Am I The Jerk?

This week’s JERK wants to know if they’re the jerk for faking an emotional support animal…

“I just got a new apartment and the building doesn’t allow animals so I bought a fake emotional support vest and certificate. Am I the jerk for that?”

Why get a regular guitar when you could get a…

Why get a regular guitar when you could get a… LEGO guitar?! Yes. The guitar features a posable whammy bar, pickup switch and tuning pegs. Get it for that Fender Strat lover in your fam! It’s only $99!

4th of July Celebrations Around Chicagoland

Not sure where to check out the festivities this weekend? Here’s a few suggestions based on where you’re at!

Chicago

Grant Park Music Festival’s Independence Day Salute on July 3

Navy Pier’s summer fireworks on July 2

Elk Grove Village

Fourth of July Celebration on July 4 – Rotary Green, 164 Lions Dr. Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Glencoe

Independence Day Celebrations runs July 3-4 – multiple locations with fireworks at Glencoe Beach on July 3, 160 Hazel Ave. Glencoe, IL 60022

Hoffman Estates

Northwest Fourth Fest runs July 1-4 with fireworks on July 3 – NOW Arena, 5333 Prairie Stone Parkway Hoffman Estates, Illinois 60169

Northbrook

2022 Northbrook 4thΒ of July on July 4 – Meadowhill Park, 1479 Maple Ave. Northbrook, IL 60062

Oak Park

July 4thΒ Parade and Fireworks on July 4 – Oak Park and River Forest High School, 201 Scoville Ave. Oak Park, IL 60302

Palatine

Hometown Fest runs June 30 through July 4 – Community Park, 250 E Wood St. Palatine, IL 60067

Here’s more:

https://wgntv.com/news/wgn-news-now/4th-of-july-celebrations-across-chicago-area/

Man breaks world record, with his middle finger

A strongman, Β Steve Keeler, lifted over 286 pounds for over 8 seconds with just his middle finger. To put it in perspective, think of him carrying a couch with just that finger. The retail manager smashed a Guinness World Record by deadlifting last weekend. Watch him do it!

We now know why Travis Barker had to be taken to the hospital

The mystery behind Travis Barker‘s ambulance ride to a local hospital has been revealed.

TMZ is reporting that the Blink-182 drummer was suffering from a bout of pancreatitis & “doctors believe it was triggered by a colonoscopy.”

Concern was raised after news outlets reported that he was rushed into a hospital. Later, Barker’s daughter posted a pic of her Dad in hospital bed with a caption that read “please say a prayer” — that has since been deleted.

But now we have some context behind this Tweet sent shortly before this whole episode went down — when he was likely doubled over in agonizing pain:

Get well soon, Travis!

Pro tennis player got a surprise mid-interview from a bird

Pro tennis player Jack Draper was trying to do an interview when nature called, for a bird. He got pooed on mid-interview by a bird flying overhead. So much for trying to be cool in front of the attractive broadcaster…

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Truck carrying fireworks… catches fire

A truck carrying thousands of pounds of fireworks went up in flames Sunday night while the truck was caught in traffic, putting on quite the light show for everyone else stuck on the road at the time. KABOOM!!!

Avalanche dent Stanley Cup 5 minutes after getting it

The Avalanche just won the Stanley Cup, and five minutes after getting it… they broke it. Well, not exactly a break but they did put a pretty big dent in it during an on the ice celebration. Watch everyone’s faces right before it happens, classic.

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They’re dating- and they found out they’re siblings?!

Two ladies in love recently found out that they’re… sisters?! Different moms, and the same dad. Or at least they could be. They haven’t gotten the DNA test done yet, but let’s assume that they are… would you keep dating your sibling if you were in L-O-V-E?

This mom can’t believe what her son wants to be when he grows up…

This kid is telling his mom what he wants to be when he grows up and something gets lost in translation… He said he wanted to be a “jiggalo.” If you’re not thinking of the Insane Clown Posse, then jiggalo refers to a man that gets around. He didn’t mean either of those definitions though…

@haueterfamily

Found this hiding in drafts. He still doesnt know the true meaning

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This little girl had the whole section of a baseball game cheering for her bottle flip!

This adorable little girl got the whole section on her side when they noticed her trying to land a perfect bottle flip right side up. After several tries she nails it and everyone started cheering! So cute! Watch!

Dog interrupts professional soccer game for belly rubs

A Venezuelan women’s soccer game was stopped because of an adorable dog that made it’s way onto the field and wanted belly rubs. It’s hard to be mad at something so cute. He runs from player to player asking for pets before the refs shut it down.

A Burger King worker who never missed a day of work in 27 got THIS as a thank you…

A very loyal fast food employee got a pathetic thank you for 27 years of service and never missing a day of work. Kevin Ford received a bag of candy. The internet didn’t like it either and now a GoFundMe has been started for him and he has over $155,000! David Spade even donated $5k to him. Kevin hopes to put his grand kids through college, what a great dude!!

Dave Grohl joins Paul McCartney on stage at Glastonbury

Paul McCartney headlined Glastonbury festival over the weekend and brought Dave Grohl up on stage with him for a few jams. This is Dave’s first appearance since the passing of Taylor Hawkins, and it looks like he might have a new tattoo dedicated to Hawkins.

Grandma had no idea she ‘whooped’ Pittsburgh Steelers at pickleball

Steelers T.J. Watt, Minkah Fitzpatrick and Alex Highsmith were playing Pickleball when a grandma challenged them. They gladly accepted, but didn’t realize that she too was pretty athletic. She bragged to her family in photo that she beat some nice young men at the courts and her family quickly realized who they were…