Beware, world, there’s a new Internet trend called “sleep streaming” and it’s even dumber than you can imagine. Famed streamer Asian Andy recently racked up $16,000 by falling asleep on-camera, only for his fans to wake up him with loud noises that were triggered when they donated money to him.

We would be offering to be filmed sleeping peacefully through the night if anyone wanted to pony up some money. Please. Get in touch. Everybody has a price and for some of us it is shockingly low.