Watch the awful Ninja Turtles rock musical

In the 90s, the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles were a pop culture phenom that consumed every kid with cartoons and toys, but this oddly crafted live ‘music’ tour of the pizza-craving reptiles performing for kids in theaters. It had a huge tie-in with a national pizza chain, a media marketing blitz on talk shows including Oprah, and more silliness to get the show attention. It does not leave you wanting to see this band come back to town. Turtle Den, a fan account broke it all down in the video above.

Screen Junkies roasted the whole thing with their ‘Honest Trailers’ series.

Here is even a deeper dive into WHY, oh why did this thing get made by SuperHero Rewind.