‘Karen’ barges into Target, demands boyfriend marry her on the spot

If we know the female brain the way I think I do, we know that Target is the happiest place on Earth. That’s why we were stunned when we some this woman Karen make such a scene, demanding her boyfriend marry her during his shift at the Super Center.

While we don’t like the way she went about it, we do think it’s probably time that you men out there fire up Pinterest and start building a Target-themed wedding.

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Peoria high school invites moms to tackle their children

At Washington Community High School just outside of Peoria, the football team gave the most important people on the roster a chance to shine: the moms. At a preseason practice, the player’s makers were invited to pad up and throw down against their spawn.

Props to the moms for getting low and hitting hard.

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More young people are smoking weed than ever before, America becoming pretty damn cool

A federally funded study revealed that more young people are smoking marijuana and tripping out on psychedelics than ever before. The study conducted by the University of Michigan for the National Institutes of Health In found that 43% of adults ages 19 to 30 smoked cannabis at some point last year, a significant jump from 34% five years ago and 29% in 2011 and the highest recorded since 1988.

This jump is obvious after 19 states have legalized recreational use of the drug.

Please smoke responsibly so we don’t get in trouble for this headline.

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Flea will love you, even when no one else will

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ funkiest member, the eternal Flea, had some incredible words for people around the world as the band accepted their Global Icon Award at last night’s VMA’s.

When Flea wasn’t thanking the ground that he walked on, the Chili Peppers took time out of their acceptance speech to remember the late Taylor Hawkins. Chad Smith, the band’s drummer, dedicated the award to his “brother”.

During their performance, Smith’s bass drum prominently paid tribute to Hawkins with ”Taylor” written across it within a hawk — one that resembles a tattoo the Foo Fighters’ drummer had on his arm.

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8.28.2022 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Cracker – Get Off This
  • Radiohead – Jigsaw Falling Into Place
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
  • O.M.D. – So In Love
  • Lorde – Team
  • Bad Religion – 21st Century (Digital Boy)
  • R.E.M. – Man On The Moon
  • The Libertines – Can’t Stand Me Now
  • Weezer – Buddy Holly
  • Electronic – Getting Away With It
  • Foo Fighters – Rope
  • The Breeders – Cannonball
  • Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday

Hour 2

  • Death Cab For Cutie – Crooked Teeth
  • Elvis Costello & The Attractions – Pump It Up
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Today
  • Missing Persons – Destination Unknown
  • The Killers – Read My Mind
  • Oasis – Supersonic
  • The Smithereens – Only A Memory
  • Soho – Hippychick
  • Queens Of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow
  • Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
  • Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
  • Spoon – Don’t You Evah
  • Garbage – Special

Hour 3

  • The Cure – In Between Days
  • Folk Implosion – Natural One
  • Alice In Chains – No Excuses
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – Kiss Them For Me
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Suck My Kiss
  • Blur – There Is No Other Way
  • U2 – In God’s Country
  • Stereo MCs – Connected
  • Blink 182 – Dammit
  • Tears For Fears – Sowing The Seeds Of Love
  • Social Distortion – I Was Wrong
  • The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition
  • No Doubt – Don’t Speak

Hour 4

  • OK Go – Here It Goes Again
  • Sponge – Plowed
  • Beastie Boys – Ch-Check It Out
  • Love And Rockets – So Alive
  • The Rentals – Friends Of P
  • Depeche Mode – People Are People
  • Oasis – Rock N Roll Star
  • Pearl Jam – Alive
  • Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime
  • Screaming Trees – Nearly Lost You
  • Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag

Step aside Rocket Pops, Hot Dog popsicles are the next big thing!

Oscar Mayer decided to release a hot dog flavored popsicle. It is supposed to be a smokey, savory twist on a classic summer treat.

Is this new flavor going to be a game changer or game over? The conversation lives on Facebook!

For the full story on this bizarre food choice click here.

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MoviePass is back — but not exactly the way you remember it.

Photo by Tima Miroshnichenko

MoviePass has returned from the dead. But it won’t be repeating the same mistake that killed it in the first place.

