“The Big Red Monster” has become the “Big Red Mayor.” Glenn Jacobs, the man known as “Kane” to wrestling fans, defeated opponent Linda Haney with almost twice as many votes.
His political bio will likely have more mass-appeal nuance than his WWE bio:
“Consumed by an infernal desire to set ablaze the lives of his fellow Superstars, Kane leaves a scorched path of destruction behind his fiery footsteps. Some of The Big Red Monster’s more demented acts have included setting a WWE Hall of Famer on fire, hitting a WWE executive with a Tombstone, kidnapping too many Superstars to mention and forcing a WWE Diva to marry him. No one is safe from his twisted desires and demonic impulses.”