Why can’t you have nice things?
I just got a *new* used car and within a week it was keyed on the hood in this peppy zig-zag design. Who did it? I have one suspect in my head, but that’s it. Am I going to fix it? nah. Calling insurance over this would be stupid. It’ll just have to stay there- for-ev-errr. I blame myself for having to park it on the street. It’ll happen right? But it begs the question… why can’t you have nice things?
How accurate is he? And be honest! As a baby from the 80’s I can sit back and watch this video with ease, but some people in this room have a problem with their representation… they were born in the 2000’s.
I’m already all-in for THE BIG GAME with the Rams and Bengals (Go Cinci) but now the halftime show has my full attention. Have you seen this trailer yet?! It plays like a movie. <3 Lauren
Grocery stores bring out the worst in humanity. There’s no better place for debauchery than their parking lots. This week’s jerk is located right in the heart of hell.
Is this guy a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Maybe the Internet was a mistake. For this husband and wife, it is slowly tearing apart their marriage.
Does he belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
What happens when your Dad’s friend tattles on you to him for being on OnlyFans? This dad had the perfect reaction. Shame on you Bill, for trying to sell this girl out! She’s just trying to make some extra cash and you’re out here telling her Dad?! You don’t think he knows? You’re the one that’s weird- you subscribed bro! Now who’s in trouble?!
If you’ve ever been in one of those T-Rex costume’s with the fan that helps to keep it puffed out, you know how nasty it is inside. It’s just a bunch of the same air blowing around that you’re breathing in, disgusting. To make matters worse, or funnier, this woman decided to play a prank and put fart spray near the fan of the costume, so all of that pungent smell would immediately get sucked up in there. Brilliant! Watch the poor person inside struggle as they inhale the toxic gas… err fart.
Watch this man play Toto’s “Africa” on instruments from Majorca’s Mask. Truly a sight to behold. How did he figure this out and how does he do it perfectly? And how do I know that it’s a ‘he’? C’mon now… But now we have yet another version of “Africa.” Rejoice!
Whoa! This video is a prime example of road rage and what can happen when you take it too far. In the end it’s not worth it to wreck your car over some jerk. Keep watching until the end…
Hey, they gotta make money somehow! Let’s pause for a moment and thank the workers who braved the snowstorm to do god’s work- issue parking tickets in the city of Chicago. There’s so much snow they can’t even drive, but they can walk to your car that’s two inches passed the line. What we do if it weren’t for them! Double check your park job today, they’re for real, even with ten inches of snow!
| Rex Orange County | Keep it UP |
| Giovannie and the Hired Guns | Ramon Ayala |
| Gayle | abcdefu |
| VHS Collection | Survive |
| The Districts | Outlaw Love |
| The Luka State | Oxygen Thief |
| Bastille | Shut Off The Lights |
| Taking Back Sunday | My Name is Jonas |
| Band of Horses | Crutch |
| Welshly Arms | Are You Lonely |
| Turnstile | Mystery |
| Marc E Bassy | Bowie |
| Girl in Red | I’ll Call You Tonight |
| Sam Fender | Seventeen Going Under |
| The Maine | Loved You A Little |
| Muse | Won’t Stand Down |
| Beach House | Once Twice Melody |
| Hippo Campus | Ride or Die |
| Caroline Polachek | So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings |
| Oliver Tree | Life Goes On |
| Upsahl | Thriving |
| SPoon | The Hardest Cut |
| Bleachers | How Dare You Want More |
| The Walters | I Love You So |
| Gang of Youths | In the Wake of Your Leave |
| Inhaler | Cheer Up Baby |
| The War on Drugs | I Don’t Live Her Anymore |
| A Day to Remember | Re-Entry |
| Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
| Aurora | Giving in to the Love |
The finalists for this year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class have been announced. Eminem, Dolly Parton, Devo, and Rage Against the Machine are just a few of the names on the list. Oh, and Lionel Richie, who is about as rock and roll as my coffee mug. JK JK MY COFFEE MUG HAS A SUB POP LOGO ON IT AND THEREFORE IS MORE ROCK AND ROLL THAN LIONEL RICHIE. Check out the list of nominees below, and follow the links to cast your vote (for RATM obvi).
The government is lying to you, global warming is a myth, and this Karen has it all figured out. Or so she thought.
