‘I believe I can fly,’ is what this principal told himself before he attempted the step off dunk at his school. Can you blame him for trying to look cool for the kids? He probably played ball back in the day. How hard can a dunk be when you have a booster? The more important question here is how hard will you fall? Watch him go up, and then DOWN!!
Watch this guy PURPOSELY screw up his job interview in the most hilarious way
Apparently this dude really doesn’t want the job he’s interviewing for because his explanation of himself is beyond ridiculous… it doesn’t even make sense. Ten out of ten for creativity for this guy! Something tells me he didn’t get the job though. Watch the look on the interviewers face as he’s speaking nonsense; she’s never been more concerned in her life!
When your 94-year-old grandpa doesn’t want to go to bed
It’s a beautiful thing to care for your parents as they get older. The man in this video politely tells his 94-year-old father that it’s ‘lights out’ in ten minutes and that sends this old man in a diatribe- and don’t get him started on the heat!
1.30.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- XTC – Generals and Majors
- Green Day – Warning
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- Blancmange – Don’t Tell Me
- Cracker – Low
- Hole – Malibu
- Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Zwan – Honestly
- Oasis – Live Forever
- Blondie – Heart Of Glass
- Cake – The Distance
- The Church – Metropolis
- White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
Hour 2
- Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
- Eve 6 – Here’s To The Night
- Bush – Little Things
- The Psychedelic Furs – The Ghost In You
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Supergrass – Alright
- 311 – Amber
- Liz Phair – Supernova
- Soundgarden – My Wave
- Electronic – Getting Away With It
- Fall Out Boy – This Ain’t A Scene…
- Soho – Hippychick
- Weezer – My Name Is Jonas
Hour 3
- New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle
- Beastie Boys – Sure Shot
- Foo Fighters – The Pretender
- Concrete Blonde – Joey
- Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again?
- She Wants Revenge – Tear You Apart
- Sublime – Santeria
- Soup Dragons – Divine Thing
- Pearl Jam – State Of Love And Trust
- Morrissey – The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Garbage – Vow
- They Might Be Giants – Don’t Let’s Start
- Smashing Pumpkins – Thirty-Three
Hour 4
- The Clash – London Calling
- Interpol – Evil
- Nirvana – In Bloom
- The Buggles – Video Killed The Radio Star
- Phoenix – 1901
- The Flaming Lips – She Don’t Use Jelly
- The Pretenders – Middle Of The Road
- Taking Back Sunday – MakeDamnSure
- Beck – Devil’s Haircut
- Talk Talk – It’s My Life
- No Doubt – It’s My Life
- Blur – Parklife
Now that Dick Butkus is verified on Twitter, there is no stopping him.
Hall of Fame linebacker Dick Butkus may have stopped playing for the Chicago Bears long before the technology even came around, but now that he’s been verified by Twitter, Chicago is stepping up and taking notice of his hilarious Tweets.
After months of trying to get that little blue check mark, he reached success just a few days ago:
Shortly thereafter, he called out a sworn enemy to the north 😂:
He also seems to be learning fast about the social influencer game:
He’s also been doing some analytics:
He also seems to be planning to dive more into other emerging technologies:
Dick Butkus is on Twitter. Get used to it.
Message received, good sir. Message received.
Eric Kristensen is a marginally famous regional celebrity with 101WKQX. You can follow him on Twitter — @erickristensen. He would greatly appreciate that.
Florida residents used Facebook rather than 9-1-1 to report crime: report
The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office in Florida has turned off their social media comments for a curious reason: too many people were reporting crime there rather than calling 9-1-1 or submitting tips through their website.
Sheriff Chris Nosco said that the step was taking out of fear that the agency could miss out on “life or death” information.
So….just as a reminder…call 9-1-1 for emergencies. Don’t Tweet.
When Papa Roach plays their new song for Xzibit
In this quick clip you can see Jacoby Shaddix playing some jams for Xzibit and they both agree… “this S gonna go crazy.” Here’s a taste of ‘Stand Up.’
Here’s the video! It’s a banger!
Bad dog! A woman’s dog plays in the oddest way…
Huskies are a breed that are known for letting you know what they want. This one obviously wants food, but he’s going about it in the wrong way! That’s ASSault dude! I would slap my dog so hard! Or at least, AT LEAST, hit him with a “NO BEG.” Bad dog… but also hilarious.
She donated a kidney to him, then he cheated
30-year-old Colleen loved her boyfriend so much that she donated a kidney to him. He would have died without it. That’s love right there! Then, after a successful surgery, he CHEATED on her 7 months later. BUT for some reason, this woman is an angel and took him back. All is well now, right? Nope. He THEN, broke up with her 3 months after she took him back. Ugh, know your worth girl! He didn’t deserve you! The one bright side? She’s a TikTok star now… you go Colleen!!
A local train Karen, tells everyone she’s too attractive
A packed train discovered a Karen aboard immediately after she started spouting off against the guy sitting next to her. Apparently, a man sat his “fat, sloppy, body next to her” and was not happy about it. Then she went further and told him that he thinks he has the right to disrespect her because she’s an “attractive woman.” This comment, to be fair, had even the ladies on the train cracking up. It’s public transportation… people are going to sit next to you Karen, that’s part of the deal, you hot, sexy, lady you.
That’s one way to eat a hot dog
A lady was at a Mavs game when she noticed after a bite of hot dog that several people were laughing and cheering her on. Some thing you just can’t eat in public I guess…
Matt Eberflus is your new Bears head coach
PerAdam Schefter of ESPN, the Bears have hired former Colts defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus.
This ushers in a new era of Bears football, hopefully one that is less awful than all pervious eras.
The perfect response for when you’re asked, “do I still need to wear a mask in the store?”
IKEA guy is back. Thank God for this legend.
Essential workers, take notes. This is the energy you’re allowed to have in 2022.
Am I the Jerk?
There is no bigger hot button issue in Chicago than parking etiquette. There’s a proud owner of a (relatively) new Subaru who has their own spin on how to secure a spot and secure some safety.
Are they a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Does he belong to the streets?
Is this what they mean when they say “real eyes realize real lies”? Because this man has wandering eyes and his girl is sick of it.
Does he belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
When they put the pool in the wrong backyard, D’oh!
The job has to get done if the homeowner is there or not! You’ve heard horror stories of roofs being put on the wrong house, things being painted incorrectly, and you can add this to that list! Some guys started digging a new pool- in the wrong backyard! Yikes! They hilariously ask the guy in the video if he wants one too. Too bad for them, he does not.
This weatherman has a slip up
Did he fart? Was it his shoe? The sound fits his body language perfectly. All I can say is, if the shoe fits! He better be more careful talking about warm fronts next time.
IF Larry David was commissioner of the NFL…
IF LD was commissioner of the NFL, he would get rid of the goal posts. “Kickers are not football players.” He’s right, why do they get to decide the game? Leaping frogs would be a better option according to him. “You’re playing to score a touchdown and you’ll be the deserving winner, the old fashioned way.” He’s got other ideas too. But given that several playoff games were decided in a game winning FG over the weekend, maybe he has a point!
This will change the way that you wait in line at the club forever!
You can waste a lot of time trying to get into a club. Sometimes they’ll even start a line right when you walk up, as if something amazing is inside when they just want to give the illusion that it’s THE place to be. But sometime, it’s not the place to be, there’s just a long line to trick you! This girl has figured it out though. Watch her video and take notes!
MGK covers Frank Ocean’s “Swim Good”
MGK covers Frank Ocean’s 2011 hit, “Swim Good.” In 2020, he released several covers on his YouTube channel including songs from Rihanna, Oasis, and Paramore.
