This woman is the living, breathing, example of ‘GETTIN’ IT.’ And in high heels no less! A company holiday party is no place for that though. Be discreet! Here are the rules that everyone knows: buy a white elephant gift that doesn’t suck, have two drinks, make small talk for two hours, then leave! Too many people get into trouble at company Christmas parties, like this woman. You can’t tell me this won’t be what everyone in the office is talking about on January 3rd… After head banging for the first time in a while at The Nights We Stole Christmas, let me tell you something, her neck is going to hurt tomorrow.
This is your dog’s favorite Christmas song…
Yes, humans enjoy Christmas music. But what about your pup? According to science, err just a recent survey of 1,000 dogs, that don’t speak English, their ‘favorite’ holiday song IS…
Wham!’s “Last Christmas.” A whopping 10% of doggos really dug this jam. Here’s a few other songs they liked: “Jingle Bells” 8%, Mariah’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” 6% and some other hits including “Wonderful Christmastime” from Sir Paul plus Chris Rea’s “Driving Home For Christmas.”
Music is good way to keep your dog calm during the holidays with all of the extra people around and events going on. You don’t have to play Wham! on repeat, but something that makes you happy will probably make them happy too, unless it’s thrash metal, that might not calm them down…
Deer won’t stop attacking Rudolph lawn ornament
A woman in Canada put up a life-size Rudolph lawn ornament and now deer won’t stop attacking it. IT’S REAL TO THEM, DANG IT! Deer usually don’t go after fake lawn ornaments, because they don’t even look half-way real! But this one, other than the glowing red nose, is very deer-like, hence the assaults. Watch for yourself!
Do not chase your cat with your Christmas tree!
Those pesky cats are always getting into the tree! They can’t help it, all of the dangling lights and ornaments are like toys, waiting to be destroyed. Becca Richards saw on TikTok that it was possible to keep your cat from the tree if you scare it first before you put it up. Now people are posting videos of them scaring their precious felines with their trees to make sure that they won’t mess it with all season long.
It seems like a great idea in theory, and trust me, has made for plenty of hilarious cat videos- which we all know the internet needs more of… BUT it might not be the best idea for your kitty. Vet and Pumpkin Pet Insurance Doctor, Sarah Wooten recommends against doing this to your pet. It could create behavioral problems, misplaced anger and anxiety. She suggests to instead create another space where they can play and be rowdy.
Anyone with a cat knows this ain’t happening. I suggest the good ol’ fashioned water bottle spray or maybe just putting the nice ornaments a little higher up on the tree.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/pet-experts-say-dont-scare-cats-christmas-trees
A man saved the holidays by delivering over 1,000 toys to families in Kentucky
Timothy Baise lives in Michigan and is Head of The Homeless Angels, a homeless outreach program in his community in Lansing. The good soul that he is, he asked the manager of the Mayfield airport what he should send to Kentucky to help people affected from the tornadoes earlier this month. Tim got choked up when the manager said one thing “toys.” With so many houses destroyed, there’s no way these families will be able to get toys for their kids right now. He and some friends stuff his ‘sleigh’ with over 1,000 toys to deliver to children in Mayfield, Kentucky so now their holiday will be a little bright.
https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/northern-michigan-man-delivers-toys-to-children-in-kentucky
Doorbell cam records drunken request
After a night of… imbibing, a woman asks her roommate to let her in the house via the doorbell camera. First off, she can barely stand so thank god she made it that far without hurting herself. Secondly, I don’t know if her roommate was purposely not letting her in right away to see what she would do, but the last few seconds are gold so bravo to her if that’s the case. Watch until the very end!
Have Google Maps learn your dietary requirements (and nine other more useful sounding features)
Did you know that you can have Google Maps learn your dietary restrictions?
Me either.
I’m one of those lucky ones that doesn’t have to worry about that. But if I could search for eateries near me without having to worry about that step? Sounds like a win to me.
Gizmodo gives us nine other features you should consider implementing from the app, including taking fuel-efficient routes, getting updates on your favorites places, and going into Incognito mode.
12.19.2021 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- The Clash – The Magnificent Seven
- Smashing Pumpkins – Today
- Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
- The Ocean Blue – Between Something And Nothing
- Weezer – Beverly Hills
- Rusted Root – Send Me On My Way
- Foo Fighters – Times Like These
- Elastica – Connection
- Nirvana – Lithium
- A Flock Of Seagulls – Space Age Love Song
- Cake – The Distance
- AFI – Love Like Winter
- Beastie Boys – Brass Monkey
Hour 2
- No Doubt – Oi To The World
- Tripping Daisy – I Got A Girl
- Green Day – J.A.R.
- New Order – Regret
- Sum 41 – In Too Deep
- Belly – Feed The Tree
- The Killers – When You Were Young
- Peter Murphy – Cuts You Up
- Alice In Chains – No Excuses
- Morrissey – The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- The Offspring – Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
- Shout Out Louds – The Comeback
- The Pretenders – Middle Of The Road
Hour 3
- U2 – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
- Fountains Of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
- Radiohead – Fake Plastic Trees
- Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
- Bush – The Sound Of Winter
- Republica – Ready To Go
- INXS – Never Tear Us Apart
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Stone Temple Pilots – Trippin’ On A Hole In A Paper Heart
- Material Issue – Valerie Loves Me
- The Cure – Why Can’t I Be You?
