You heard it here first, take your crybaby asses back to Indiana.
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Whose Karen Is It?
Did you hear that Mike Tyson’s weed company is making edibles?
Mike Tyson’s cannabis company, Tyson 2.0, is now making edibles, hooray! I bet they’re super strong because that’s how that heavyweight champ likes his gummies. The new product coming out is called “Mike Bites” and yes, they’re in the shape of an ear. Actually let me correct myself, they’re in the shape of an ear with a bite mark on it. C’mon guys! REALLY?! I guess they wanted them to look as life-like as possible! Evander Holyfield has not placed an order yet… but he could probably use exactly one.
This guy has the whitest teeth and it’s all natural baby
We try to shard to keep our body clean, our face, our teeth, but what if there was an easier way? This man says there is. We’ve been doing it all wrong! Maybe we don’t need teeth whitener, and fancy expensive tooth pastes; we just need nature. Yep! Watch this guy use a little bit of mother nature to get his pearly whites clean. Then he drops that he also uses it to clean THIS… watch!
Buy LEGOS, help Ukraine!
Citizen Brick is a custom LEGO store here in Chicago. They helped to raise money for medical supplies in Ukraine by making custom LEGO symbols of the resistance. There’s a little Zelenskyy guy, yes it’s very attractive, and a little LEGO Molotov cocktail too! How cool?! I thought my LEGO ambulance helicopter was pretty awesome as a kid, THIS rules, and it’s for a good cause. Check it.
Baby names, on a higher level
Is there a name you hope to name your future child? This guy has very interesting take on what to do with his future son and future daughter names. Forget family stuff, or what’s trendy, he wants to name them for his own (hilarious) pleasure. Will they be traumatized? Maybe. Whatever, it’ll give them character!
Billie Eilish @ United Center 3/14
Relationship Court: Make my boyfriend stop peeing in the sink
Normally on Relationship Court we like to offer solace by saying “we’ve all been here before”, but I get the feeling most of us have not been here before. Rebecca checked in with us to vent about some very valid issues she has with her man.
What should she do? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Jimmy Kimmel has some fun with Cancel Culture, and it’s hilarious
Kimmel is having some fun with random strangers and this time it’s all about cancel culture. They’ll feed an unsuspecting person a fake headline and people react, usually predictably, but not always. WATCH!
The Kardashians are coming!
The Kardashians are back! They’ll be on Hulu now starting April 14th. Keeping Up With The Kardashians ended in June of 2021 after 20 SEASONS on E! In this season, we’ll get a better look at Kourtney and her fiancé, Travis Barker, the complicated relationship with Khloe and Tristan, and of course, Kim and Kanye. Check it!
The ultimate couple question- if you had to pick one person to do this, who would it be?
This guy has some courage asking his lady this question! If she had to make love to one of his friends to save his life, which one would it be? While you wait for her reaction, think about who that is in your partner’s world. Becky with the good hair? John with the nice, umm ahem, hair? She immediately asks him who that would be and his answer was immediate, OUCH. Guess they won’t be playing this game anymore.
This equation could predict if your relationship is staying together or breaking up!
Researchers in Italy found an equation that narrows down the main predictors of break-ups. The first most important factor is the life satisfaction of both partners, the second is how much housework the female does. They used AI to determine what was most important in over 2,000 relationships that they studied over the course of 12 years. All of the couples were either married or cohabitating. Of the 2,038 pairs, 914 broke-up by the end of the study. Which is on par with divorce rates. Interestingly, personality traits didn’t have a huge impact on break-ups as much as other things.
You’re wasting time and money on this!
This might seem crazy to you, but it’s dermatologist approved. You don’t need to be using so much body wash. Specifically on your arms and legs. Unless you’re visibly dirty, a rinse for your hot bod will be just fine! Stop using so much all over! It’s not necessary! It’s just going down the drain along with your dollars- watch.
Dolly Parton declines Hall of Fame nod
You know how every year when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees get announced there’s always a huge uproar over which bands are actually “rock and roll” and which aren’t? Well for the first time I can remember, this year a nominee has actually agreed that they werent “rock” enough and has asked to be removed from the ballot. That nominee is Dolly Parton! In a wonderfully worded post on social media she said that while she is completely flattered to be up for the honor, she doesn’t feel worthy so doesn’t want to be inducted. She then went on to say that this has also inspired her to actually make a rock record and I think I speak to us all when I say HERE FOR IT!
This act of kindness from a Walmart employee will make your day
A man entered Walmart looking for a meal from McDonald’s and told the worker he was having a rough day. The worker helped him get a meal, fresh, then left. The man got his phone number from another employee and met up with him in the parking lot and gave him $1000. The employee said that he was always taught to help even when you don’t have anything since he was in foster care as a child. It’s a beautiful video with a great lesson. Always help, and always do the right thing, even when no one is looking.
