As if living in Minnesota wasn’t bad enough, the citizens of Coon Rapids have been waging war with a turkey for 18 months now. Dubbed “Reggie” by the neighbors, this turkey has been attacking cars, people, and whatever else it can lock in on.

The neighbors have called the Department of Natural Resources and 911 after the turkey wouldn’t let a neighbor leave her home for hours. The DNR recommended taking down bird feeders, but the residents ignored this advice and said they are still hoping the bird will trot somewhere else.