Flight attendant explains the dings you don’t want to hear!

Flight attendant Tommy Cimato explains what those annoying dings on an airplane mean. You hear them when you’re trying to negotiate space with the middle armrests. Two dings, one high, one low, are are the flight deck trying to call the flight attendants. Three of those? Well, that’s an emergency my friend! Hopefully, you’ll never hear that. Just one tone means someone is being needy and is calling the flight attendant, or needs help in the bathroom, yuck.

11.14.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • The Ramones – Judy Is A Punk
  • Audioslave – Like A Stone
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Perfect
  • The Mighty Lemon Drops – Inside Out
  • Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching
  • Hole – Celebrity Skin
  • Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
  • DNA/Suzanne Vega – Tom’s Diner
  • Weezer – Undone (The Sweater Song)
  • Cowboy Junkies – Sweet Jane
  • Yellowcard – Ocean Avenue
  • Bush – Greedy Fly
  • 311 – Amber

Hour 2

  • Midnight Oil – Beds Are Burning
  • Incubus – Dig
  • Jane’s Addiction – Been Caught Stealing
  • O.M.D. – So In Love
  • Everclear – Father Of Mine
  • The National – Mistaken for Strangers
  • Sublime – Santeria
  • The Breeders – Divine Hammer
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline
  • Aztec Camera – Oblivious
  • Blur – Song 2
  • The Primitives – Crash
  • White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Hour 3

  • Beck – Sexx Laws
  • INXS – This Time
  • Nirvana – Breed
  • Depeche Mode – Everything Counts
  • Queens Of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – Kiss Them For Me
  • Blink 182 – All The Small Things
  • General Public – Tenderness
  • Foo Fighters – Best Of You
  • Icicle Works – (Birds Fly) Whisper To A Scream
  • Paramore – Misery Business
  • Better Than Ezra – In The Blood
  • The Cure – In Between Days

Hour 4

  • Elastica – Stutter
  • Silversun Pickups – Lazy Eye
  • Pearl Jam – Daughter
  • The Smiths – How Soon Is Now
  • Rancid – Ruby Soho
  • U2 – The Fly
  • Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Love Rollercoaster
  • Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill
  • Cake – Short Skirt/Long Jacket
  • Letters To Cleo – Here And Now

Whose Karen Is It?

Let us never forget our OG Thanksgiving Karen, who made the season of giving a miserable experience for everyone involved.

Roast this Karen over on our Facebook page!

You will not believe what is happening in this woman’s mouth

“Isn’t that so cool though?” Ummm. I’m in shock. This HAS to be a world record of some sort. How in the world does that happen?! I wonder how many licks it takes her to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, it has to be three or less. Unreal. I’ll never see a tongue this big again. Need to re-watch.

A guy playing “My Own Worst Enemy” got a surprise visit, from LIT!

@theadleyshow

Only in Nashville! 😍 So cool. @Lit @Eric Van Houten

♬ original sound – adley

This guy really channeled Lit in his performance of “My Own Worst Enemy,” so much so, that the band showed up and hopped up on stage with him! How cool! You can see them walking by a club in Nashville then hearing their hit song being played. They stopped and listened, then hopped the fence and went up on stage while the guy was still playing and shocked the heck out of him. You know this guy will never forgot that moment for the rest of his life. Sometimes, it’s all about timing.

Dude tests his Dad to see if he’ll have his back!

This kid is testing his father and he passed with flying colors. No protesting, no questions, just did the assignment! The set-up is genius. He called his pops and told him he got pulled over for “speeding” then lied to the cop saying that he was only speeding because he needed to get home for an emergency… his dad fell down the stairs. So his dad quickly pretended to be totally laid out across the concrete when his son got home. That’s parenting right there! Now his son knows for sure that he’ll always have his back! It’s a great prank, hopefully his Dad wasn’t too upset!

A woman eats a deer… heart?!

Apparently, after your first deer, you eat the heart of the deer. I don’t know if this was her deer, but it’s probably the last one she’ll eat. It doesn’t look enjoyable. Some people think that if you eat the heart of the animal you take on it’s characteristics, bravery, strength, and agility. I don’t know if it worked for her…

Man catches 72 lb fish, brings it home in a shopping cart.