Someone jumped in the Chicago River after it was dyed green, smrt
Saturday was a chance for Chicagoans to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by dyeing the river green. Thousands came out to watch the tradition of changing the water from it’s natural brownish color to bright slime green. Let’s note, it was a beautiful day, but it felt like it was 10 degrees outside. Not the warmest to be bar hopping, let alone JUMPING into the Chicago River with a tiny swimming suit. But this brave soul did it and thankfully someone got it on video…
When one GOAT asks the other if he’s actually retiring…
Tom Brady can’t stop won’t stop. We had a little inkling over the weekend of his un-retirement plans when he visited another GOAT, Christiano Ronaldo. After Ronaldo’s game, Brady spoke with him on the field. He asked Brady if he was going to keep playing and Brady said “that’s what I don’t know.” He did know! He’s out of retirement now! “Unfinished business.”
The best food for your brain!
According to Harvard researchers and psychologists, there are foods that help your brain work better. Adding them them into your diet can improve your mood, sharpen memory, and help your brain at work too! People always want to know how to maximize brain power… here’s how!
- Spices- Turmeric can reduce anxiety
- Fermented foods- these might help in memory and cognitive decline
- Dark chocolate- people who eat chocolate had a 70% reduced risk of depression symptoms
- Avocados- contain high amounts of magnesium, good for recovering from anxiety
- Nuts- things like Walnuts contain high amounts of Omega-3’s, which are good for brain function
- Leafy Greens- Vitamin E that helps protect against dementia
Dirty grandma jokes are back!
Just because she’s old doesn’t mean she doesn’t like dirty jokes. Watch this grandma enjoy a dirty joke… her laugh at the end says it all. She’s not giving the courtesy laugh that’s for sure.
Queued Up Playlist 03.13.22
Windser Memory
Godz Bad Blood
Mitski The Only Heartbreaker
Rufus Du Sol On my Knees
Yelawolf Make me a believer
Seb I’m The Man
Momma Medicine
Bastille Shut Off the Light
The Walters I Love You So
The Districts Outlaw Love
Gang of Youths In the Wake of Your Leave
Turnstile Mystery
Bleachers How Dare You Want More
Sam Fender Seventeen Going Under
Wallows Especially You
A Day to Remember feat Mark Hoppus Re-Entry
Hippo Campus Ride or Die
Liam Gallagher Everything’s Electric
Everyone I Know Will Die Kulick
Flora Cash A Good Childhood
Joy Again Looking Out For You
Magdalena Bay You Lose
Girlfriends Tattoo
Odesza The Last Goodbye
Inhaler Cheer Up Baby
Maneskin I Wanna Be Your Slave
Simple Plan The Antidote
Florence and the Machine My Love
Momma Rockstar
Giovannie and the Hired Guns Ramon Ayayla
Welshly Arms Are You Lonely
3.13.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
- Smashing Pumpkins – Today
- Foo Fighters – Times Like These
- The Pretenders – Brass In Pocket
- Green Day – Still Breathing
- The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon
- Bush – Glycerine
- Flogging Molly – Salty Dog
- Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
- Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime
- Portugal. The Man – Feel It Still
- Cracker – Teen Angst
- Rise Against – Swing Life Away
Hour 2
- Stiff Little Fingers – Alternative Ulster
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- The Smithereens – Only A Memory
- U2 – Pride (In The Name Of Love)
- Paramore – crushcrushcrush
- The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
- Mad Season – River Of Deceit
- Beck – Sexx Laws
- Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
- Garbage – Special
- AFI – Girls Not Grey
- Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline
Hour 3
- The Pogues – If I Should Fall From Grace With God
- Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Impression That I Get
- Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
- Depeche Mode – Everything Counts
- Veruca Salt – Seether
- G. Love And Special Sauce – Cold Beverage
- The Bravery – An Honest Mistake
- Nirvana – Come As You Are
- 311 – Come Original
- R.E.M. – Losing My Religion
- Black Keys – Little Black Submarines
- Violent Femmes – Gone Daddy Gone
- Elastica – Connection
- Weezer – Beverly Hills
Hour 4
- The Cranberries – Salvation
- Young The Giant – Cough Syrup
- Jane’s Addiction – Been Caught Stealing
- Electronic – Getting Away With It
- White Stripes – Blue Orchid
- Matthew Sweet – Sick Of Myself
- Beastie Boys – Brass Monkey
- Dropkick Murphys – I’m Shipping Up To Boston
- Smashing Pumpkins – Drown
- Morrissey – Suedehead
- No Doubt – Hella Good
- Flogging Molly – Drunken Lullabies
