It’s fall season which means sweated-clad Karen’s are inviting apple orchards in your neighborhood. Unfortunately, the crisp air and quality family time doesn’t always mean that these sorts of people are going to have a good time. Case in point,
Expose this Karen and guess where she’s from! The conversation lives on Facebook!
Ahh, you have to feel for this guy! He got teased! You see the excitement in his face when the woman talks to him. Then it goes all down hill from there- watch! And don’t laugh at him too hard, we’ve all done something similar and you know it!!
On Monday, the Bears running back, David Montgomery came out to Osewgo East and surprised the football team with some words of inspiration and $2,500 for their program which will surely go a long way! The donation came on behalf of him and a company called ReadyRefresh, a beverage delivery service. Obviously, the kids were over the moon that a Bears player was talking to them about his rise from high school to the pros. Afterwards, they all got to meet and greet the man, one kid even told him, “You’re on my fantasy team.” How cute! The 24-year-old suffered his first NFL injury, a knee sprain, on Oct. 4th against the Lions but should be back in a few weeks! GO Bears! Go Oswego East!
https://patch.com/illinois/oswego/david-montgomery-chicago-bears-oswego-east-high-school-donation
According to new rankings, the top 5 high schools in Illinois are all from Chicago. Here they are!
Schools are ranked on tests, graduation rates and how well they prepare kids for college.
And just for fun, here are the top 5 elementary school, 4 out of 5 are in Chicago this time-
GO here for the full rankings:
https://www.usnews.com/education/best-high-schools/illinois
The series staring Jason Bateman will end after this season. It’s exciting and sad all at the same time. The fourth and last season will begin on January 21st. Bateman, who is also an executive producer on the series, promises that this season will be full of drama. A premiere date for season 4 part TWO has not be announced yet…
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One minute he’s trying a new trick, the next he’s on his way to the emergency room. Take it from me, a kid that broke bones A LOT growing up, your arm is NOT supposed to look like this kid’s arm after that fall. I guess our moms are right; always wear protective my friend. Don’t end up like this little guy. Your arm is not supposed to dangle at that angle!
The Bureau of Labor Statistics sees how many hours a week that Americans work, and then they release that information as part of the monthly Employment Summary. According to the data, Americans worked an average of 34 hours a week.
Let’s break it down though- here’s the average by age
16 years and older: 38.9
16-19: 24.1
20-24: 34.8
25-54: 40.5
55 and Over: 38.0
By gender? Men worked an average of 41 hours and women did 36. Please note, women spend more of their free time on household work as well.
Then there’s weekend work- 89% worked an average weekday, compared with 31% on an average weekend day. Also people that are self-employed are more likely to work on weekends, 41% compared to 28%.
Get all the stats here:
https://www.thebalancecareers.com/what-is-the-average-hours-per-week-worked-in-the-us-2060631
Now MOST doctors would probably tell you that this is not OK… and they’re right. Don’t eat butter by the stick folks. Someone needs to introducer her to garlic bread, perfectly delicious and fairly safe to dip in sauce. And don’t give me that keto excuse because guess what? There’s a ton of sugar in that sauce! Moral of the story? Don’t dip sticks of fat in sub-par tomato sauce. eww!
This has to be one of the best gender reveals of all time, and that’s a lot to say because gender reveals in general, should be stopped, but this one is different. It’s special. It has it all, and the best part it is, no one got hurt! Except maybe the naked guy’s pride, but he seems to be fairly comfortable in his own skin wearing crocs, and a giant adult diaper, you go gender reveal naked man!
He just didn’t want to make another trip! It was for the youth soccer team he coaches! Everyone got two beers each! That’s not true, but how many was he actually planning on drinking himself is what I want to know… We salute you, 48 beer man!!
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Nothing about this looks safe. And that’s exactly why I would do it. I can smell the emergency room now…
Svein Torp made it to take his house parties to the next level; they’re definitely on a higher level if you take him up on a slingshot ride. Those people get sky high! It looks scary but at least you land in a dirty green pool of water… wait I guess that’s not a plus.
SNL has been pretty hit or miss for a long time now, but this week Pete Davidson and Rami Malek wrote a hilarious song about Squid Game. Check out the video below….green light!
The Motley Crue frontman crashed and burned over the weekend, plummeting to a rib-breaking fall during his set in Tennessee over the weekend.
The explanation of Neil’s injury is far more interesting than his fall, however.
He needs to be “dealt with”, apparently. What is he, a race horse?
As if bad neighbors weren’t deadly enough, bringing bugs and rodents into the building is simply unacceptable. This neighbor has accumulated an impressive pile of trash that has brought in a number of unwelcome guests into the apartment complex.
Help our poor neighbor out with how they should handle this situation. The conversation lives on Facebook!
A father named Daniel reached out to Brian, Ali, and Justin and asked to honor his daughter Abby by giving away her tickets to Twenty-One Pilots at the United Center last Saturday. Abby passed away last June in an untimely manner; her life was taken suddenly in a car accident. A true tragedy, as she had her whole life ahead of her. She planned to attend Iowa state to major in graphic design and childhood psychology. She wanted to help people.
Abby actually got free tickets to a Twenty-One Pilots show years back when someone asked for the ‘best fan story.’ To her surprise, Abby won them and took her little sister, who also became a giant fan of the band. It seemed only right that Daniel do the same with her tickets. She would have wanted it that way. He reached out on Twitter and we were able to speak with him on the air about Abby and her story. Daniel was calm and collected when talking about his daughter that departed too young, something that a parent should never have to do. After, we found a couple to take the tickets and they happily honored her in their own way at the show. Here are their pics and special shirts they made to her…
Thank you to Daniel for sharing her story and tickets and thank you to Luana and Jayden for honoring Abby at the show.
Daniel also got a tattoo on his arm for Abby…
The struggle is real trying to explain to the younger generation what it was like without cell phones. We used pagers back in my day, and even then it seemed silly! But there’s a ton of things that the younger generation don’t fully understand, here are some tweets that describe exactly what it was like…
These are all SPOT. ON. Read more here-
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/briangalindo/funny-kids-today-will-never-know-tweets
Head Librarian Cookie Stevenson and volunteers thought it was her Lean Cuisine on fire. It turns out SOMEONE is smoking weed in the library. Is it Lance? The kid that has girl hair? Or maybe it’s Jared, the Paperboy who doesn’t smell anything… every line in this video GOLD. Must Watch!
Watch Pete Davidson impersonate Rami Malek, and Rami does Pete perfectly back. It has to be like looking in a mirror for one another. But hearing Pete Davidson talk about “Pete Davidson” is pretty meta. And having Rami make fun of eyes is also spot on- enjoy!
It also brings me back to when Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney had their voice boxes switched…
Looks like Iron Mike isn’t just good with the punches. He can also throw a bullseye… blindfolded!! I can barely make it on the board sometimes sans blindfold. Some people have all the talent. Maybe I should smoke more…
