Alas, after many years of trashy TV, we will have to watch thousands of hours of reruns of Maury. Before we pour one out for a show that has given nuggets like “Chicken Tetrazzini” let’s remember some of the best, “You are not the Father” moments too. Goodbye Maury.
A mashup that will get your morning started off right- Disturbed and Snoop Dogg
It seems as though Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” can be mixed with a lot. But this might be the best so far. Behold, “The Next Sickness.” We’re not playing.
What you see in this picture, will tell you a lot about you
Look at the image below and the first thing you see will tell you which personality traits you’re more likely to have.
Woman’s Body
Your character bends towards generosity. You are efficient and have a positive attitude. You’re highly motivated and accomplish your goals. You are careful with words and sensitive to your environment but picky to choose people that you hang around you.
Mans’ Face
You can keep your emotions and feelings to yourself. You’re known for high energy levels, leadership and analytical abilities. You’re easy-going but don’t blindly follow either. You are curious, straightforward, and have a positive aura. A drawback is that you put people before you.
Portugal. The Man — UIC
3.20.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- The Pixies – Where Is My Mind?
- Jimmy Eat World – Work
- Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
- The Alarm – Sold Me Down The River
- Garbage – Stupid Girl
- Dashboard Confessional – Screaming Infidelities
- The Smiths – Ask
- Folk Implosion – Natural One
- Alice In Chains – No Excuses
- Blondie – Heart Of Glass
- The Killers – When You Were Young
- Big Star – September Gurls
- Sublime – Santeria
Hour 2
- New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle
- Weezer – The Good Life
- Pearl Jam – Corduroy
- The English Beat – Mirror In The Bathroom
- No Doubt – Just A Girl
- Queens Of The Stone Age – Little Sister
- R.E.M. – Stand
- Sponge – Molly
- Smashing Pumpkins – Disarm
- Blancmange – Don’t Tell Me
- Muse – Starlight
- Our Lady Peace – Starseed
- The Clash – Train In Vain
Hour 3
- The Raconteurs – Old Enough
- Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun
- Radiohead – Creep
- Gary Numan – Cars
- Alanis Morissette – Ironic
- Semisonic – Singing In My Sleep
- The Cure – In Between Days
- Bloc Party – Banquet
- Green Day – Welcome To Paradise
- Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities
- Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again?
- The Breeders – Divine Hammer
- Linkin Park – In The End
Hour 4
- Talking Heads – And She Was
- Spacehog – In The Meantime
- Beastie Boys – Sabotage
- Joan Jett – Bad Reputation
- Local H – Bound For The Floor
- Modest Mouse – Dashboard
- Oasis – Wonderwall
- Len – Steal My Sunshine
- Depeche Mode – Policy Of Truth
- The Cult – She Sells Sanctuary
- Foo Fighters – These Days
- Sneaker Pimps – 6 Underground
Be a hero — fix everything that’s wrong with the CTA/Metra with this new website.
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Who knows? You may go down in history as a Chicago icon. Get working on it today.
What would a Bears stadium look like in Arlington Heights? Just look to Vegas…
The Chicago Bears have confirmed they are working with the architecture firm that build one of the newest stadiums in the NFL.
According to the Chicago Tribune, Manica Architecture along with two other firms have been retained “as part of the due-diligence process on the Arlington Park property.”
They are responsible for building Allegiant Stadium, the second most expensive stadium in the world. You can tour the Vegas wonder below — and maybe start dreaming of what may be coming our way.
twenty one pilots The Outside the music video
twenty one pilots just gifted us the music video for The Outside featuring tyler and josh, fire and ice, dragons, evil lords and a whole group of Neds led by a Ned-alope. It’s a whole journey. <3 Lauren
Portugal. The Man — The Lounge
Muse announce new album, song “Compliance”
After Muse dropped “Won’t Back Down” and started posting cryptic videos on social media, we knew something was up. Now its official. MUSE IS BACK! Their new album “Will Of The People” will drop August 26th and according to Matt Bellamy, its going to be heavily influenced by the increasing uncertainty and instability in the world. So, you know, typical Muse amirite?“ Check out their new song “Compliance” below, and get ready for new Muse this summer!
The most popular cars… amongst people with a DUI!
