Hey, they gotta make money somehow! Let’s pause for a moment and thank the workers who braved the snowstorm to do god’s work- issue parking tickets in the city of Chicago. There’s so much snow they can’t even drive, but they can walk to your car that’s two inches passed the line. What we do if it weren’t for them! Double check your park job today, they’re for real, even with ten inches of snow!
Queued Up Playlist 1/30/22
| Rex Orange County | Keep it UP |
| Giovannie and the Hired Guns | Ramon Ayala |
| Gayle | abcdefu |
| VHS Collection | Survive |
| The Districts | Outlaw Love |
| The Luka State | Oxygen Thief |
| Bastille | Shut Off The Lights |
| Taking Back Sunday | My Name is Jonas |
| Band of Horses | Crutch |
| Welshly Arms | Are You Lonely |
| Turnstile | Mystery |
| Marc E Bassy | Bowie |
| Girl in Red | I’ll Call You Tonight |
| Sam Fender | Seventeen Going Under |
| The Maine | Loved You A Little |
| Muse | Won’t Stand Down |
| Beach House | Once Twice Melody |
| Hippo Campus | Ride or Die |
| Caroline Polachek | So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings |
| Oliver Tree | Life Goes On |
| Upsahl | Thriving |
| SPoon | The Hardest Cut |
| Bleachers | How Dare You Want More |
| The Walters | I Love You So |
| Gang of Youths | In the Wake of Your Leave |
| Inhaler | Cheer Up Baby |
| The War on Drugs | I Don’t Live Her Anymore |
| A Day to Remember | Re-Entry |
| Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
| Aurora | Giving in to the Love |
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees have been announced.
The finalists for this year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class have been announced. Eminem, Dolly Parton, Devo, and Rage Against the Machine are just a few of the names on the list. Oh, and Lionel Richie, who is about as rock and roll as my coffee mug. JK JK MY COFFEE MUG HAS A SUB POP LOGO ON IT AND THEREFORE IS MORE ROCK AND ROLL THAN LIONEL RICHIE. Check out the list of nominees below, and follow the links to cast your vote (for RATM obvi).
Whose Karen Is It?
The government is lying to you, global warming is a myth, and this Karen has it all figured out. Or so she thought.
Where, oh where, is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Goodbye Milltown Mel!
The beloved weather predicting groundhog Milltown Mel has passed away. He will not be telling us whether or not to expect more weeks of winter this year. The average lifespan of a groundhog is about three years, so it wasn’t a huge shock since Mel has been doing it for 6 years, but it’s a shame that it happened right before his big day! We are on our own this year. Ceremony officials hope to find a new groundhog next year. RIP Mel! You will be missed buddy.
Can you say Jean-Claude Van Damnnn that’s a good-looking criminal
Police are looking for a VERY good-looking man. He might be related to Jean-Claude Van Damme with those eyes. If they don’t find 37-year-old Jonathan Cahill soon, I’m sure it’s because some single woman with an extra bedroom already did, err space in her bed. This man is HOT. Why is he out there committing crimes?! He’s the type of ‘off the charts sexy’ where life will be a cake walk for him if he just puts on the charm a little bit. Some woman out there can’t wait to “fix” this dude. Good hunting ladies! May the best woman win! Rarrrr!
Apple is creating smart wedding rings!
Apple is planning on releasing ‘smart wedding rings.’ Yes, you can see the downside to more technology tracking you but hang on a second, they can be good too! Think about it- you’ll never lose your wedding ring again! Brian wouldn’t be in the situation he’s in now if he had had a smart wedding ring. Your phone will always know where it is and your spouse will know where you are too- it’ll prevent you from cheating my friend! For sure, it’s a little creepy to have a tracker on you 24/7, but my guess is people will be lined up for these the moment they come out.
This man doesn’t care about the snow- he’s chillin’!
A newscaster was trying to show how bad the snow storm was when she came across this guy. Instead of being panicked and beside himself like everyone else, he’s the opposite. This dude is chillin’! He’s got his coffee, no gloves on either; he’s just hanging out guys! His job is probably closed but heck, he’ll do some errands maybe after he’s done watching Snomageddon with his jacket unzipped. If only we could all be as calm as him. I want whatever he’s drinking!
