After getting dumped by his wife of 27 years, stories are starting to come out about Bill Gates and his wild, partying ways. Turns out people like spending time around billionaires, even if they look like total nerds! This is good to know. Stories about Bill partying yearly with his ex-girlfriend are well known at this point, but now information is starting to come out about his naked pool party escapades. A 1997 biography of the Microsoft mastermind, “didn’t report on the wild bachelor parties that Microsoft’s boyish chairman would throw in his Seattle home, for which Gates would visit one of Seattle’s all-nude nightclubs and hire dancers to come to his home and swim naked with his friends in his indoor pool,” in order to maintain the mogul’s image. All of that is out the window now.

I have a bad feeling about this Jeff Bezos guy…