It’s amazing what people will do for a dollar… or $75 an hour in this guy’s case. Watch carefully, he’s hanging on for dear life after he saws off the end of the palm tree. I’ll stay down here on the ground, thank you very much!
‘Jackass’ is better than the things you like
Older and grayer, but by no means wiser, ‘Jackass Forever’ was a horrific thrill ride full of pain, pleasure, and brotherhood.
The fourth installment in the illustrious daredevil franchise continues to pack the same punches that Johnny Knoxville and company have been producing for over 20 years now. The injuries are just as vicious as they were when the crew first began raising hell on MTV and the new cast of stars, such as Rachel Wolfson and standout Zach Holmes, fulfill the lineage of being ready, willing, and able to do anything that producer Jeff Tremaine throws their way.
There has never been a movie with so much biting, screaming, and visible dong that hasn’t been labeled a porno. In fact, this movie proved that penises are not always sexual. This movie represents the first time in Hollywood history that having a penis can be viewed as a weakness. Be prepared to see these men – and their private parts – like you’ve never seen them before.
With guest appearances by Rob Dydrek, Machine Gun Kelly, UFC Heavyweight Champion Francis Ngannou, and a litany of pro skateboarders from Tony Hawk to Nick Merlino, the crew is as loaded as ever.
Naysays often point to ‘Jackass’ as playing to the lowest common denominator. That is ultimately an unfair way of looking at this now iconic franchise. ‘Jackass’ is deeply human, far more so than any coming-of-age film could represent. For just over 90 minutes, ‘Jackass Forever’ reminds us that at our core, human beings are deeply silly individuals. As we get locked into our algorithmically-curated mindsets and beaten over the head by the 24/7 news cycle, it is easy to lose sight of the fact that we’re supposed to laugh at each other and love one another. The final film of the ‘Jackass’ franchise reminds us of that.
Well, that and the fact that nothing is funnier than seeing someone get hit in the nuts.
‘Jackass Forever’ opens nationwide on February 4.
Weezer makes their own Spotify
There’s a lot of controversy surrounding Spotify these days, from controversial content to pretty awful artist compensation. So much so, that a lot of big name artists are threatening to remove their music from the streaming platform. Neil Young and Joni Mitchel have already done it, and there are rumors that the Foo Fighters may be next. Weezer hasn’t said what they were doing yet, but if they do decide to remove their music, don’t worry, they already have a plan B. Weezify. That’s right. Weezify. a 3000 song streaming catalogue of Weezer demos from 1975 (old) to today. And you thought we played too much Weezer!
Relationship Court: Should I hook up with an ex?
Listener Marylyn is a woman with needs! Here’s what she had to say:
Should she get down with a former lover? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Chatty bird has a lot to say
Imagine coming across this little guy when you’re cross country skiing. Justin doesn’t want to think about it at all- he hates birds! I’m sure this one would creep him out especially, it won’t stop talking! It’s extremely beautiful though- just needs an eyebrow trim. We’ll just leave this here for him.
She called him by his ‘gamer tag’
When you read your hubby’s gamer tag aloud… it might come as a shock. Watch her natural reaction of extreme disappointment in her life partner’s naming choices. He might be changing it soon…
Jackass comes out Friday- here’s Brock Lesner slamming Wee Man through a table
Saturday was the WWE’s Royal Rumble, and stars from the movie Jackass had their fun in the ring. Afterwards, Johnny Knoxville and Wee Man ran into Brock Lesner and decided it would be priceless if he through Wee Man through a table. Don’t worry, Wee Man is OK, Brock is pro at making it look as real as possible 😉 Enjoy. The movie Jackass Forever comes out Friday!
Check out these robots serving up food at the Olympics!
Here’s how robots are serving up main dishes at the Olympics in 2022! These are some robots at the canteen at the Main Press Center in Beijing- so cool! The future is now.
Help Brian find his wedding ring!!
Our boy Brian lost his wedding ring on Friday! He was enjoying a Costco dog and doing some shopping. When he got home realized it was GONE. He searched his zip car, he tore apart the house, he even called Costco- but nada. He is now offering this reward if found! $10,000 people, let’s go!!!
Here’s the craigslist ad- help Brian find his ring!
