This girl keeps perfect track of all of her “conquests” if you will…

She loves her lists! Especially the one titled “Guys I’ve slept with.” I wonder what that one is about… In any event, I’ve heard of people doing this. I guess once you get up to 40 you should probably start keeping track for safety’s sake. She keeps their record by their first name and the first initial of their last name. So in case if anyone finds it guys, you still have the opportunity to deny, deny, deny!! She also keeps a record if she liked the experience or not. Like a little smiley emoji or something?! ‘Not like’ equals a frown? Two frowns?? Then you’re in trouble. This reminds me of the girl from ‘Mallrats’ that was keeping tabs so that she could write a book. Maybe this girl should do that. Oh wait, it’s been done. It’s called ‘Sex in the City.” But seriously, if you had to, right this second, list off the first names of everyone you’ve had relations with, you probably wouldn’t be able to do it. First names and first initials? Yeah, didn’t think so. Keep doing you girl, err ahh, other people!

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