Think back to a time when life was much simpler. Melons were merely a fruit, eggplants were nothing more than an emoji, and the Washington Monument was…actually, that has always looked phallic. Never mind. The point is, there’s a golden age of innocence that children have in them. See this TikTok for example:
@flakko_jr95sheesh 🙄 ##fyp
As equally pure as it is uncomfortable. That’s just the way we like it.
