People Are Getting “Bladder Botox?!”

It’s real. There’s a doctor in NY that has been giving people “bladder botox” to stop them from having to use the bathroom frequently. It works well for women and men. With men, the procedure is called “prostate artery embolization.” It shrinks the prostate, so it doesn’t push against the bladder so much. This particular doctor has seen a 25% increase in the procedure this spring. He attributes it to people wanting to go on long road trips and not be embarrassed. Would you try it???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10965265/Rich-New-Yorkers-getting-bladder-surgery-avoid-bathroom-breaks-drive-Hamptons.html

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The person you had a crush on growing up vs the person you ended up with…

You were either Team Edward or Team Jacob after watching Twilight. Interestingly enough, Taylor Lautner’s fiance did the challenge of showing who she had a crush on vs who she ended up with and you won’t believe whose team she was on first… sorry Taylor!

Tax relief coming for Illinois

Governor JB Pritzker just signed the fiscal year 2023 budget into law, providing $1.8 billion in tax relief to the working families of Illinois.

“The fiscal year 2023 budget provides historic funding for education, human services, law enforcement and violence prevention. It prioritizes fiscal responsibility, funding pensions at $500 million more than required, repaying the state’s remaining outstanding debts, and putting $1 billion in the Budget Stabilization Fund, also known as the “rainy day” fund, for unforeseen emergencies.”

$1.83 BILLION IN TAX RELIEF FOR FAMILIES

• Suspends the tax on groceries for one year – saving consumers $400 million
• Freezes the motor fuel tax for six months – saving consumers $70 million
• Provides $520 million for a one-time property tax rebate – 5% of property taxes paid, up to $300 per household
• Permanently expands the earned income tax credit from 18 to 20 percent of the federal credit while expanding the number of households covered – putting $100 million per year back into the pockets of working families who need it most
• Provides $685 million for direct rebate checks to working families

o $50 per individual
o $100 per dependent, up to three children per family

  • Income limits: $200,000 for individuals and $400,000 for joint filers

• Provides families with a “Back to School” sales tax holiday on clothing and school supplies for a week in August and doubles tax credit for teachers who buy classroom supplies – saving $50 million

More from the Illinois.gov press release HERE.

Photo by: Sarah Pflug

Do They Belong To The Streets?

Does he belong to the streets?! He broke up with a girl because she didn’t do this…

“I broke things off with a chick for not putting out after the 3rd date. Do I belong to the streets or am I justified?”

A young couple taking a active walk in the park, view from behind

Am I The Jerk?

This week’s JERK wants to know if they’re the jerk for faking an emotional support animal…

“I just got a new apartment and the building doesn’t allow animals so I bought a fake emotional support vest and certificate. Am I the jerk for that?”

Why get a regular guitar when you could get a…

Why get a regular guitar when you could get a… LEGO guitar?! Yes. The guitar features a posable whammy bar, pickup switch and tuning pegs. Get it for that Fender Strat lover in your fam! It’s only $99!

4th of July Celebrations Around Chicagoland

Not sure where to check out the festivities this weekend? Here’s a few suggestions based on where you’re at!

Chicago

Grant Park Music Festival’s Independence Day Salute on July 3

Navy Pier’s summer fireworks on July 2

Elk Grove Village

Fourth of July Celebration on July 4 – Rotary Green, 164 Lions Dr. Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Glencoe

Independence Day Celebrations runs July 3-4 – multiple locations with fireworks at Glencoe Beach on July 3, 160 Hazel Ave. Glencoe, IL 60022

Hoffman Estates

Northwest Fourth Fest runs July 1-4 with fireworks on July 3 – NOW Arena, 5333 Prairie Stone Parkway Hoffman Estates, Illinois 60169

Northbrook

2022 Northbrook 4th of July on July 4 – Meadowhill Park, 1479 Maple Ave. Northbrook, IL 60062

Oak Park

July 4th Parade and Fireworks on July 4 – Oak Park and River Forest High School, 201 Scoville Ave. Oak Park, IL 60302

Palatine

Hometown Fest runs June 30 through July 4 – Community Park, 250 E Wood St. Palatine, IL 60067

Here’s more:

https://wgntv.com/news/wgn-news-now/4th-of-july-celebrations-across-chicago-area/

Man breaks world record, with his middle finger

A strongman,  Steve Keeler, lifted over 286 pounds for over 8 seconds with just his middle finger. To put it in perspective, think of him carrying a couch with just that finger. The retail manager smashed a Guinness World Record by deadlifting last weekend. Watch him do it!

We now know why Travis Barker had to be taken to the hospital

The mystery behind Travis Barker‘s ambulance ride to a local hospital has been revealed.

TMZ is reporting that the Blink-182 drummer was suffering from a bout of pancreatitis & “doctors believe it was triggered by a colonoscopy.”

Concern was raised after news outlets reported that he was rushed into a hospital. Later, Barker’s daughter posted a pic of her Dad in hospital bed with a caption that read “please say a prayer” — that has since been deleted.

But now we have some context behind this Tweet sent shortly before this whole episode went down — when he was likely doubled over in agonizing pain:

Get well soon, Travis!

Pro tennis player got a surprise mid-interview from a bird

Pro tennis player Jack Draper was trying to do an interview when nature called, for a bird. He got pooed on mid-interview by a bird flying overhead. So much for trying to be cool in front of the attractive broadcaster…

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Truck carrying fireworks… catches fire

A truck carrying thousands of pounds of fireworks went up in flames Sunday night while the truck was caught in traffic, putting on quite the light show for everyone else stuck on the road at the time. KABOOM!!!

Avalanche dent Stanley Cup 5 minutes after getting it

The Avalanche just won the Stanley Cup, and five minutes after getting it… they broke it. Well, not exactly a break but they did put a pretty big dent in it during an on the ice celebration. Watch everyone’s faces right before it happens, classic.

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They’re dating- and they found out they’re siblings?!

Two ladies in love recently found out that they’re… sisters?! Different moms, and the same dad. Or at least they could be. They haven’t gotten the DNA test done yet, but let’s assume that they are… would you keep dating your sibling if you were in L-O-V-E?