Where, oh where, is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The beloved weather predicting groundhog Milltown Mel has passed away. He will not be telling us whether or not to expect more weeks of winter this year. The average lifespan of a groundhog is about three years, so it wasn’t a huge shock since Mel has been doing it for 6 years, but it’s a shame that it happened right before his big day! We are on our own this year. Ceremony officials hope to find a new groundhog next year. RIP Mel! You will be missed buddy.
Police are looking for a VERY good-looking man. He might be related to Jean-Claude Van Damme with those eyes. If they don’t find 37-year-old Jonathan Cahill soon, I’m sure it’s because some single woman with an extra bedroom already did, err space in her bed. This man is HOT. Why is he out there committing crimes?! He’s the type of ‘off the charts sexy’ where life will be a cake walk for him if he just puts on the charm a little bit. Some woman out there can’t wait to “fix” this dude. Good hunting ladies! May the best woman win! Rarrrr!
Apple is planning on releasing ‘smart wedding rings.’ Yes, you can see the downside to more technology tracking you but hang on a second, they can be good too! Think about it- you’ll never lose your wedding ring again! Brian wouldn’t be in the situation he’s in now if he had had a smart wedding ring. Your phone will always know where it is and your spouse will know where you are too- it’ll prevent you from cheating my friend! For sure, it’s a little creepy to have a tracker on you 24/7, but my guess is people will be lined up for these the moment they come out.
A newscaster was trying to show how bad the snow storm was when she came across this guy. Instead of being panicked and beside himself like everyone else, he’s the opposite. This dude is chillin’! He’s got his coffee, no gloves on either; he’s just hanging out guys! His job is probably closed but heck, he’ll do some errands maybe after he’s done watching Snomageddon with his jacket unzipped. If only we could all be as calm as him. I want whatever he’s drinking!
It’s amazing what people will do for a dollar… or $75 an hour in this guy’s case. Watch carefully, he’s hanging on for dear life after he saws off the end of the palm tree. I’ll stay down here on the ground, thank you very much!
Older and grayer, but by no means wiser, ‘Jackass Forever’ was a horrific thrill ride full of pain, pleasure, and brotherhood.
The fourth installment in the illustrious daredevil franchise continues to pack the same punches that Johnny Knoxville and company have been producing for over 20 years now. The injuries are just as vicious as they were when the crew first began raising hell on MTV and the new cast of stars, such as Rachel Wolfson and standout Zach Holmes, fulfill the lineage of being ready, willing, and able to do anything that producer Jeff Tremaine throws their way.
There has never been a movie with so much biting, screaming, and visible dong that hasn’t been labeled a porno. In fact, this movie proved that penises are not always sexual. This movie represents the first time in Hollywood history that having a penis can be viewed as a weakness. Be prepared to see these men – and their private parts – like you’ve never seen them before.
With guest appearances by Rob Dydrek, Machine Gun Kelly, UFC Heavyweight Champion Francis Ngannou, and a litany of pro skateboarders from Tony Hawk to Nick Merlino, the crew is as loaded as ever.
Naysays often point to ‘Jackass’ as playing to the lowest common denominator. That is ultimately an unfair way of looking at this now iconic franchise. ‘Jackass’ is deeply human, far more so than any coming-of-age film could represent. For just over 90 minutes, ‘Jackass Forever’ reminds us that at our core, human beings are deeply silly individuals. As we get locked into our algorithmically-curated mindsets and beaten over the head by the 24/7 news cycle, it is easy to lose sight of the fact that we’re supposed to laugh at each other and love one another. The final film of the ‘Jackass’ franchise reminds us of that.
Well, that and the fact that nothing is funnier than seeing someone get hit in the nuts.
‘Jackass Forever’ opens nationwide on February 4.
There’s a lot of controversy surrounding Spotify these days, from controversial content to pretty awful artist compensation. So much so, that a lot of big name artists are threatening to remove their music from the streaming platform. Neil Young and Joni Mitchel have already done it, and there are rumors that the Foo Fighters may be next. Weezer hasn’t said what they were doing yet, but if they do decide to remove their music, don’t worry, they already have a plan B. Weezify. That’s right. Weezify. a 3000 song streaming catalogue of Weezer demos from 1975 (old) to today. And you thought we played too much Weezer!
