A packed train discovered a Karen aboard immediately after she started spouting off against the guy sitting next to her. Apparently, a man sat his “fat, sloppy, body next to her” and was not happy about it. Then she went further and told him that he thinks he has the right to disrespect her because she’s an “attractive woman.” This comment, to be fair, had even the ladies on the train cracking up. It’s public transportation… people are going to sit next to you Karen, that’s part of the deal, you hot, sexy, lady you.
That’s one way to eat a hot dog
A lady was at a Mavs game when she noticed after a bite of hot dog that several people were laughing and cheering her on. Some thing you just can’t eat in public I guess…
Matt Eberflus is your new Bears head coach
PerAdam Schefter of ESPN, the Bears have hired former Colts defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus.
This ushers in a new era of Bears football, hopefully one that is less awful than all pervious eras.
The perfect response for when you’re asked, “do I still need to wear a mask in the store?”
IKEA guy is back. Thank God for this legend.
Essential workers, take notes. This is the energy you’re allowed to have in 2022.
Am I the Jerk?
There is no bigger hot button issue in Chicago than parking etiquette. There’s a proud owner of a (relatively) new Subaru who has their own spin on how to secure a spot and secure some safety.
Are they a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Does he belong to the streets?
Is this what they mean when they say “real eyes realize real lies”? Because this man has wandering eyes and his girl is sick of it.
Does he belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
When they put the pool in the wrong backyard, D’oh!
The job has to get done if the homeowner is there or not! You’ve heard horror stories of roofs being put on the wrong house, things being painted incorrectly, and you can add this to that list! Some guys started digging a new pool- in the wrong backyard! Yikes! They hilariously ask the guy in the video if he wants one too. Too bad for them, he does not.
This weatherman has a slip up
Did he fart? Was it his shoe? The sound fits his body language perfectly. All I can say is, if the shoe fits! He better be more careful talking about warm fronts next time.
IF Larry David was commissioner of the NFL…
IF LD was commissioner of the NFL, he would get rid of the goal posts. “Kickers are not football players.” He’s right, why do they get to decide the game? Leaping frogs would be a better option according to him. “You’re playing to score a touchdown and you’ll be the deserving winner, the old fashioned way.” He’s got other ideas too. But given that several playoff games were decided in a game winning FG over the weekend, maybe he has a point!
This will change the way that you wait in line at the club forever!
You can waste a lot of time trying to get into a club. Sometimes they’ll even start a line right when you walk up, as if something amazing is inside when they just want to give the illusion that it’s THE place to be. But sometime, it’s not the place to be, there’s just a long line to trick you! This girl has figured it out though. Watch her video and take notes!
MGK covers Frank Ocean’s “Swim Good”
MGK covers Frank Ocean’s 2011 hit, “Swim Good.” In 2020, he released several covers on his YouTube channel including songs from Rihanna, Oasis, and Paramore.
Imagine Dragons perform Enemy
Imagine Dragons were on The Tonight Show last night performing their new song ‘Enemy.’
There was fire and fishnet, actually that is going to be the theme of my next birthday… <3 Lauren
Whose Karen Is It?
This Karen is taking “take a penny, leave a penny” to a new level. It’s…see a mess, take some groceries. But in her mind, it all makes sense.
Where is this economically sensible Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
What?! You can be a next level spy using just your phone!
Assuming that you have AirPods, you can use this crazy feature. It sounds illegal, but it’s not. You can listen to conversations when you’re not in the room if you leave your iPhone there. It will send the audio to your AirPods live. Now hopefully, you’ll never be in a situation where you need to do that. But- just so you know, it’s there… Here’s a step-by-step tutorial on how to do it, you little James Bond you.
The guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game got $1000
Would you believe that the guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game was extremely inebriated? His friends said they would give him $1000. He agrees thinking he would just be put in the ‘drunk tank’ for the night. Cut to him running on the field and getting tackled by Stefon Diggs and then security immediately. At least he got to be close to some of his favorite players… before being put in a jail cell. Let’s hope that his buddies actually paid up because I’m sure that he got some hefty fines.
Man does 109 fingertip pushups in 1 minute!
24-year-old man broke his own world record for most fingertip pushups in one minute by doing 109 of them! That’s the most accomplished in one minute anyone has ever been. I could probably do half a regular pushup in that amount of time.
Ladies, are you a part of this trick?
Here’s a situation- you find a hair tie at the place of a guy you’re dating. You’re not excusive. What do you do? This woman knew exactly what to do and it’s extremely clever…
Gonna tell my kids this is Chris Farley
Someone has told this guy he looks like Chris Farley before. He has the whole Matt Foley thing down to a science. Nobody does it better than you, random guy at Autozone in Houston!
Relationship Court: Adoption gone wrong.
Listener Natalie checked in with us, as her and her husband our having a rough go of things when it comes to how they want to handle some delicate information.
How should they tackle this? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ makes for the perfect background for this…
When you have a DERP moment, play this jam. This poor girl did not rerack correctly and BOOM! A couple stitches later and she’s back in the gym being all All Star.
