NO SPOILERS: An evil app that spoils ‘Game of Thrones’ for your enemies

DON’T WORRY THERE IS NO SPOILERS HERE FOR ‘GAME OF THRONES’ OR ANY TV SHOW YOU HAVE NOT SEEN YET.

You may be one of the many getting to work today still processing the events of the most recent season finale of the HBO monster-hit ‘Game of Thrones but if you have not yet seen it, avoid this evil app. The application appropriately called Spoiled will anonymously send text mesage spoilers to any number you choose. It’s truly evil but  you can not deny it’s very clever. The app is most effective on victims who watch their shows by on-demand streaming after it’s first run on the air.  It gets even more sinister as Spoiled will show what your target texted back in anger and sadness.

Why was this made? What is the point besides making your ex-lover regret leaving you mid-season in ‘Silicon Valley’? It just seems like these internet powers could be used for good, not evil. Where is the app to tell you what train cars on the CTA smell the worst? Someone make that app please… wait that’s my idea! @kevkellam