Chicago is a dumpster fire. No, Chicago has dumpster fires

Five dumpsters and a garage were set on fire between the hours of 2:00 am and 4:00 am in the Lincoln Park and Lakeview neighborhoods on Tuesday.

The situation had police all over the area responding to scenes and searching for the apparent serial arsonist. Police say no one was injured, and the suspect was not in custody.

We know Chicago can be a dumpster fire (it’s our dumpster fire, we love this city), but we don’t want Chicago to turn into an actual dumpster fire. Please, whoever is lighting up, we urge you to knock it off.