In Hyderabad, India, one man met his match with a rooster in an outlaw cockfight. The rooster, who had a three-inch knife tied to its leg, did as roosters do and fluttered and panicked upon being grabbed by the man, thus the blade SLICED HIS GROIN. No one-two combination needed. A razor to the groin is all it takes to put a man down for the count.
Is this the dumbest way anyone has ever died? If you can somehow top getting a razor to the groin in an illegal cockfight, please let us know over on Facebook.
