Alex Jones promises neighbors that he’ll “eat their asses”

Alex Jones decided to tell the good people who watch his show just exactly the lengths he would go to in an apocalyptic future that could happen in the near future.

Obviously he went straight to human cannibalism.

And his word choice was… great.

Perfectly normal.

And hey someone even made a cool jazz remix of his rant.

Watch your asses people, Alex Jones is out there… and he is hungry.