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/d/chicago-lost-wedding-ring/7440254138.html
Snow blower fights are my new favorite thing
Watch these two neighbors go at each other’s throats… with snow. Throwing powder can get tricky; a lot of times it ends up in someone else’s property. That was probably the case here and then it turned into an all out snow blower fight. There are no winners in these fights- the snow will always be on top.
2022’s Best states to raise kids in are…
People put tons of thought into raising a family. A lot of families move for better school districts, or move to different altogether to get more bang for their buck- raising kids ain’t cheap! WalletHub compared all 50 states across key indicators of family friendliness like health and safety, affordability, family fun, and education and child care. Hey, at least Illinois is in the top 20! Here’s the rest…
Source: WalletHub
Main Findings
| State | Rank |
|---|---|
| Massachusetts | 1 |
| New York | 2 |
| Vermont | 3 |
| Minnesota | 4 |
| Nebraska | 5 |
| New Hampshire | 6 |
| Connecticut | 7 |
| Washington | 8 |
| North Dakota | 9 |
| New Jersey | 10 |
| Rhode Island | 11 |
| Iowa | 12 |
| Utah | 13 |
| Wisconsin | 14 |
| South Dakota | 15 |
| Illinois | 16 |
| Maine | 17 |
| Virginia | 18 |
| Colorado | 19 |
| Maryland | 20 |
| Pennsylvania | 21 |
| Montana | 22 |
| Hawaii | 23 |
| California | 24 |
| Oregon | 25 |
| Wyoming | 26 |
| Kansas | 27 |
| Missouri | 28 |
| Delaware | 29 |
| Texas | 30 |
| Ohio | 31 |
| Alaska | 32 |
| Indiana | 33 |
| Idaho | 34 |
| Michigan | 35 |
| Tennessee | 36 |
| North Carolina | 37 |
| Kentucky | 38 |
| Florida | 39 |
| Arizona | 40 |
| Georgia | 41 |
| Nevada | 42 |
| Alabama | 43 |
| Arkansas | 44 |
| West Virginia | 45 |
| Oklahoma | 46 |
| South Carolina | 47 |
| Louisiana | 48 |
| New Mexico | 49 |
| Mississippi | 50 |
| Overall Rank | State | Total Score | Family Fun | Health & Safety | Education & Child Care | Affordability | Socio-economics |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Massachusetts | 65.21 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 24 |
| 2 | New York | 61.81 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 46 |
| 3 | Vermont | 59.15 | 44 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 1 |
| 4 | Minnesota | 58.79 | 13 | 9 | 22 | 9 | 7 |
| 5 | Nebraska | 58.49 | 17 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 4 |
| 6 | New Hampshire | 58.38 | 34 | 2 | 9 | 24 | 5 |
| 7 | Connecticut | 57.67 | 29 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 38 |
| 8 | Washington | 57.58 | 8 | 18 | 26 | 3 | 16 |
| 9 | North Dakota | 57.57 | 31 | 17 | 3 | 15 | 2 |
| 10 | New Jersey | 57.01 | 21 | 14 | 1 | 4 | 41 |
| 11 | Rhode Island | 55.72 | 28 | 5 | 17 | 5 | 32 |
| 12 | Iowa | 55.58 | 32 | 13 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
| 13 | Utah | 54.98 | 16 | 19 | 15 | 38 | 3 |
| 14 | Wisconsin | 54.47 | 20 | 23 | 16 | 19 | 11 |
| 15 | South Dakota | 54.39 | 30 | 12 | 13 | 27 | 8 |
| 16 | Illinois | 54.06 | 3 | 31 | 21 | 22 | 43 |
| 17 | Maine | 53.73 | 46 | 4 | 6 | 33 | 14 |
| 18 | Virginia | 53.16 | 27 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 17 |
| 19 | Colorado | 53.16 | 7 | 29 | 28 | 18 | 18 |
| 20 |
This principal tried the step off dunk… ‘tried’ being the most important word
‘I believe I can fly,’ is what this principal told himself before he attempted the step off dunk at his school. Can you blame him for trying to look cool for the kids? He probably played ball back in the day. How hard can a dunk be when you have a booster? The more important question here is how hard will you fall? Watch him go up, and then DOWN!!
Watch this guy PURPOSELY screw up his job interview in the most hilarious way
Apparently this dude really doesn’t want the job he’s interviewing for because his explanation of himself is beyond ridiculous… it doesn’t even make sense. Ten out of ten for creativity for this guy! Something tells me he didn’t get the job though. Watch the look on the interviewers face as he’s speaking nonsense; she’s never been more concerned in her life!