According to Insurify, there are certain types of vehicles that you do want to avoid at night because the owner might be inebriated. This list is based off of information from over 1.6 million insurance applicants. Now, think of your friend who has the most DUIs and I bet their vehicle is on this list. My friend drove a Dodge RAM… of course he did!!
- 10. Ford Contour – 2.92 percent
- 9. Dodge Dakota – 2.94 percent
- 8. GMC Sierra – 3.01 percent
- 7. Chevrolet Silverado – 3.02 percent
- 6. Toyota Tacoma – 3.08 percent
- 5. GMC Sonoma – 3.09 percent
- 4. Audi A4 – 3.28 percent
- 3. Chevrolet S-Series Trucks – 3.47 percent
- 2. Subaru WRX – 4.1 percent
- 1. Dodge Ram 2500 – 4.95 percent
The percentage relates to the percent of those drivers that have been pinched before.
Whoa! A kid ran into a sloth on a zipline
A kid was having the time of his life zooming down a zip-line in Costa Rica when suddenly everything came to an abrupt halt. A sloth had jumped on the line too and just wanted to hang out. It seems awesome to hang with a sloth, but it really changed the momentum. Instead of 30 seconds, the ride down turned into 30 minutes.
Best hangover foods…?
When you wake up on Saturday morning and have that sudden terrible feeling of your body reminding you that you had more than two drinks last night, you know you need to solve it immediately. Everyone has their own favorite hangover cure, but here are some foods that are actually really good for you and your hangover! Take notes you lush!
- banana
- eggs
- watermelon
- pickles
- honey
- crackers
- spinach
- avocado
- meat
- oatmeal
So it’s not always just fast food, even though it’s delicious. Next time throw in a banana with your order of 40 McNuggets and two double cheeseburgers.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/best-hangover-foods#TOC_TITLE_HDR_11
This mashup is all you need today!
Some genius figured out that Spice Girls, “Wannabe” and Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” might just sound good together. And he was right. Who would’ve thunk right? This is song is everything you need to get your Friday moving. Get Down!
An old Irishman tells it like it is
An old Irishman was interviewed for a local Irish TV station. They asked him if he was going to to party on St. Patty’s and his response was perfect. Instead of just saying I’m not into it, he went off on stupid Americans pretending to be Irish and taking over for one day every year. He REALLY told us his true feelings.
St. Patrick’s Day with Brian, Ali & Justin at Lizzie McNeill’s
The Best St. Paddy’s Toasts
Happy St. Paddy’s Day, you guys! As you know St. Paddy’s here in Chicago hits different. The river is green, the smell of corned beef wafting from every neighborhood in Greater Chicagoland, and of course, packed bars starting at 7am. The best. At some point today you will be asked to say a toast, here are some of my favorites. Slainte!
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
a quick death and an easy one
a pretty girl and an honest one
a cold beer – and another one!
May your soul find heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you’re dead.
May the winds of fortune sail you.
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, “The drinks are on me!”
In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good beer,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why.
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
If you’re lucky enough to be Irish…you’re lucky enough!
Feeling lucky this St. Patty’s Day?
Are you a gambling person? Feeling lucky this St. Patty’s Day? Even if you’re not, statistically speaking, these are the luckiest stores to buy lotto tickets at in Illinois. So if March Madness it not your deal, and scratch offs are, then go to one of these spots before everyone else figures it out! These are the luckiest spots in town according to Illinois Lottery.
- Lucky Mart: 2900 W. 87th St., Wrightwood neighborhood
- Mare’s Mini Mart and Deli: 7850 W. Addison St., Belmont Heights neighborhood
- Glenwood Amstar: 18659 S. Halsted St., Glenwood
- Amoco Food Shop: 1955 W. Cermak Rd., Heart of Chicago neighborhood
- BP Gas Station: 4443 S. Ashland Ave., Back of the Yards neighborhood
Pete Davidson now has three tattoos of Kim on him
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have been going through a lot lately. From his bed picture text to Kanye, we know that he has Kim’s name branded across his chest. But come to find out, he’s got two more, already! He is the king of bad tattoos, but three?! After a few months?! She’s totally chill about it too.
This Dad loses himself in the moment when reading to his baby
Reading to your children has been proven to make them smarter. It has not been proven to make them a future rapper, but that won’t stop this father! His son is gonna be the next Eminem! Or he’s just having a grand old time reading to his baby to the tune of “Lose Yourself” and he’s doing a knock out job! This is talent right here!
