Toni Cornell performs Nothing Compares 2 U

Toni Cornell performed on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon the other night. She covered Nothing Compares 2 U, a Prince song (made famous by Sinéad O’Connor) her father covered that is included on his grammy nominated album ‘No One Sings Like You Anymore.’ It sure is dusty in here… What an incredible talent. <3 Lauren

Elephants are such tricksters!

This clip of an elephant has gone viral on Twitter. Yes, we know elephants are very intelligent, but now we know that they can understand the concept of jokes and pranks. In the clip, the beautiful beast can be seen taking a woman’s hat, pretending to eat it, then giving it back to her at the perfect time. His comedic timing is on point. What a sneaky guy! I can’t stop watching it! SO cute!

First it was Arby’s, now Lay’s wants in on the vodka game

First Arby’s came out with a vodka that tasted like their curly fries, and now Lay’s potato chips wants in on the vodka game too. Unlike the Arby’s version, one bottle won’t set you back $60, the Lay’s version is only $40. It’s also made by a different distillery out of Oregon called Eastside Distilling. The 80 proof spirit is sure to get the job done, but is the taste of potato chips overwhelming? Try one for yourself –

https://shop.eastsidedistilling.com/

Want a Lambo? For $35?

The same guy that brought you a real life Squid Game, MrBeast, is now giving people the opportunity to get a Lamborghini… for $35. If you purchase an entry, you’ll receive a tiny Lambo, about 1/64 the size of the real guy. 2,500 people will receive a remote control car, and 250 get a battery powered one. Four people will win a pre-owned car, worth about $100,000 each. And finally, one very lucky person will get a Lamborghini Aventador that is worth around $250k. Damn! He’s like Oprah- ‘everyone gets a car!!’

This is what Santa’s House costs…

Housing prices are through the roof. But what is it like at The North Pole? A little over a cool million according to Zillow, and good news for the bearded man, the value went up 19% last year for him! They posted pics of Santa’s pad, along with elf village on their site for the holidays. Of course, it’s not for sale because he will be needing it for eternity.

The Main House is 2,500 sq ft and was built in 1822, then saw some renovations in 2013… Mrs. Claus wanted a bigger bathroom. The Elf Village cabins are pretty sweet too. But the workshop and 25 acres are what really set this property apart from the rest. Check it out!

https://www.zillow.com/house/santas-house/

Ducks-krieg Bop

A group of ducks visit Dee Dee Ramone’s grave daily, cued by the sound of the “Ducks-krieg Bop” dinner bell.

It started when Coyote Shivers (you may recall from Empire Records) and partner Pleasant Gehman took in five ducks from a friend and starting feeding them at Dee Dee’s tombstone at the Hollywood Forever Cemetary.

The original ducks are aptly named Dee Dee, Joey, Johnny, Tommy (after the original four Ramones) and Sheena for the classic song “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker.”

Relationship Court: Who is the father?

Get Maury on the phone. We have a Relationship Court this week that is right up his alley. Here’s what our listener checked in and said.

How would you go about this if you were in this scenario? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Every employee walked out of the hotel, so guests did this!

@tini.bop

#greenscreenvideo why did I forget about this lol

♬ original sound – tini

What happens when you’re on vacay and every employee walks out and everyone is locked out of their room? You make due and start running the place. In the video, you can see a bunch of adults let to run the front. They’re hanging out playing games until one woman who couldn’t get into her room decided to call the cops. That’s fair, but also a great story from vacation that they’ll probably never forget. I hope they gave themselves a tip!

This 22-year-old woman is stuck in a kid’s body

Meet Shauna, she was 6 months old when her parents found out that she had brain cancer. When she went through with chemotherapy, her pituitary gland was almost completely dormant. Doctors told her that she was done growing and now she’s 22 years old, and is 3ft, 10 inches. But she still wants to feel like an adult even though no one sees her as one. Her dating life is even harder. She attracts a lot of creeps and and idiots. It’s not easy being stuck in a kid’s body!!

#Quittok shows people quitting their jobs on TikTok and it’s so DAMN satisfying

Everyone has been disrespected at work at some point, maybe that’s why this is so fantastic. People have been using the #quittok, to quit their jobs on TikTok and it’s magic. Above you’ll see a woman quit her job by calling her boss, Deborah, and telling her that she’d rather not pay rent then work for someone who won’t believe that her grandfather passed away. She’ll be expecting her last paycheck in the mail, Deb! And keep a look out for her G’Pa’s obituary in the newspaper you sorry excuse for a human! OK, maybe I got too excited with that last hit, but it feels great, almost therapeutic!

