Here’s another round of disturbing facts for ya! These will shock you, and possibly really gross you out. The goat’s tongue torture really got me. Remember these so you can gross someone else out today!
Reading List: “None Of This Rocks” from Fall Out Boy’s guitarist Joe Trohman
Fall Out Boy’s lead guitarist Joe Trohman is releasing a book this fall called, “None Of This Rocks.” He promises it will be like no other memoir you’ve ever read. A summary of the book via Waterstones reads: “None Of This Rocks is a memoir by Joe Trohman – lead guitarist and co-founder of Fall Out Boy – that reads like a double album full of revealing stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom. With wit and wisdom, and maybe a little bit of whining, Trohman grapples with depression, his mother’s brain cancer, antisemitism, pills, petty larceny, side hustles, and pop-punk at the turn of the century.” The book will be available September 13th. Get your preorder here:
https://found.ee/NoneOfThisRocks
I already got my copy! -ali
Taylor Hawkins rockin’ tribute!
The Rockin’ 1000 is a group of musicians (mostly from Italy) who assemble and play/sing simultaneously at various public spaces. A few weeks ago, the “biggest band in the world” returned with this tribute to the late Taylor Hawkins staged in a public square in Turin, Italy.
You may recall this 2015 viral video when the Rockin’ 500 gathered to entice the Foo Fighters to play their corner of Italy in Cesena. (The Foo Fighters did play a three hour concert there in November 2015)
You need to hear what ‘Lose Yourself’ would sound like if Linkin Park sang it
Hear me out: what if we take one of the greatest songs of all-time and combine it with one of the greatest bands of all-time. That’s a pretty good combination, right?
Enjoy your new song of the summer, from us, your friends at Brian, Ali, & Justin.
Whose Karen Is It?
This week’s Karen HATES music! Who hates music?! This one does…
You can buy the smashed Noel Gallagher guitar from the night that Oasis broke up
Oasis broke up on 2009 after Noel and Liam Gallagher got into one of their massive fights. Supposedly, Liam broke Noel’s Gibson ES-355. They were supposed to play a show in Paris but Liam stormed out of the dressing room, twice. First he threw a plum at the wall- scary! Then he came back and smashed Noel’s guitar up after banging it against the ground, several times. He was really trying to send a message. The guitar was one of Noel’s favorites. You can now buy this guitar in an auction hosted by Artpeges Gallery. The starting price? Around $160,000… pocket change right?
https://loudwire.com/smashed-noel-gallagher-oasis-split-guitar-auction/
This Karen holds a spot in the drive thru for her husbands truck
A Karen spotted in the wild was waiting in a very long drive thru line, by herself. She was “holding the spot” for her husbands truck. At that point, don’t you go inside of the restaurant? There’s no room for your man’s truck, Karen!
What should McDonald’s bring back?!
McDonald’s recently tweeted “Bring back ____” and people are weighing in on the question. Some people are speculating that they’re about to bring something back. But here are some of the most common answers…
McPIZZA- It was around in the 80’s and some of the 90’s. It seems kind of unlikely that they’d bring that back, so many places do pizza better.
BTS Meal- Yes, the Korean boy band. At least the sauces were good, Cajun and sweet chilli to dip in the 10 McNuggets that came with it.
All Day Breakfast- They stopped when COVID hit. Now only some places do it.
What will they bring back…?
The best pickup line you’ve ever heard
Ladies, be honest. If a dude that looked like this came up to you with this line you would at least entertain the idea. Why? Because women like a good sense of humor, and this guy has IT. Take notes gentlemen, he’ll give his best pickup line for free. Watch and laugh!
The Lollapalooza day lineup is here!
Relationship Court Update: What did she do after he asked for a prenup?!
WOW! She did only want him for his money. At least he knows now… these are his plans in the aftermath!
A kid called 911 for help with this…
You’re not supposed to use 911 for anything other than an emergency. But tell that to a child. Once they know what it is and how to use, you know they’re gonna call. This kid needed ‘help’ so he called the best person he could think of with his 7 -year-old brain… 911. Most of us have called and hung up to see what would happen, this dude had a full on conversation, until mom found out! Watch!
A wrestling gender reveal is by the far the best kind of gender reveal
They’re doing the gender reveal right! In the battle of GIRL VS BOY who will in this ultimate smack down? No one gets hurt, well, not really because it’s fake right? 😉 Hats off to the couple that came up with this stellar idea. A lot of gender reveals go wrong, but this is probably the best idea thus far. If all gender reveals were like this; I wouldn’t have a problem with them anymore.
Dad stops by his daughter house to tell his best Dad joke to her Ring cam
You wish this guy was your dad! Watch the Doorbell Dad give some of his best material to the Ring Cam then dip! This is SUCH a Dad joke. You have to love how he cracks himself up too.
Minor League team brought back the ‘Harlem Shake’
The Savannah Bananas are the most exciting team in minor league baseball. Started in 2016, they’ve added stunts like setting someone’s bat on fire, bringing out the tallest pitcher in baseball history, or bringing out a 75 year-old Red Sox pitcher to give a strike out. Now every single game is sold out. And in this clip they brought back the ‘Harlem Shake.’
What your dogs breed says about you as a person
You’ve heard that people look like their dogs but research says that you can take on your dogs characteristics too. You might have been drawn to your to your dog because they share your personality traits. Whether you like it or not, your pooch actually does say a lot about you. Below are some popular dog breeds so you can compare your pup!
SHNAUZER: You’re spirited and enjoy the small things in life
POODLE: They’re elegant in a timeless sort of way, with a certain ingrained suaveness. They also enjoy the finer things in life.
BORDER COLLIE: You like to stay busy, and you find that you’re happiest when you feel challenged.
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: You’re confident and a born leader, where it feels natural for you to take over a situation and make sure it all goes according to plan.
DALMATION: Dalmatians are known for being energetic, playful and extremely loyal. They need a lot of exercise and socialization, and they also make great watchdogs
https://www.itsrosy.com/amp/This+Is+What+Your+Dog’s+Breed+Says+About+You
Johnny Depp’s funniest courtroom moments are funnier than any joke you could ever write
Please enjoy this supercut of Johnny Depp being brutally honest about drugs and alcohol in court.
This is what girls *actually* mean when they text, lol ;-)
Women are confusing animals and trying to figure out their texts can be just as hard. It’s easy to misinterpret a quick text anyway, but these two gentlemen have it figured out. So watch and learn boys! I’m sure that you have heard some of these things before, now you REALLY know what they mean.
Billie Eilish face-planted at Coachella week 2
Week 2 of Coachella just wrapped and our girl Billie Eilish had another round up on stage headlining. She ran a little too quickly between songs and face-planted on stage because it was pitch black. But in the video, as you can see, she takes it stride. She also brought on another surprise guest. Last week it was Gorillaz, this time it was Hayley Williams of Paramore. Check them out below!
Another fan protested in the middle of an NBA game, again! Watch!
We got a runner! Another fan protested at an NBA playoff game in Minnesota. This time the fan jumped over some seats and ran onto the court. However, security was ready for her. They were watching her like a hawk the entire time. They took her down in record time too! The team’s owner has faced backlash from animal rights groups because of his ownership of a large chicken farm.
