Tell us you smoke weed and drive without telling us you smoke weed and drive. You don’t even have to ask what happened here- we already know! Is there a special shovel for the inside of the car?
Do you own any used furniture?
We’ve all heard the stories of people finding money in previously owned couch cushions and jackets, etc. But THIS is a first… (warning, strong stomach recommended for the next part)
There was a couple who’s dog ruined their couch. Instead of wasting good money on a new one just to have the dog ruin it, they purchased a new-to-them (aka previously owned) couch from a craigslist-type scenario. All was fine until a remote was lost in the cushions a week later, and the new owner reached his hand in, only to pull out….
A HANDFUL OF FINGERNAILS :X
Upon further (vomit) inspection, THOUSANDS of fingernails were found in the cushions.
So what did they do?! Burn the couch, his arm and the entire apartment down?! (seems reasonable enough)
Not really, they vacuumed it and are keeping the horror couch.
Full story and PHOTOS (warning, again, you may puke on your keyboard) HERE.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sit in a hot shower and cry. <3 Lauren
MGK brought the heat to the NHL All-Star Game
Despite thinking that he was performing at “halftime”, MGK had the honor of crushing it at the NHL All-Star Game over the weekend.
Next year, he’ll knock it out of the park at the Pro Bowl.
Relationship Court: My husband wants to keep me in the basement
For some, The Big Game is causing big trouble. An anonymous wife checked in because her husband has some bizarre requests now that the Cincinnati Bengals are one win away from being crowned champions.
Should she do as she’s told or should she be able to hangout with her friends? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The call back when you DIDN’T get the job
A guy went to a bank for a job interview and thought that he NAILED IT! Apparently, he did not. The manager called him back to give the specifics as to why he did not get the job and it’s more than outrageous. I’m beginning to think this guy should just continue to be self-employed- ‘at Arby’s.’
Billie Eilish says, “I wait for people to be OK”
At one of her shows, Billie Eilish stopped everything to make sure that one of her fans in the front had a moment. Apparently they needed an inhaler so everyone in the arena just hung out until it was all clear. A true professional! Was she taking a jab at someone else?
You’ll be shocked at what Olympians are eating in Beijing
A Russian biathlete tweeted about some of the conditions at the Olympics in Beijing and she didn’t have raving reviews. In fact, her picture of one of her three daily meals is reminiscent of something from Fyre Festival. She said she’s been losing weight and is having trouble performing due the inedible food. I wouldn’t feed that stuff to my dog… Hopefully she brought some protein bars.
This woman shared her “wedding rules” on TikTok
All of these rules this woman laid seem pretty legit to me. You could argue that you want kids to come, but that’s a personal preference. You gotta have the flower girl and the ring bearer, right? Other than that, she’s dead on.
A woman explains a quick way to find out if there’s someone else!
Take a moment and think about this. The last time you were in a car and you looked at yourself in the mirror. You open the slider, then shut it all the way. This woman says, if you’re suspicious of someone else, just leave it halfway open so that another person will be forced to shut it all the way when they’re done using it. Now, there are holes in this argument. What if his mom or friend was riding in the car? All facts. But you have a woman’s intuition.
It’s Black Restaurant Week in Chicago!
Started by Lauran Smith 7 years ago, Black Restaurant Week is a chance for Chicagoans to discover African American-owned food and beverage businesses. Below is a link to their website! And great news, if you’re the type that likes to stay in, most places deliver too! Eat up!
Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” like you’ve never heard it before!
This might be one of the best TikTok duets ever. You won’t expect what comes out of this guy’s mouth. In fact, he’s the last person you would think knows all the words to this song, but it fits perfect! Now try not to hear it this way, you can’t! It’s brilliant!
When an eagle flies INSIDE of your car…
33-year-old Renante was vloging his vacation in the Philippines while in his car and suddenly an eagle flew into the car! It crashed through the passenger window while he was driving slowly and hurt it’s wing. He helped it get back to it’s old self and released it shortly thereafter.
The PFC took place in Florida… Pillow Fighting Championships!
Of course we turned a children’s fun game into a full contact blood sport- ‘Merica! These are the Pillow Fighting Championships people! The first ever championship was held in Florida and this is how they do it! Obviously nothing below the belt and no serious head shots… keep it clean!
Ever wonder why you can’t tickle yourself?
Some people are suuuuper ticklish, while others don’t even care, But no one can really tickle themselves… why? Tickling happens when pressure is applied to sensitive parts of our bodies, BUT if you do it yourself, your brain anticipates the touch about to happen. That’s cancels out any possibility of a tickle. The more you knooooowww!