This girl went dumpster diving at Whole Foods…

@dumpsterdivingfreegan

Reply to @celester The same WF that throws out enough each night to feed a community😔. #dumpsterdiving #freegan #usa #dumpsterdiver #AEHolidayForever

♬ original sound – Dumpster Diving Freegan

This lady, @dumpsterdiverfreegan on TikTok, took a trip to Whole Foods, but didn’t go in the front doors. She went straight to the back where the dumpsters are and looked for food. What she found might shock you. Perfectly good food that’s still totally edible. Anyone who has ever taken pizza or cake out of the garbage at home cannot judge this woman! Yes, some if it was at the expiration date, but those aren’t hard outs, we all know that! It’s just recommended for the store. She found fruit, beyond meats, guacamole, and juices, all still perfectly fine to ingest… and it was all free. Seriously, after watching that video, it makes me want to just inspect my local Whole Foods dumpster. And how much money do you think all of that food was worth? At least $100! C’mon now!

Student section sprinted around stadium to botch game-winning FG attempt, and it worked!

This is what it looks like when the entire fan base has your back! In a Georgia high school state championship game. the entire student section ran to the opposing uprights to distract the winning FG attempt and it worked! They saved the game! They obviously understood the assignment.

The Internet has uncovered Nancy Reagan’s secret power

Sometimes the Internet bands together and makes all of our lives better. After one pundit’s poorly thought out takes on Madonna vs. Nancy Reagan gained some traction on Twitter, people ran to the history books to make sure that the former First Lady was properly remembered.

Nancy Reagan was a neck specialist. The Throatus. Her game was second-to-none. This is what we mean.

What’s your legacy? Is it in the same vein as Nancy’s neck game? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Bad Neighbors: Bad Boy Rodger!

Much like the original poster, we’re still trying to piece together what all of this means. Here’s our Bad Neighbor this week.

What do you think happened with Rodger? The conversation lives on Facebook!

This can double the risk of erectile dysfunction in men

We all know that smoking is bad for you and there is a link between smoking and erectile dysfunction. Now some studies point to erectile dysfunction for e-cigarette users as well regardless of your smoking history. Men ages 20-65 who vaped daily were more than twice as likely to report ED. Dr. Besarantinia from the Keck School of Medicine at USC said that “nicotine and other chemicals in vapes can reduce the ability of arteries to get larger and dilated, and that is what causes erectile dysfunction. There are over 7,000 chemicals in tobacco smoke and 250 are known to be harmful. Newer generations of e-cigarettes introduce an increased amount of chemicals, and people are much more likely to use them daily, thus creating a higher likelihood for ED. Will it go away if you stop using? We need better studies in the future to say for sure, right now your best bet is to try to slowly ween yourself off of the stuff!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/10/health/vaping-erectile-dysfunction-wellness/index.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

A girl named Brittany Hickey, finally got married and got to drop her maiden name…

“All of Brittany’s life, all she ever wanted to do was drop the last name ‘Hickey.'” Well she did it. But her Dad points out in his wedding speech that she didn’t do the best job of choosing a better one either. Something tells me that people are still going to laugh when they read her last name on paper… out loud… hear it, etc. Poor Brittany! I guess you can’t choose who fall in love with, and she’s in love with Mr. Cocks!

Video footage of funnel cloud destroying an Amazon warehouse

Dozens of tornados touched down in the Midwest over the weekend including this one close to Edwardsville, IL. An Amazon warehouse was destroyed after a funnel cloud ripped out the wall, the size of a football field. The walls were 11 inches thick and made of concrete and forty feet high. There was a tornado warning at the time. It is unknown when the workers were alerted and told to get to safety.

Billie Eilish breaks character because Kate McKinnon kills it!

After missing half the SNL season, Kate McKinnon is back and making up for all of the laughs she missed. Her sketch with Billie Eilish as hotel employees was by far the best of the night. Here they are giving examples as to why their Hilton Garden Inn is the best – tiny soaps wrapped in plastic, and a chair for your luggage- don’t forget the creepy stain on the couch! Kate making Billie break character is the best part.