If you’ve ever walked in to your local Starbucks and thought to yourself, “A latte sounds nice but what I REALLY want is a shot of Malort,”  1) you have major issues and should seek counselling immediately, and 2) today is your lucky day!  The soon to be open world’s largest Starbucks announced that it will be paying homage to Chicago’s dive bar culture by featuring Malort (listen I know there is supposed to be those two dots over the O, but I can’t remember how to do it and I’m not Googling so deal with it) in some of their cocktails. I’ll have a double non fat skinny iced steamed dark latte with 2 pumps of vanilla, foam, a hint of nutmeg, and a shot of Malort…..wait.

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