Hey here’s a story that may make you never go in the water again. Someone caught a 72 lb(!) carp in the Humbolt Park lagoon, a new state record. This is a good thing, because bighead carp are actually an invasive species so getting them removed from our waters is beneficial to the rest of the wildlife in the area. Of course, we wouldn’t have to worry about these things if Chance the Snapper was around to keep our lakes and rivers, and in this case lagoons, safe from mutant bottom feeders. miss ya Chance!

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Relationship Court: I fell in love with a beauty who’s now the beast

There comes a time in every relationship when you realize you either have to fully commit to this person, or you have to evacuate the situation immediately. One anonymous listener reached out to us to explain why he’s having trouble fully embracing his partner for everything that she is.

How can he have this conversation with his girlfriend? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Seth Rogan is an innovator! Check out his stoner invention!

When you have so many joints to roll you might as well make your own rolling tray. That’s exactly what Seth Rogan did, what a genius! Here he is showing off his “all-in-one” rolling tray from Houseplant. It’s all beautifully put together on a lovely blue marble design tray. There’s a grinder, an easy-to-use paper dispenser, and a filter holder. They even give you an ashtray! And tah-dah! It’s time to get higher than a giraffe’s ass!

Woman makes cheater get her name tattooed on him, then she did this!

Lana’s cheating ex-boyfriend wanted to get back with her, so she said yes, with one condition. Get a tattoo of my name. So he did it, then she ghosted him immediately. Ice cold!

Happy birthday: Xbox released 20 years ago today

Crazy to think that on this day in 2001, some people were firing up their Xbox console for the very first time.

With that first power up, they were likely figuring their way through a game called Halo: Combat Evolved. Hell of a good choice for a launch game — I know a group of friends that planned a entire Friday around the latest release in the series, Halo Infinite.

There have been some oddities along the way — like, warning gamers not to vape into the XBox Series X or a father-to-be making a very poor choice….

The one lasting change in gaming that Xbox fostered was the seamless ability to connect with other players in the moment. At first, that was four consoles at a time — and one year later, XBox Live arrived.

Check out the official Microsoft Xbox Anniversary Celebration live event that happened earlier today — and game on. — [eric]

Bad Neighbors

We don’t need to introduce you to this week’s Bad Neighbor because we’ve already met him. About a month ago, this man began stocking up on turkeys and we labeled him our Jerk of the Week.

He’s back and he’s ready to start unloading these birds to anyone who can hand him cold, hard cash.

You can join the conversation and call out the bulk turkey bandit on Facebook!

You won’t believe that The Rock does this! EW!

When you gotta go, you gotta go. The Rock is always in the gym, and not every gym has a bathroom nearby. And Dwayne stays hydrated, so he usually has to use the bathroom a few times throughout the course of every workout sesh. Therefore, he uses his old water bottles and just goes in those, big deal! He doesn’t have a dedicated water bottle just for number one! He’s not disgusting! Truckers do it all the time! Get over it! It’s called ‘dedication.’ He recently made a post on Instagram and you can see a bottle in the background filled… not with water. So we know he’s not kidding here. Watch him explain himself…

How to tell if he/she is your soulmate…

Is he/she the one? Your soulmate for life?! There’s only way to find out! Your left thumb will have their initial in it. It’s tried and true! How else could you know if it’s real? Their personality clicks with yours? You have the same beliefs and goals as a couple. NO. No, no, no, no, no, that’s all false. You’ve been duped. That’s all real world crap that society has trained into your brain. Look at your left thumb right now to find out if your partner’s initial is there. If it’s not, DUMP THEM. Immediately. #sarcasm

Groom made sure that his grand entrance was memorable.

How is he walking?! A groom made a GRAND entrance on his wedding night at the reception. He must have had a drink or three because anyone who hits their head that hard and acts like it’s nothing has liquor in their system. His new bride is saying to herself, ‘oh boy, that’s all mine now.’ But kudos to him for immediately getting up and acting like nothing happened. That’s the way to do it. Never point out your mistakes! Love this guy!