- Liz Phair – Supernova
- Coldplay – In My Place
Hour 4
- The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)
- The Dandy Warhols – We Used To Be Friends
- Pearl Jam – Nothingman
- The Smithereens – Blood And Roses
- Hole – Celebrity Skin
- The Bravery – Believe
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- The Eels – Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
- Jimmy Eat World – A Praise Chorus
- The Stone Roses – Love Spreads
- Alanis Morissette – Ironic
- Blink 182 – I Won’t Be Home For Christmas
NEW twenty one pilots Live video
twenty one pilots have released a live video for “The Outside” from one of their final shows of 2021: headlining the Corona Capital Festival in Mexico City.
Tyler and Josh plan to shoot a proper music video for “The Outside” after the holidays.
Toni Cornell performs Nothing Compares 2 U
Toni Cornell performed on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon the other night. She covered Nothing Compares 2 U, a Prince song (made famous by Sinéad O’Connor) her father covered that is included on his grammy nominated album ‘No One Sings Like You Anymore.’ It sure is dusty in here… What an incredible talent. <3 Lauren
Elephants are such tricksters!
This clip of an elephant has gone viral on Twitter. Yes, we know elephants are very intelligent, but now we know that they can understand the concept of jokes and pranks. In the clip, the beautiful beast can be seen taking a woman’s hat, pretending to eat it, then giving it back to her at the perfect time. His comedic timing is on point. What a sneaky guy! I can’t stop watching it! SO cute!
First it was Arby’s, now Lay’s wants in on the vodka game
First Arby’s came out with a vodka that tasted like their curly fries, and now Lay’s potato chips wants in on the vodka game too. Unlike the Arby’s version, one bottle won’t set you back $60, the Lay’s version is only $40. It’s also made by a different distillery out of Oregon called Eastside Distilling. The 80 proof spirit is sure to get the job done, but is the taste of potato chips overwhelming? Try one for yourself –
https://shop.eastsidedistilling.com/
Want a Lambo? For $35?
The same guy that brought you a real life Squid Game, MrBeast, is now giving people the opportunity to get a Lamborghini… for $35. If you purchase an entry, you’ll receive a tiny Lambo, about 1/64 the size of the real guy. 2,500 people will receive a remote control car, and 250 get a battery powered one. Four people will win a pre-owned car, worth about $100,000 each. And finally, one very lucky person will get a Lamborghini Aventador that is worth around $250k. Damn! He’s like Oprah- ‘everyone gets a car!!’
This is what Santa’s House costs…
Housing prices are through the roof. But what is it like at The North Pole? A little over a cool million according to Zillow, and good news for the bearded man, the value went up 19% last year for him! They posted pics of Santa’s pad, along with elf village on their site for the holidays. Of course, it’s not for sale because he will be needing it for eternity.
The Main House is 2,500 sq ft and was built in 1822, then saw some renovations in 2013… Mrs. Claus wanted a bigger bathroom. The Elf Village cabins are pretty sweet too. But the workshop and 25 acres are what really set this property apart from the rest. Check it out!
https://www.zillow.com/house/santas-house/
Ducks-krieg Bop
A group of ducks visit Dee Dee Ramone’s grave daily, cued by the sound of the “Ducks-krieg Bop” dinner bell.
It started when Coyote Shivers (you may recall from Empire Records) and partner Pleasant Gehman took in five ducks from a friend and starting feeding them at Dee Dee’s tombstone at the Hollywood Forever Cemetary.
The original ducks are aptly named Dee Dee, Joey, Johnny, Tommy (after the original four Ramones) and Sheena for the classic song “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker.”
Relationship Court: Who is the father?
Get Maury on the phone. We have a Relationship Court this week that is right up his alley. Here’s what our listener checked in and said.
How would you go about this if you were in this scenario? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Every employee walked out of the hotel, so guests did this!
What happens when you’re on vacay and every employee walks out and everyone is locked out of their room? You make due and start running the place. In the video, you can see a bunch of adults let to run the front. They’re hanging out playing games until one woman who couldn’t get into her room decided to call the cops. That’s fair, but also a great story from vacation that they’ll probably never forget. I hope they gave themselves a tip!
This 22-year-old woman is stuck in a kid’s body
Meet Shauna, she was 6 months old when her parents found out that she had brain cancer. When she went through with chemotherapy, her pituitary gland was almost completely dormant. Doctors told her that she was done growing and now she’s 22 years old, and is 3ft, 10 inches. But she still wants to feel like an adult even though no one sees her as one. Her dating life is even harder. She attracts a lot of creeps and and idiots. It’s not easy being stuck in a kid’s body!!
#Quittok shows people quitting their jobs on TikTok and it’s so DAMN satisfying
Everyone has been disrespected at work at some point, maybe that’s why this is so fantastic. People have been using the #quittok, to quit their jobs on TikTok and it’s magic. Above you’ll see a woman quit her job by calling her boss, Deborah, and telling her that she’d rather not pay rent then work for someone who won’t believe that her grandfather passed away. She’ll be expecting her last paycheck in the mail, Deb! And keep a look out for her G’Pa’s obituary in the newspaper you sorry excuse for a human! OK, maybe I got too excited with that last hit, but it feels great, almost therapeutic!
This girl went dumpster diving at Whole Foods…
This lady, @dumpsterdiverfreegan on TikTok, took a trip to Whole Foods, but didn’t go in the front doors. She went straight to the back where the dumpsters are and looked for food. What she found might shock you. Perfectly good food that’s still totally edible. Anyone who has ever taken pizza or cake out of the garbage at home cannot judge this woman! Yes, some if it was at the expiration date, but those aren’t hard outs, we all know that! It’s just recommended for the store. She found fruit, beyond meats, guacamole, and juices, all still perfectly fine to ingest… and it was all free. Seriously, after watching that video, it makes me want to just inspect my local Whole Foods dumpster. And how much money do you think all of that food was worth? At least $100! C’mon now!
