There is absolutely no way this guy is actually succeeding with any of the things he’s saying.

First off, he’s telling you how to be a pick up artist on TikTok.

Second, just look at him.

There is a 0% chance this man has ever touched a woman pic.twitter.com/FcCXWGdJeL

— B. W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) July 30, 2020

This dude is 1000% a certified dork.