We are simply baffled at the sheer stupidity of this story. This woman worked at a law firm, a steady, sensible job. She threw that all away in the name of Hot Cheetos. Humiliating. She hopped the fence to the spider monkey exhibit, something that even zookeepers don’t do, and then tried to give the animals a little treat.

Of course, once she was identified, she was fired. Times are tough but they aren’t tough enough to justify feeding animals Hot Cheetos.