New smart toilet recognizes you by your ‘analprint’

There are a lot of interesting toilets out there, like these for example.

But none of these compare to this new smart toilet.

Researchers at Stanford University have created a smart toilet that recognizes users by their ‘analprint’. That’s right, the toilet knows who is using it based on a b-hole.

They say that this new technology can help diagnose medical problems that usually have to be tested in a lab by simply keeping track of users ‘analprint’

also analprint technology is an amazing selling point I have to say.