Have You Seen What Jeff Bezos’ Rocket Looks Like?

Extraordinarily wealthy supervillain Jeff Bezos has been showing off his rocket lately. Having amassed a greater net worth than what was previously thought possible on Earth, Bezos is taking his hoard of wealth to infinity and beyond. This is roughly the same plan Gru had in the first Despicable Me movie. Have you ever seen Gru and Bezos in the same place at the same time? We’ll let you sit with that for a moment.

He’ll take flight on July 20, 15 days after he’ll call it quits as Amazon CEO. Bezos has called Blue Origin “the most important work I’m doing,” which seems like the ultimate flex from a man currently going through a divorce.

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