & Justin have been told is very important. What this means, we don’t exactly know, but if going public can help us funnel more Italian beef into our mouths, then we aren’t going to complain.
If someone wants to explain to us what this means, please hit us up on Facebook!
Nature is crazy! Dead whale explodes in the ocean
Who’s hungry?!
Costa Coffee wants you to flick your bean
The London-based Costa Coffee company is under fire for a new marketing campaign that has been deemed offensive by those that are practicing celibacy from humor. The company is trudging forward with their “flick the bean” slogan, which is supposed to highlight the company’s fresh ingredients. What, did you think it meant someone else?
Anyways, we’ll go back to our regularly scheduled bean flicking. Knock if you need us.
You might be at risk for Type 2 Diabetes, if you can’t fit into your jeans, from when you were this old…
Prof Roy Taylor from Newcastle University recently did a study on Type 2 Diabetes. His findings showed that people might just be too big for their bodies. Basically, if you can fit into jeans from when you were 21, you should be ok. In his work, he found that 8 out of 12 people managed to get rid of their condition (or went into remission) by losing 10-15% of their body weight by taking in about 800 calories a day with shakes and soups. All of these people were of normal BMI, but had Type 2 diabetes or at risk. However, by losing fatty deposits in the liver and pancreas, it was thought that the body was able to get back to regular insulin producing levels. SO, if you’re not overweight, and you’re strutting around your skinny jeans from way back when, you should be good.
An artist took the money and ran, $84,000 worth!
A museum asked a Danish artist to make a piece of art similar to one he had previously done, using actual money to represent how much the average person makes each year in Denmark, which is about $38,000. He agreed, but instead of delivering framed pieces of art with bank notes everywhere, he just had the frames delivered. Then he changed the title of his work from “An Average Danish Annual Income” to “Take the Money and Run.” The museum was expecting the frames to be filled with money, and instead they were completely blank. The artist claims the work represents “the working conditions of artists” and says that they have a responsibility to question the structures they’re a part of… what a great way to get $84,000. This is Banksy level type hijinks; I’m not even mad, I’m just impressed!
Chair jumping seemed like a good idea until they started jumping over 5… watch!
They should have stopped at 5 chairs, but they got greedy…
A squirrel stored 42 GALLONS of walnuts in a guy’s truck
Chevy Avalanches were not made for this. The little nut hoarder put them under the hood, then moved on to the fenders and any place that was accessible to store his winter stash. Oh, and as you can tell, these walnuts are the size of lemons. The owner has removed over 42 gallons already and counting. Naughty squirrel!
Queued Up Playlist 9/26/21
| HOUR 1 | |
| Alt-J | U and Me |
| Day Wave | Before We Knew |
| Still Woozy | Woof |
| Nessa Barrett | I Hope Ur Miserable Until Ur Dead |
| Sleigh Bells | Locust Laced |
| Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
| The Killers | Sleepwalker |
| Badflower | Don’t Hate Me |
| Yungblud | Fleabag |
| THe War On Drugs | I Don’t Live Here Anymore |
| Caroline Polachek | Bunny Is A Rider |
| All Time Low feat Pale Waves | PMA |
| Low | Days Like These |
| Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
| Twenty One Pilots | Heathens/Trees |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Glass Animals | I Don’t Wanna Talk |
| Poppy | Her |
| Grandson | Rain |
| Gang of Youths | The Angel of 8th Ave |
| Wolf Alice | Smile |
| Wilderado | Head Right |
| Jungle | Truth |
| Wet Leg | Chaise Lounge |
| Sueco | Paralyzed |
| Daisy the Great and AJR | Record Player |
| Caroline and Claude | Stir the Pot |
| Wombats | If You Ever Leave I’m Coming With You |
| The Dirty Heads feat The Interrupters | Rage |
| Taylor Janzen | Push it Down |
| The Lumineers | Brightside |
Relationship Court: I need my house back!
Our favorite educator, Samuel, checked in with us about a situation that is tearing apart his home life.
How should Samuel handle this? The conversation lives on Facebook!
We don’t think you can get through this video without crying
An 11-year-old in Chicago lost his best friend due to a move a few years ago, then the two remained separated due to COVID-19 concerns. On Friday, they reunited.
We ARE crying and you should be too.
When “Speak now or forever hold your peace” goes wrong
Something tells me she didn’t actually mean to do that…
Watch out Chicago Egg Thrower, we WILL find you!
The Chicago Egg Hunters collective is ready to find you egg thrower! It’s a Facebook group of over 700 people trying to figure out who is doing this annoying and juvenile crime. Oddly enough, one podcast pointed out that at each egging site, there is also specific graffiti. Weird! Hopefully this case gets solved quickly, I already get pooped on by birds enough as it is, I don’t need to worry raw egg too.
Benches clear in the Sox vs Tigers game
He’s definitely one player I wouldn’t want to get in a fight with. Good thing the ENTIRE team had his back.
Ladies, the surefire way to tell if your man REALLY loves you
Now, that’s romance right ladies? At least he’s got an accent so he makes it sound sweeter.
