If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. In this case, the crime is stealing an animal and then spray painting it. A woman in Alabama is facing charges of animal cruelty after she snatched up her neighbor’s goat and decided to have a little fun with it. To make matters worse, theft of livestock in Alabama constitutes a felony charge (because of course it does).

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