The Chicago version of mustard on watermelon

mustard on watermelon is a global thing now and it got me thinking…

And while there were some solid suggestions, the Malört applesauce I threw out gained some traction…

And before I could even head to my basement bar to grab my Malört, Heather went and did this:

My heroine.  <3 Lauren

P.S. Not Destined For Greatness is the name of my new band.

P.P.S. honorable mention to Stacy for this gem: