Cocktail pods exist and we’re all doomed

Whiskey is a classy drink. It’s an alpha among omegas in the world of liquor and beverages. Nothing says high-class, top-of-the-line booze like Glenlivet’s new capsule-like shots of whiskey.

The pods are encased with a form of edible seaweed, essentially making it a Tide Pod, Jell-O shot hybrid. Together, this creates one giant mistake.

I would love to know what enters someone’s mind before downing a pod of whiskey. What life events led you there? Where do you go from there? What’s wrong with this world?