Back in my day, a 14-8 record with a 2.20 ERA was good enough to earn you the title of being the best pitcher in baseball. The MLB has yet again launched a conspiracy against the South Siders, as Dylan Cease, who finished with the statistics listed above this season, fell short of being named AL Cy Young to Kate Upton’s husband.

This should only be the beginning for Cease. The 26-year-old hurler will head into arbitration this offseason and I feel very uneasy about it because that seems like something that the White Sox will screw up.