Chicago is looking for the fastest kid, which we promise isn’t sketchy

Parents and guardians can register their children online for two races at Chicago’s premier event of the holiday season. The Chicago Park District is on the hunt to find the fastest kid in the city…for reasons. The event takes place from 11a-4p on December 17 at Gately Park’s track and field center on 10201 S. Cottage Grove Ave.

If you sign your child up for what may or may not be a government surveillance program, they will get a free t-shirt. That makes it all worth it.

More info can be found here.

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