For $19.99, you can arm you and your family with one of the most needed tools around. The official Poop Knife is now available on Amazon, and we know you’re going to need this.

Designed to help big deuces drop down the toilet easier, this 9 inch pole will help break up your drops into small, more digestible pieces for the toilet. For as much tension and strife as there is around the country, the fact that we can all now own our very own Poop Knife should be able to bring us together. This is truly American innovation at its finest.