A man in Mississauga, Ontario might be forced to walk the plank after attempting to swipe a package off of someone’s doorstep. Porch pirates are the worst because it’s so rare that their plans are foiled. Luckily for us, not only did this man fail at his attempt, but it was all caught on video.
All 233 seconds of this video are beautiful. The initial bust, the fleeing, and the wheels sputtering come together to create a form of vigilante poetry. It’s really a sight to behold, isn’t it?
