Parenting isn’t for the weak, and godparenting isn’t for the fragile. Is someone a jerk for turning down being a godparent?
Is he a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Am I the Jerk?
Does my husband belong to the streets?
There comes a time in every marriage when your dog poops out a condom, and from there you are left to decide how to handle it. Unfortunately, for this marriage, it could mean the end.
Does this husband belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
OH NO! When your parents bust you for your search history…!
When was the last time YOU googled something you shouldn’t have? If you said anything over three hours you’re lying! We’re all filthy, disgusting animals here. This poor kid just got caught is all. “i didn’t search history, ” he exclaims! Watch his parental units call him out at dinner while his sister sits back and documents it. Someday, they will all laugh at this. Until then, it’ll just be us.
Now THIS is romance! Look what she got for Vday!
If this isn’t a happy couple, I don’t know what is! This genius man thought to skip Vday until everything went on sale. Shockingly, his lady, was not impressed. Good thing he used some of the money he saved and spent it on himself!
The RAMS changed the Hollywood sign
The RAMS won the big game! Hooray! To be cute, they changed the Hollywood sign in LA to read ‘RAMSHOUSE!’ but it took them longer than expected. For a day it read “Rallyhouse” which confused people. They finally got enough man power to change it all way by Wednesday- but did LA even care by then? Nah, bro.
Right before their parade… you KNOW this would look different if it was in Ohio. Bengals fans greeted the team at the airport! For LOSING!
Record Store Day 2022 is coming!
It’s a few months away but the list of rarities and limited editions for Record Store 2022 have been released. There will be two days you can shop and support local indie stores this year, April 23rd, and June 18th, just in case anything drastic happens again in the world. Taylor Swift was named the Global Ambassador for 2022 and will be releasing a 7″ of her 2020 single, “the lakes.” Here are some artists that are doing the same that might tickle your fancy.
APRIL 23rd-
Alice In Chains- a remastered 12-inch of their 1990 EP We Die Young, which originally only existed as a promotional EP.
The Cure- a reissue of their 1982 album and fourth studio LP, Pornography, for its 40th anniversary.
Foo Fighters- tracks unreleased from their Medicine at Midnight album in 2020
JUNE 18th-
Pearl Jam- Live On Two Legs, a live double LP that documents their 1998 US tour.
Prince- A reissue of The Gold Experience album from 1995
Drunken woman get chased by cops on scooter at the airport!
A 32-year-old woman was too intoxicated to board a flight in Orlando and threw a fit. Airport police tried to catch her for mistreating a gate agent and she took off on her motorized suitcase using it as a scooter and all hell broke loose. Don’t drink and scooter.
Wiener sleuths unite: Help Brian, Ali, & Justin find the Wieners Circle bandit
Brian, Ali, & Justin spoke with the incredible Evelyn Morris, the manager of Chicago’s infamous Wieners Circle in an effort to catch the man that put a brick through their window last week.
A half-court shot, without hands! Check it out!
Yesterday, we saw a woman play guitar with her tongue. Today? A man can make a half-court shot using only his feet, and he’s not kicking the ball. NO. SIR. He does a backflip while holding the ball then releases it. Spectacular. 15/10! Yet another person making me realize I have zero talent.
It’s your money and you want it NOW! Get your tax refund, fast!
It’s that time of year, tax time. Have you filed your taxes yet? What are you waiting for?! Here are some tips to getting your refund back quickly, because it might take longer this year given the circumstances.
- Ask for direct deposit. That way you don’t wait for USPS to drop it off. We all know they have supply chain issues too.
2. Be thorough and go SLOW. If you make a mistake, they will start checking everything you put down, which again, will take longer. No screw ups my friend!
3. If you have your W2, file right now. Why wait another two months and be last in line? Do it NOW!
4. If you use e-filing, it will get done TWICE as fast, probably within 21 days. If you mail in your forms, well, that will take much longer. It’s also a lot easier online, so don’t waste your time with stamps and lines.
WHOA! Hundreds of birds plummeted from the sky and died!
A few days ago, a flock of hundreds of blackbirds dropped from the sky in Chihuahua, Mexico. Some flew off after hitting the ground hard. This video is absolutely nuts. Some say it might be pollution, but I’m going to go with the good ol’ excuse of alien activity. That makes the most sense, right?
Calling in ‘sick’ just got to a higher level, watch!
This woman took calling in sick to a whole new level, an expert level! She knew she wanted to go out and party her face off the night before, so that’s when she called her manager. But she didn’t call from her ‘home’ – no, that would not be believable enough. She called, from the ‘hospital’ while waiting to get an update from the ‘doctor.’ All the while, sounds of a hospital on YouTube are blasting in the background. Genius. I don’t condone it, but I’m not mad at it.
Jimmy Eat World meets Slipknot
The beat from Jimmy Eat World’s ‘The MIddle’ mixed with Slipknot’s ‘Wait and Bleed’ makes a lot of sense! The best mashup you’ll hear today! It’s perfection!
Relationship Court: Brian, Ali, & Justin ruined my marriage.
Do you remember the woman from last week that was being forced to stay in her basement during the Super Bowl? She’s back. And she didn’t listen to her husband.
How can she make this right? The conversation lives on Facebook!
She can play guitar! With her…
Watch this woman play guitar… with her tongue?! Some people are more talented than others. How did she figure out that her tongue had this ability? Probably lots and lots of practice. I can’t watch, I’m scared for her tonsils! But she’s good!
These 10 cities will pay you to move there!
Since the coronavirus, thousands of smaller cities are looking to take in the workers that are now able to work in more rural areas. These cities are trying to tempt future residents with things like extra cash, land, even cryptocurrency! These 10 cities are spread across the US and some of them aren’t half bad! Check it out!
New Haven, CONNECTICUT
West Lafayette, INDIANA
Newton, IOWA
Lincoln, KANSAS
Topeka, KANSAS
Bemidji, MINNESOTA
North Platte, NEBRASKA
Tulsa, OKLAHOMA
Morgantown, WEST VIRGINA
Some incentives are up front, others are in installments to make sure that you stay, smart. Here’s more info on some of these cities and why you should think about it!
https://fox59.com/news/these-10-cities-will-pay-you-to-move-including-local-city/
A new version of Titanic… with a cat?
A bored member of society replaced Kate Winslet with his cat, Owl kitty, and honestly, I don’t feel like I’ve lost two minutes of life after watching this trailer. And yes, he does paint the cat like one of his French girls.
The very first recorded interview with Nirvana, ever!
Back in 1990, before Nirvana blew up completely on the Seattle scene and in the world, they did an interview at the University of Washington on January 6th. THIS might be the very first recorded interview with the band. You’ll notice the drummer is NOT Dave Grohl; it’s a good thing they switched him out.
The most adorable little skier ever!
This is by far and beyond the cutest thing you will see all day. A little girl is skiing and her dad mic’d her up. She’s only a few years old but is handling the slopes like a pro and calls herself a ‘crazy girl.’ Must watch!
Missed Foo Fighter’s post-big game concert?
So mad at the refs last night you went straight to bed before the Foo Fighter’s post-big game free virtual reality concert? Well here it is, in good old 2D! <3 Lauren
https://www.facebook.com/foofighters/videos/270111281775881
