A kid was having the time of his life zooming down a zip-line in Costa Rica when suddenly everything came to an abrupt halt. A sloth had jumped on the line too and just wanted to hang out. It seems awesome to hang with a sloth, but it really changed the momentum. Instead of 30 seconds, the ride down turned into 30 minutes.
Best hangover foods…?
When you wake up on Saturday morning and have that sudden terrible feeling of your body reminding you that you had more than two drinks last night, you know you need to solve it immediately. Everyone has their own favorite hangover cure, but here are some foods that are actually really good for you and your hangover! Take notes you lush!
- banana
- eggs
- watermelon
- pickles
- honey
- crackers
- spinach
- avocado
- meat
- oatmeal
So it’s not always just fast food, even though it’s delicious. Next time throw in a banana with your order of 40 McNuggets and two double cheeseburgers.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/best-hangover-foods#TOC_TITLE_HDR_11
This mashup is all you need today!
Some genius figured out that Spice Girls, “Wannabe” and Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” might just sound good together. And he was right. Who would’ve thunk right? This is song is everything you need to get your Friday moving. Get Down!
An old Irishman tells it like it is
An old Irishman was interviewed for a local Irish TV station. They asked him if he was going to to party on St. Patty’s and his response was perfect. Instead of just saying I’m not into it, he went off on stupid Americans pretending to be Irish and taking over for one day every year. He REALLY told us his true feelings.
St. Patrick’s Day with Brian, Ali & Justin at Lizzie McNeill’s
The Best St. Paddy’s Toasts
Happy St. Paddy’s Day, you guys! As you know St. Paddy’s here in Chicago hits different. The river is green, the smell of corned beef wafting from every neighborhood in Greater Chicagoland, and of course, packed bars starting at 7am. The best. At some point today you will be asked to say a toast, here are some of my favorites. Slainte!
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
a quick death and an easy one
a pretty girl and an honest one
a cold beer – and another one!
May your soul find heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you’re dead.
May the winds of fortune sail you.
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, “The drinks are on me!”
In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good beer,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why.
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
If you’re lucky enough to be Irish…you’re lucky enough!
Feeling lucky this St. Patty’s Day?
Are you a gambling person? Feeling lucky this St. Patty’s Day? Even if you’re not, statistically speaking, these are the luckiest stores to buy lotto tickets at in Illinois. So if March Madness it not your deal, and scratch offs are, then go to one of these spots before everyone else figures it out! These are the luckiest spots in town according to Illinois Lottery.
- Lucky Mart: 2900 W. 87th St., Wrightwood neighborhood
- Mare’s Mini Mart and Deli: 7850 W. Addison St., Belmont Heights neighborhood
- Glenwood Amstar: 18659 S. Halsted St., Glenwood
- Amoco Food Shop: 1955 W. Cermak Rd., Heart of Chicago neighborhood
- BP Gas Station: 4443 S. Ashland Ave., Back of the Yards neighborhood
Pete Davidson now has three tattoos of Kim on him
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have been going through a lot lately. From his bed picture text to Kanye, we know that he has Kim’s name branded across his chest. But come to find out, he’s got two more, already! He is the king of bad tattoos, but three?! After a few months?! She’s totally chill about it too.
This Dad loses himself in the moment when reading to his baby
Reading to your children has been proven to make them smarter. It has not been proven to make them a future rapper, but that won’t stop this father! His son is gonna be the next Eminem! Or he’s just having a grand old time reading to his baby to the tune of “Lose Yourself” and he’s doing a knock out job! This is talent right here!
A guy on Hinge has a tempting opening line
If you’re swiping on any of the dating platforms now, you already know that you can send audio messages in DMs or just on your profile. This handsome bachelor came up with a hilarious way to rope in the ladies with audio. You could also assume he’s a visual person as well. Watch!
In case you were confused, please remember that AHOY! is an all ages show
Brian, Ali, & Justin have been floored by the response to our second-ever AHOY! celebration featuring Weezer, which will take over the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom on May 3, but one question has repeatedly come up and we’re here to set the record straight on it. Children 17 and under are allowed to attend as long as they’re with a guardian who is of-age.
Make forever memories for you and your entire family by getting your AHOY! tickets before they’re gone HERE.
Whose Karen Is It?
You heard it here first, take your crybaby asses back to Indiana.
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Did you hear that Mike Tyson’s weed company is making edibles?
Mike Tyson’s cannabis company, Tyson 2.0, is now making edibles, hooray! I bet they’re super strong because that’s how that heavyweight champ likes his gummies. The new product coming out is called “Mike Bites” and yes, they’re in the shape of an ear. Actually let me correct myself, they’re in the shape of an ear with a bite mark on it. C’mon guys! REALLY?! I guess they wanted them to look as life-like as possible! Evander Holyfield has not placed an order yet… but he could probably use exactly one.
This guy has the whitest teeth and it’s all natural baby
We try to shard to keep our body clean, our face, our teeth, but what if there was an easier way? This man says there is. We’ve been doing it all wrong! Maybe we don’t need teeth whitener, and fancy expensive tooth pastes; we just need nature. Yep! Watch this guy use a little bit of mother nature to get his pearly whites clean. Then he drops that he also uses it to clean THIS… watch!
Buy LEGOS, help Ukraine!
Citizen Brick is a custom LEGO store here in Chicago. They helped to raise money for medical supplies in Ukraine by making custom LEGO symbols of the resistance. There’s a little Zelenskyy guy, yes it’s very attractive, and a little LEGO Molotov cocktail too! How cool?! I thought my LEGO ambulance helicopter was pretty awesome as a kid, THIS rules, and it’s for a good cause. Check it.
Baby names, on a higher level
Is there a name you hope to name your future child? This guy has very interesting take on what to do with his future son and future daughter names. Forget family stuff, or what’s trendy, he wants to name them for his own (hilarious) pleasure. Will they be traumatized? Maybe. Whatever, it’ll give them character!
Billie Eilish @ United Center 3/14
Relationship Court: Make my boyfriend stop peeing in the sink
Normally on Relationship Court we like to offer solace by saying “we’ve all been here before”, but I get the feeling most of us have not been here before. Rebecca checked in with us to vent about some very valid issues she has with her man.
What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Jimmy Kimmel has some fun with Cancel Culture, and it’s hilarious
Kimmel is having some fun with random strangers and this time it’s all about cancel culture. They’ll feed an unsuspecting person a fake headline and people react, usually predictably, but not always. WATCH!
The Kardashians are coming!
The Kardashians are back! They’ll be on Hulu now starting April 14th. Keeping Up With The Kardashians ended in June of 2021 after 20 SEASONS on E! In this season, we’ll get a better look at Kourtney and her fiancé, Travis Barker, the complicated relationship with Khloe and Tristan, and of course, Kim and Kanye. Check it!
