WOW! This Dad really knows how to clear out a room quickly

Dad waited until when everyone was in the room to show off his old moves from football. ‘How to get up quickly after a tackle,’ but he forgot he’s not 20 anymore and then THIS happened, causing the entire room to leave in a frenzy. To be fair, he’s shocked it happened too.

Man tied his tree down to his car wrong, but continued to double down

Not everyone is an expert at Xmas tree tie-downs, but this seems a little obvious that it wouldn’t work. A man tried to get his tree tied down to the roof of his truck but tying it through the windows… which means he can’t open his doors. OOPSIES! Instead of going back and doing the right way, this real man of genius decided to double down and become his own problem solver. Watch and learn! Never admit defeat! Climb through the backseat!

Massive shark jumps out of water

This video shows a Great White going for it! It’s trying to get what it thinks is an Orca, but is actually a decoy. It does a somersault in the air trying to grab at it, making you realize that you would definitely be lunch meat if you ever did run across one of these beasts of the sea out in the wild. Store this away your nightmares.

THIS teacher understood the assignment

Watch and learn children! Your teacher has more things to show you today on the playground. This guy KILLS IT! You know he spent hours upon hours of practicing in his basement and in later in da club growing up, but it paid off. His moves are second to none! Seriously, he schooled all of his students. Go teacher, go teacher, GO! “A” for the day!!

How to safely relocate a skunk

In this video, you’ll see a man wearing layers of puppy pads and sweats trying to remove a LIVE skunk from underneath his deck while his wife stands away safely, filming the whole thing. Smart woman. Jacob, who is, ‘gonna win this war,’ has to stop several times to deal with the scent from the skunk. I don’t know how this hero can manage it honestly. When a skunk sprays you smell it from miles away… for days. Bravo Jacob, you only almost threw up twice!

Find out why substitute teacher was asked to leave immediately

A substitute teacher was asked to leave early Friday after students filmed him singing, “Toxic” from Brittany Spears, poorly. It was on a karaoke machine and as you can see from the video there’s a terrible light show that went along with it. The man was let go from his duties, but sang another song quickly before that happened, students reported it was Lady Gaga. The school said he was a legit teacher he just wasn’t following standard practices. He later got another assignment at same school later that day. They really threw the book at him!

Allison missed her connecting flight and spent this night at O’Hare

Allison Robicelli missed her connecting flight and had to stay overnight at O’Hare airport. While that is a legit stress dream that I have, her documentation of it all reads like an epic movie and kinda makes me want to have an ORD sleepover… enjoy the journey!

Inspired by Allison, I too decided to look up…

Okay, the KQX studio ceiling not as exciting but good tip! <3 Lauren

Bad Neighbors

Rarely do people confront their bad neighbors, but we have a gem of a listener this week who decided to do just that. Here’s what she wrote to her neighbor after listening to her and her boyfriend bicker for the last year.

For the cursive-challenged, like Justin, here’s what the note says:

Dear neighbor, For the last year I have heard you and your boyfriend fight through the thin walls of our apartment. The man is a loser! Do you really want to be with someone who pawns your daughter’s IPad for scratch tickets?! Yeah I heard that, I also heard that he siphoned the gas out of your car to put in his, I hear it all and enough to tell you to run. I know break ups are hard but I’ll buy you a months worth of ice cream if you leave this man. Do it for your daughter, do it for yourself, do it for me and your other neighbors! The screaming at 1am must stop. Good luck girly!

Should the neighbor break up with her boo? The conversation lives on Facebook!

If Blink did “Wonderwall” instead of Oasis

This sounds exactly like a Blink-182 song! Alex Melton has more for you too on Spotify. Such a talented dude!

Check out his other stuff here:

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New LSU coach Brian Kelly left for Louisiana, but his daughter is still at Notre Dame… awkwarrrrd!

Previous Notre Dame football coach Brian Kelly, now LSU coach, left Notre Dame in a lurch. But there’s a problem for his daughter Grace Kelly, she has five more months of school there. Awkwarrrrrd! Coach Kelly signed a 10 year $95 million dollar contract while leaving Notre Dame with a 11-1 record. Grace took to her TikTok about the situation. But it can’t be the worst thing in the world to know that your Dad has $100 mil. I wouldn’t care if people booed me if that was the case! The only therapy I’d need is retail therapy! Go shop girl!

This robot is too REAL!

Engineered Arts showed off its Ameca robot and it’s too real-looking! The video shows the machine warming up and a slight surprise on it’s face. Robots before this looked realistic but not like this! It’s the beginning of the end my friend…

Girl paints famous book scenes on their pages

This is called the practice of “fore-edge.” Painting or drawing on the side of a book’s pages. This 22-year-old art student named Maisie is into Medieval Christian art . It usually takes her about a day and a half which is pretty fast considering how detailed they are. The most recent one she did was “The Lord of The Ring.” She is on Etsy but isn’t doing custom orders at the moment, she’s still in school!

12.5.2021 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Sex Pistols – God Save The Queen
  • Pearl Jam – Just Breathe
  • Bush – Little Things
  • Psychedelic Furs – The Ghost In You
  • No Doubt – Sunday Morning
  • Rooney – Blueside
  • The Cure – Just Like Heaven
  • Chevelle – Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)
  • Garbage – I Think I’m Paranoid
  • The Smithereens – A Girl Like You
  • Foo Fighters – Big Me
  • Lisa Loeb – Stay
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Zephyr Song

Hour 2

  • Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
  • Incubus – Talk Shows On Mute
  • Nirvana – Breed
  • The Church – Under The Milky Way
  • Depeche Mode – Policy Of Truth
  • Faith No More – We Care A Lot
  • 311 – All Mixed Up
  • Evanescence – Going Under
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl
  • Yaz – Don’t Go
  • The Strokes – Someday
  • Throwing Muses – Bright Yellow Gun
  • Weezer – Beverly Hills

Hour 3

  • Violent Femmes – Gone Daddy Gone
  • Oasis – Supersonic
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Muzzle
  • Morrissey – Suedehead
  • Local H – Bound For The Floor
  • Vampire Weekend – A-Punk
  • The Cranberries – Linger
  • Soul Coughing – Circles
  • Bush – Machinehead
  • Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over
  • Yellowcard – Ocean Avenue
  • The Posies – Dream All Day
  • The Clash – Train In Vain

Hour 4

  • Kings Of Leon – Molly’s Chambers
  • Love And Rockets – So Alive
  • Green Day – Hitchin’ A Ride
  • Suzanne Vega – Left Of Center
  • Modest Mouse – Float On
  • Buck-O-Nine – My Town
  • INXS – What You Need
  • Beck – Girl
  • Social Distortion – I Was Wrong
  • New Order – True Faith
  • Hole – Malibu
  • Rise Against – Ready To Fall