When your 94-year-old grandpa doesn’t want to go to bed
It’s a beautiful thing to care for your parents as they get older. The man in this video politely tells his 94-year-old father that it’s ‘lights out’ in ten minutes and that sends this old man in a diatribe- and don’t get him started on the heat!
1.30.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- XTC – Generals and Majors
- Green Day – Warning
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- Blancmange – Don’t Tell Me
- Cracker – Low
- Hole – Malibu
- Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Zwan – Honestly
- Oasis – Live Forever
- Blondie – Heart Of Glass
- Cake – The Distance
- The Church – Metropolis
- White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
Hour 2
- Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
- Eve 6 – Here’s To The Night
- Bush – Little Things
- The Psychedelic Furs – The Ghost In You
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Supergrass – Alright
- 311 – Amber
- Liz Phair – Supernova
- Soundgarden – My Wave
- Electronic – Getting Away With It
- Fall Out Boy – This Ain’t A Scene…
- Soho – Hippychick
- Weezer – My Name Is Jonas
Hour 3
- New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle
- Beastie Boys – Sure Shot
- Foo Fighters – The Pretender
- Concrete Blonde – Joey
- Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again?
- She Wants Revenge – Tear You Apart
- Sublime – Santeria
- Soup Dragons – Divine Thing
- Pearl Jam – State Of Love And Trust
- Morrissey – The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Garbage – Vow
- They Might Be Giants – Don’t Let’s Start
- Smashing Pumpkins – Thirty-Three
Hour 4
- The Clash – London Calling
- Interpol – Evil
- Nirvana – In Bloom
- The Buggles – Video Killed The Radio Star
- Phoenix – 1901
- The Flaming Lips – She Don’t Use Jelly
- The Pretenders – Middle Of The Road
- Taking Back Sunday – MakeDamnSure
- Beck – Devil’s Haircut
- Talk Talk – It’s My Life
- No Doubt – It’s My Life
- Blur – Parklife
Now that Dick Butkus is verified on Twitter, there is no stopping him.
Hall of Fame linebacker Dick Butkus may have stopped playing for the Chicago Bears long before the technology even came around, but now that he’s been verified by Twitter, Chicago is stepping up and taking notice of his hilarious Tweets.
After months of trying to get that little blue check mark, he reached success just a few days ago:
Shortly thereafter, he called out a sworn enemy to the north 😂:
He also seems to be learning fast about the social influencer game:
He’s also been doing some analytics:
He also seems to be planning to dive more into other emerging technologies:
Dick Butkus is on Twitter. Get used to it.
Message received, good sir. Message received.
Eric Kristensen is a marginally famous regional celebrity with 101WKQX. You can follow him on Twitter — @erickristensen. He would greatly appreciate that.
Florida residents used Facebook rather than 9-1-1 to report crime: report
The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office in Florida has turned off their social media comments for a curious reason: too many people were reporting crime there rather than calling 9-1-1 or submitting tips through their website.
Sheriff Chris Nosco said that the step was taking out of fear that the agency could miss out on “life or death” information.
So….just as a reminder…call 9-1-1 for emergencies. Don’t Tweet.
When Papa Roach plays their new song for Xzibit
In this quick clip you can see Jacoby Shaddix playing some jams for Xzibit and they both agree… “this S gonna go crazy.” Here’s a taste of ‘Stand Up.’
Here’s the video! It’s a banger!
Bad dog! A woman’s dog plays in the oddest way…
Huskies are a breed that are known for letting you know what they want. This one obviously wants food, but he’s going about it in the wrong way! That’s ASSault dude! I would slap my dog so hard! Or at least, AT LEAST, hit him with a “NO BEG.” Bad dog… but also hilarious.
She donated a kidney to him, then he cheated
30-year-old Colleen loved her boyfriend so much that she donated a kidney to him. He would have died without it. That’s love right there! Then, after a successful surgery, he CHEATED on her 7 months later. BUT for some reason, this woman is an angel and took him back. All is well now, right? Nope. He THEN, broke up with her 3 months after she took him back. Ugh, know your worth girl! He didn’t deserve you! The one bright side? She’s a TikTok star now… you go Colleen!!