Would you do THIS for $75/hr?
It’s amazing what people will do for a dollar… or $75 an hour in this guy’s case. Watch carefully, he’s hanging on for dear life after he saws off the end of the palm tree. I’ll stay down here on the ground, thank you very much!
‘Jackass’ is better than the things you like
Older and grayer, but by no means wiser, ‘Jackass Forever’ was a horrific thrill ride full of pain, pleasure, and brotherhood.
The fourth installment in the illustrious daredevil franchise continues to pack the same punches that Johnny Knoxville and company have been producing for over 20 years now. The injuries are just as vicious as they were when the crew first began raising hell on MTV and the new cast of stars, such as Rachel Wolfson and standout Zach Holmes, fulfill the lineage of being ready, willing, and able to do anything that producer Jeff Tremaine throws their way.
There has never been a movie with so much biting, screaming, and visible dong that hasn’t been labeled a porno. In fact, this movie proved that penises are not always sexual. This movie represents the first time in Hollywood history that having a penis can be viewed as a weakness. Be prepared to see these men – and their private parts – like you’ve never seen them before.
With guest appearances by Rob Dydrek, Machine Gun Kelly, UFC Heavyweight Champion Francis Ngannou, and a litany of pro skateboarders from Tony Hawk to Nick Merlino, the crew is as loaded as ever.
Naysays often point to ‘Jackass’ as playing to the lowest common denominator. That is ultimately an unfair way of looking at this now iconic franchise. ‘Jackass’ is deeply human, far more so than any coming-of-age film could represent. For just over 90 minutes, ‘Jackass Forever’ reminds us that at our core, human beings are deeply silly individuals. As we get locked into our algorithmically-curated mindsets and beaten over the head by the 24/7 news cycle, it is easy to lose sight of the fact that we’re supposed to laugh at each other and love one another. The final film of the ‘Jackass’ franchise reminds us of that.
Well, that and the fact that nothing is funnier than seeing someone get hit in the nuts.
‘Jackass Forever’ opens nationwide on February 4.
Weezer makes their own Spotify
There’s a lot of controversy surrounding Spotify these days, from controversial content to pretty awful artist compensation. So much so, that a lot of big name artists are threatening to remove their music from the streaming platform. Neil Young and Joni Mitchel have already done it, and there are rumors that the Foo Fighters may be next. Weezer hasn’t said what they were doing yet, but if they do decide to remove their music, don’t worry, they already have a plan B. Weezify. That’s right. Weezify. a 3000 song streaming catalogue of Weezer demos from 1975 (old) to today. And you thought we played too much Weezer!
Relationship Court: Should I hook up with an ex?
Listener Marylyn is a woman with needs! Here’s what she had to say:
Should she get down with a former lover? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Chatty bird has a lot to say
Imagine coming across this little guy when you’re cross country skiing. Justin doesn’t want to think about it at all- he hates birds! I’m sure this one would creep him out especially, it won’t stop talking! It’s extremely beautiful though- just needs an eyebrow trim. We’ll just leave this here for him.
She called him by his ‘gamer tag’
When you read your hubby’s gamer tag aloud… it might come as a shock. Watch her natural reaction of extreme disappointment in her life partner’s naming choices. He might be changing it soon…
Jackass comes out Friday- here’s Brock Lesner slamming Wee Man through a table
Saturday was the WWE’s Royal Rumble, and stars from the movie Jackass had their fun in the ring. Afterwards, Johnny Knoxville and Wee Man ran into Brock Lesner and decided it would be priceless if he through Wee Man through a table. Don’t worry, Wee Man is OK, Brock is pro at making it look as real as possible 😉 Enjoy. The movie Jackass Forever comes out Friday!
Check out these robots serving up food at the Olympics!
Here’s how robots are serving up main dishes at the Olympics in 2022! These are some robots at the canteen at the Main Press Center in Beijing- so cool! The future is now.
Help Brian find his wedding ring!!
Our boy Brian lost his wedding ring on Friday! He was enjoying a Costco dog and doing some shopping. When he got home realized it was GONE. He searched his zip car, he tore apart the house, he even called Costco- but nada. He is now offering this reward if found! $10,000 people, let’s go!!!
Here’s the craigslist ad- help Brian find his ring!
