Imagine Dragons were on The Tonight Show last night performing their new song ‘Enemy.’
There was fire and fishnet, actually that is going to be the theme of my next birthday… <3 Lauren
Whose Karen Is It?
This Karen is taking “take a penny, leave a penny” to a new level. It’s…see a mess, take some groceries. But in her mind, it all makes sense.
Where is this economically sensible Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
What?! You can be a next level spy using just your phone!
Assuming that you have AirPods, you can use this crazy feature. It sounds illegal, but it’s not. You can listen to conversations when you’re not in the room if you leave your iPhone there. It will send the audio to your AirPods live. Now hopefully, you’ll never be in a situation where you need to do that. But- just so you know, it’s there… Here’s a step-by-step tutorial on how to do it, you little James Bond you.
The guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game got $1000
Would you believe that the guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game was extremely inebriated? His friends said they would give him $1000. He agrees thinking he would just be put in the ‘drunk tank’ for the night. Cut to him running on the field and getting tackled by Stefon Diggs and then security immediately. At least he got to be close to some of his favorite players… before being put in a jail cell. Let’s hope that his buddies actually paid up because I’m sure that he got some hefty fines.
Man does 109 fingertip pushups in 1 minute!
24-year-old man broke his own world record for most fingertip pushups in one minute by doing 109 of them! That’s the most accomplished in one minute anyone has ever been. I could probably do half a regular pushup in that amount of time.
Ladies, are you a part of this trick?
Here’s a situation- you find a hair tie at the place of a guy you’re dating. You’re not excusive. What do you do? This woman knew exactly what to do and it’s extremely clever…
Gonna tell my kids this is Chris Farley
Someone has told this guy he looks like Chris Farley before. He has the whole Matt Foley thing down to a science. Nobody does it better than you, random guy at Autozone in Houston!
Relationship Court: Adoption gone wrong.
Listener Natalie checked in with us, as her and her husband our having a rough go of things when it comes to how they want to handle some delicate information.
How should they tackle this? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ makes for the perfect background for this…
When you have a DERP moment, play this jam. This poor girl did not rerack correctly and BOOM! A couple stitches later and she’s back in the gym being all All Star.
This robot’s facial gestures are incredibly REAL!
It’s only a matter of time until the robot’s fully take over, and here’s proof. This extremely life-like robot has facial gestures that are on point. Are you hungry robot? sad? excited? Oh you can display all of those fake emotions but yet not have real remorse when you kill a human?! Sorry, that got real, just like it’s… facial gestures… sigh.
This chef turned McDonald’s into gourmet cuisine!
 Watch chef Ashish Alfred in Baltimore, Maryland, turn a McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish, fries and a classic Baked Apple Pie into two mouth-watering dishes! So delicious! I can’t even tell you the name of everything that he made, but it looks spectacular! MMmmm apple pie…
Ladies, Beard Burn is a real thing! Watch out!
Kissing a guy with a beard can cause an infection?! But they’re so hot with beards and facial hair! Keep your mane clean fellas, we can’t be walking around with Im-pa-tyga-something. K thanks bye!
The ‘Three Finger Test’ is real!
Guys you’re telling us something about yourself without even trying! We all know that shoe size and hand size are real indicators of, ahem, well, you know. BUT this just might be the best way to tell if you’re capable of something else. Wowza!
Watch Maneskin perform on SNL
Maneskin was on SNL this weekend and performed a couple of songs. I thought they were amazing and hope to see them live soon here in Chicago. Check these performances out!
Jimmy G said “F*** the Packers”
Jimmy G is making Arlington Heights proud. The Illinois native has taken his 49ers to two out of the last three NFC Championship games, and more importantly, he’s planted his flag on the right side of history when it comes to the Green Bay Packers. Garoppolo was caught saying this after the game on Saturday.
Thank you, Jimmy G, for saying how so many of us feel.
When We Young Festival adds another date!
When We Were Young Festival almost gave Millennials a heart attack when they saw the lineup in Las Vegas. It’s Warped Tour on steroids my friends. 65 bands from your youth will play three stages, now TWO days in a row! The October 22nd show sold out so fast they recently added the 23rd as well. Get on it people, or at least the wait list!
https://www.billboard.com/music/concerts/when-we-were-young-festival-lineup-1235020026/
https://www.whenwewereyoungfestival.com/
When you know that your kid is ready for the octagon
Children start displaying what hobbies they’ll gravitate to as adults at a very early age. This kid is obviously going to end up whooping some dudes in the UFC someday. Just try to keep him from head-butting mom! This is how he decided to pop bubble wrap. Innovative yet also, he’s probably gonna end with a concussion if he keeps this up.
Jimmy Garoppolo gave Erin Andrew’s another “feels great baby”
Back in 2019, Arlington Heights’ own Jimmy Garoppolo made a run at Erin Andrews while being interviewed by her after they beat the Cardinals in the regular season. She asked him how it felt, he replied, “feels great baby.” The moment went viral and for kicks he did it again last weekend while being interviewed by her. Shooters gotta shoot!
Annnd he does it again…
How to fall asleep in 2 minutes flat!
A lot of people have trouble falling asleep. You get in bed at 10pm, then actually start sleeping at 1am. If this is you, pay attention to this video! This technique to fall asleep fast was originally started in the military for fighter pilots to get the Z’s they needed. If you it doesn’t work for you at first, keep trying! You should practice it for about two weeks until you have mastered it.
We SHOULD put this on roads instead of salt
The ONION suggests that instead of using salt and sand on our roads we should be using something more near and dear to our hearts- ‘hot beef drippings’ or better put, gravy baby!! How amazing would it be to have the roads smell like food instead of a disgusting mix of oil and gasoline? Although boiling beef fat would get tedious, it’s still a great idea! Except for maybe the fact that cars might more stuck once the fat freezes… but these are all minute details. God bless the gravy roads!
https://www.theonion.com/chicago-city-workers-clear-ice-by-pouring-hot-beef-drip-1848364183