The coolest secret den you’ll ever see!
A ball pit an rock wall?! Totally worth all of the crawling, even as an adult!
2.6.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- The Offspring – All I Want
- Airborne Toxic Event – Sometime Around Midnight
- Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
- New Order – Love Vigilantes
- 311 – Down
- General Public – Tenderness
- Temple Of The Dog – Hunger Strike
- The Donnas – Take It Off
- Radiohead – Fake Plastic Trees
- The Fixx – Saved By Zero
- Smashing Pumpkins – Zero
- Incubus – Talk Shows On Mute
- No Doubt – Don’t Speak
Hour 2
- Devo – Whip It
- Modest Mouse – Missed The Boat
- Weezer – Undone (The Sweater Song)
- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts – Bad Reputation
- Beastie Boys – Paul Revere
- Pavement – Cut Your Hair
- Foo Fighters – Times Like These
- Len – Steal My Sunshine
- Pearl Jam – Given To Fly
- The Icicle Works – (Birds Fly) Whisper To A Scream
- Jimmy Eat World – Sweetness
- Bjork – Army Of Me
- Sublime – Doin’ Time
Hour 3
- The Smiths – Bigmouth Strikes Again
- Cake – Rock N Roll Lifestyle
- Depeche Mode – Policy Of Truth
- The Smithereens – A Girl Like You
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
- Nirvana – All Apologies
- The Farm – Groovy Train
- Rage Against The Machine – People Of The Sun
- Talking Heads – Burning Down The House
- Live – I Alone
- Faith No More – We Care A Lot
- R.E.M./Kate Pierson – Shiny Happy People
Hour 4
- Beck – E-Pro
- Porno For Pyros – Pets
- Garbage – Special
- Love And Rockets – So Alive
- Rancid – Ruby Soho
- Florence + The Machine – Dog Days Are Over
- The Cure – Lullaby
- Dinosaur Jr. – Start Choppin’
- Green Day – Welcome To Paradise
- INXS – Devil Inside
- Portugal. The Man – Live In The Moment
- Mazzy Star – Fade Into You
Queued Up Playlist 2/6/22
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Black Summer |
| Girlfriends | Tattoo |
| Girl in Red | I’ll Call You Mine |
| Oiver Tree | Life Goes On |
| Hippo Campus | Ride or Die |
| Glass Animals | I Don’t Wanna Talk |
| Bleachers | How Dare You Want More |
| Spoon | The Hardest Cut |
| Upsahl | Thriving |
| Rufus Du Sol | On My Knees |
| The War on Drugs | I Don’t Live Here Anymore |
| Inhaler | Cheer Up Baby |
| Aurora | Giving in to the Love |
| Day Wave | Where Do You Go |
| The Walters | I Love You So |
| Eddie Vedder | Brother the Cloud |
| Painted Shield | Dead Man’s Dream |
| Caroline Polachek | So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings |
| Liam Gallagher | Everything’s Electric |
| Foals | Wake Me Up |
| VHS Collection | Survive |
| The Districts | Outlaw Love |
| Rex Orange County | Keep it Up |
| Bastille | Sut off the Lights |
| A Day to Remember | Re-Entry |
| Wallows | Especially You |
| Sam Fender | Seventeen Going Under |
| Joy Again | Looking Out For You |
| The Luka State | Oxygen Thief |
| The Maine | Loved You A Little |
| Gang of Youths | In the Wake of Your Love |
Dude proves Lake Michigan is frozen as he walks a mile out on it
Some dude caught the attention of people in high rises along the lakefront as he made his way out about a mile offshore. WGN got the tip and sent their Sky Cam out to figure out what the heck was going on.
He says he got lost and didn’t know he was on the lake?! Yeah. I remember my first beer. Thankfully this story has a happy ending, as he was safely returned to shore courtesy of some brave first responders. <3 Lauren
Hear the new Red Hot Chili Peppers song
Its been a long time since we’ve heard from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but it sounds like the wait was worth it because this song is great. Its so great to hear the guitar tones of John Frusciante again. Check out the tune below and also the details on the new album, out April 1.
These White Sox hockey jerseys are better than anything the Cubs have ever done
Assuming there are no delays to the season as the MLB deals with a continued labor dispute, the White Sox will be giving away the hottest joints on April 30 against the Angels. The first 20,000 fans will receive these insane hockey jerseys.
20,000 fans will also receive a White Sox-themed Hawaiian shirts on their June 11 game against the Rangers and on September 4 against the Twins, the Southsiders will give away “Los White Sox” soccer jerseys.
What are the Cubs giving you? Nothing. That’s right, nothing!