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/d/chicago-lost-wedding-ring/7440254138.html
Snow blower fights are my new favorite thing
Watch these two neighbors go at each other’s throats… with snow. Throwing powder can get tricky; a lot of times it ends up in someone else’s property. That was probably the case here and then it turned into an all out snow blower fight. There are no winners in these fights- the snow will always be on top.
2022’s Best states to raise kids in are…
People put tons of thought into raising a family. A lot of families move for better school districts, or move to different altogether to get more bang for their buck- raising kids ain’t cheap! WalletHub compared all 50 states across key indicators of family friendliness like health and safety, affordability, family fun, and education and child care. Hey, at least Illinois is in the top 20! Here’s the rest…
Source: WalletHub
Main Findings
| State | Rank |
|---|---|
| Massachusetts | 1 |
| New York | 2 |
| Vermont | 3 |
| Minnesota | 4 |
| Nebraska | 5 |
| New Hampshire | 6 |
| Connecticut | 7 |
| Washington | 8 |
| North Dakota | 9 |
| New Jersey | 10 |
| Rhode Island | 11 |
| Iowa | 12 |
| Utah | 13 |
| Wisconsin | 14 |
| South Dakota | 15 |
| Illinois | 16 |
| Maine | 17 |
| Virginia | 18 |
| Colorado | 19 |
| Maryland | 20 |
| Pennsylvania | 21 |
| Montana | 22 |
| Hawaii | 23 |
| California | 24 |
| Oregon | 25 |
| Wyoming | 26 |
| Kansas | 27 |
| Missouri | 28 |
| Delaware | 29 |
| Texas | 30 |
| Ohio | 31 |
| Alaska | 32 |
| Indiana | 33 |
| Idaho | 34 |
| Michigan | 35 |
| Tennessee | 36 |
| North Carolina | 37 |
| Kentucky | 38 |
| Florida | 39 |
| Arizona | 40 |
| Georgia | 41 |
| Nevada | 42 |
| Alabama | 43 |
| Arkansas | 44 |
| West Virginia | 45 |
| Oklahoma | 46 |
| South Carolina | 47 |
| Louisiana | 48 |
| New Mexico | 49 |
| Mississippi | 50 |
| Overall Rank | State | Total Score | Family Fun | Health & Safety | Education & Child Care | Affordability | Socio-economics |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Massachusetts | 65.21 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 24 |
| 2 | New York | 61.81 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 46 |
| 3 | Vermont | 59.15 | 44 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 1 |
| 4 | Minnesota | 58.79 | 13 | 9 | 22 | 9 | 7 |
| 5 | Nebraska | 58.49 | 17 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 4 |
| 6 | New Hampshire | 58.38 | 34 | 2 | 9 | 24 | 5 |
| 7 | Connecticut | 57.67 | 29 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 38 |
| 8 | Washington | 57.58 | 8 | 18 | 26 | 3 | 16 |
| 9 | North Dakota | 57.57 | 31 | 17 | 3 | 15 | 2 |
| 10 | New Jersey | 57.01 | 21 | 14 | 1 | 4 | 41 |
| 11 | Rhode Island | 55.72 | 28 | 5 | 17 | 5 | 32 |
| 12 | Iowa | 55.58 | 32 | 13 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
| 13 | Utah | 54.98 | 16 | 19 | 15 | 38 | 3 |
| 14 | Wisconsin | 54.47 | 20 | 23 | 16 | 19 | 11 |
| 15 | South Dakota | 54.39 | 30 | 12 | 13 | 27 | 8 |
| 16 | Illinois | 54.06 | 3 | 31 | 21 | 22 | 43 |
| 17 | Maine | 53.73 | 46 | 4 | 6 | 33 | 14 |
| 18 | Virginia | 53.16 | 27 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 17 |
| 19 | Colorado | 53.16 | 7 | 29 | 28 | 18 | 18 |
| 20 |
This principal tried the step off dunk… ‘tried’ being the most important word
‘I believe I can fly,’ is what this principal told himself before he attempted the step off dunk at his school. Can you blame him for trying to look cool for the kids? He probably played ball back in the day. How hard can a dunk be when you have a booster? The more important question here is how hard will you fall? Watch him go up, and then DOWN!!
