(from chicagoist.com)

The house where beloved Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta lives is up for sale for a whopping $1.79 million. Beard trimmings may or may not be included.

The home at 1446 W. Hutchinson St., built by Heffernan Builders in 2015, is a 6-bedroom, 4-full bathroom, 5,110 square-foot mansion just west of Graceland Cemetery. It’s luxurious features include a surround sound system, radiant heat flooring and a patio with a fireplace, according to the real estate listing. In terms of other outdoor spaces, the home as a roofdeck above the garage and a classic front porch. (MORE HERE)

Before he shaved his magical beard he had ALREADY moved out of his rental house. Hmmmmm. Here are a few photos in case you’re interested.

This may very well be where the shaving of the magical beard all went down. Just think, YOU could shave your beard in the same bathtub as Jake!

Make your…I mean, order YOUR pizza in the same kitchen as the Arrieta’s

Rest your herculean thighs in the same room where Jake rested his after a game.

Sit in the ‘DON’T SIT IN HERE, THAT’S THE GOOD FURNITURE FOR COMPANY’ room while your mom’s voice haunts your every thought.

No need to lock the doors at night. Jake will be there 24/7 watching over you like a beardless, thicc thighed guardian angel