Remember when you used to be able to go to unlimited movies for $10 a month? Yeah, turns out that wasn’t such a solid business decision — it just wasn’t sustainable and eventually led to bankruptcy.

The company is back and wants to launch a tiered subscription service that will get you monthly credits. These credits can be redeemed for movie tickets. Matinées and second-run movies will run less credits, and premium movies, the kind that are leading a resurgence at the box office (Top Gun: Maverick, Minions, & Thor: Love and Thunder) — they obviously will cost you more.

The only way to get in on the ground floor, though, is to jump on a waiting list. Come Labor Day, the people at the top of the list will get the complete details and first dibs.

Are you going to take a chance?

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They’re going to be begin testing a helicopter taxi service at ORD next month!

A company called Eve Air Mobility is going to start trails runs of their taxi service to and from O’Hare via helicopter in September. The whole thing probably won’t be available until 2026, but they’re just getting data right now to see how it goes. If you it all does work out correctly, the commute to O’Hare could be 15 min! At a price point of $150, it’s a bit steep, but if you’re trying to make a flight and you have that kind of money- it’s not!

You might get a concussion just from watching these people go down a giant slide in Michigan

There is a giant slide in Belle Island in Detroit. They just reopened it since the pandemic and city workers swear they put wax on it to slow people down, but it doesn’t appear to be the case. People are flying down it at a fast pace, kissing any safety they might have just had at the top good bye. Watch these people take their lives in their hands on the way down! Count me out!

The Riot Fest schedule is here!

22 days out from Riot Fest descending upon Douglass Park and we have been gifted the schedule for all three glorious days! We should start stretching now… see you there! <3 Lauren

Chatting with Tim McIllrath of Rise Against at Riot Fest 2019

Riot Fest 2022 schedule HERE.

Also, the Riot Fest Late Night shows are almost all SOLD OUT. Last chance to grab your tickets for a few shows. Tickets and details here.

You probably have a doppelganger out there somewhere!

A lot of people look like a celebrity- sort of right? Brian looks like a Vince Vaughn, Justin is a Josh Hartnett, and Ali is kind of an Emma Stone. A French photographer figured out that most people probably have a doppelganger, or look-a-like. First, he had a friend tell him that he looked like a celebrity. Then he slowly realized after traveling a ton, that a lot of people look alike, even from completely different backgrounds. He’s made a special project to show his observation called, “I’m Not A Look Alike.” Since François Brunelle started this project, scientists started studying some of his subjects only to find out that they do have a lot of DNA in common. Look at these ‘look alikes’ and judge for yourself!

Hear a new Arctic Monkeys song before anyone else

The Arctic Monkeys recently returned to the road after a three year hiatus and fans in Zurich were treated to a brand new song, “I Ain’t Quite Where I Think I Am”.

The boys from England are set to release their latest album, “The Car”, on October 21, which will feature the aforementioned track, as well as nine other bangers.

Does this pass the vibe check? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Do They Belong To The Streets? She keeps everything from her ex’s… everything!

Do they belong to the streets?! This girl keeps all of her ex’s D picks… does she belong to the streets?!

Ahoy Brian-Ali-Justin I found out that my girlfriend has kept all the dick pics she’s received over the years in her phone. She says she never looks at them but it bothers the hell out of me that she still has them. I don’t have naked pictures of my ex’s or nudes I was sent before dating her. Does she belong to the streets for keeping the pictures? 

Am I The Jerk?! Can she keep her kid from football if he’s struggling in academics?

In this week’s edition of “Am I The Jerk” a mom is trying to show her son that grades are more important than sports… her son and husband don’t agree. Is she the jerk?!

Am I a jerk for not letting my son play football because of his bad grades? My husband is as mad about this as my son and they both think I’m a jerk but I’m trying to teach him that academics are more important than sports. What are your thoughts on this parenting decision? Does this make me a jerk?

You could win a free tattoo! But it has to be a picture of this…

Getting a tattoo is usually regrettable- but there are some that people regret the least, like a pic of your dog. Sly Stallone will agree with you on this one, he just got one of his dog to cover up his wife’s face! Did not go over well… Anyway, here is how you win a free tattoo of your dog!